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    Some people may construe this post. When living...

    Some people may construe this post. When living in Britain, live as the British do. culture, laws , traditions.

    Construe. Verb. To interpret... :ohwell
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    I've travelled to lots of places before I settled...

    I've travelled to lots of places before I settled here, Argentina is surprisingly cold, in fact it's bordering on Chile.
  3. Thread: Hi All

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    Basel. I told you not to tell everyone how much...

    Basel. I told you not to tell everyone how much you hate fondue. And cuckoo clocks. :ohwell
  4. Thread: Psssst

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    Not yet, but I'm working on it.

    Not yet, but I'm working on it.
  5. Thread: Admin

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    More trolling sockies? I can neither confirm nor...

    More trolling sockies? I can neither confirm nor deny.
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    It's not as bad as it seemed. It's worse.

    It's not as bad as it seemed. It's worse.
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    I don't know. I'm not a wonderful person. The...

    I don't know. I'm not a wonderful person.

    The subject is schistosomiasis which looks pretty yucky.
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    Sounds like you intend to start trolling. Yes,...

    Sounds like you intend to start trolling. Yes, that will get you a ban.
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    Pro bono. If they can't afford my rate, I either...

    Pro bono. If they can't afford my rate, I either do it for nowt or don't do it. Probably it's a worthy cause.

    (Btw, this isn't virtue signalling as that is showing what a "wonderful" person you...
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    Poll: Work? Why would I work? My company is paying for...

    Work? Why would I work? My company is paying for me to attend a networking meeting. I plan on shopping and then having a nice civilised meal on Friday evening. With one or two beers.
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    No, you dull twunt. I'd call you delusional but...

    No, you dull twunt. I'd call you delusional but then you'd probably play the mental health card.... :tired
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    Not a chance.

    Not a chance.
  13. You wouldn't get banned for being offended or...

    You wouldn't get banned for being offended or objecting to an avatar. NLUK was talking somewhat testicularly. If you were, for example, to go on about the avatar instead of following the route I...
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    Yes.

    Yes.
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    I had a tie printed with that one.

    I had a tie printed with that one.
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    Mostly proof reading a phd thesis about a new,...

    Mostly proof reading a phd thesis about a new, cost-effective treatment of some tropical parasite or disease contracted through the feet. I may post the gory details later.

    At the moment, I'm just...
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    I've been going to the gym regularly since June....

    I've been going to the gym regularly since June. Moobs are now firm muscle. Sorry.

    Moderators don't get remuneration. It's more a of a "care in the community" initiative - it keeps us off the...
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    Yes I know. Although I've been using it since I...

    Yes I know. Although I've been using it since I first read it in Guards! Guards!, I became aware of its origin in a column in the Times by Sarah Tor. Did you know that schadenfreude is a German word?
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    You are completely wrong. The 5% applies only if...

    You are completely wrong. The 5% applies only if you have an inside IR35 contract with the private sector and operate via your own limited company. The limited company (until April 2020) can deduct...
  20. Of course. And I guess you consider manic's...

    Of course. And I guess you consider manic's avatar to "demonstrates hostility towards the victim's disability" where you are the victim, especially when viewed in conjunction with the handle "manic",...
  21. Last time I applied it took 3 months... but that...

    Last time I applied it took 3 months... but that was a long time ago - while some of the posters here hadn't even started school...
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    Same old same old. It passes the time.

    Same old same old. It passes the time.
  23. Noted. I've added "patronising" to cover that.

    Noted. I've added "patronising" to cover that.
  24. Read through the who's been banned and why...

    Read through the who's been banned and why thread, and you'll see what can get you banned. Of course the moderators are inconsistent, capricious, arbitrary, patronising and partial.
    Not really. It...
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    She sounds like labour are plumming the depths.

    She sounds like labour are plumming the depths.
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    You can reclaim. But it comes out of the fee the...

    You can reclaim. But it comes out of the fee the agency pay your brolly.
  27. Thanks for the Rolex. :hug:

    Thanks for the Rolex. :hug:
  28. Review is over.

    Review is over.
  29. https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/84425-...

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/84425-whos-been-banned-why-post1873393.html#post1873393


    Точно нет.

    I'm sure there's a...
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    Yes, you can do this (until FoM is no longer...

    Yes, you can do this (until FoM is no longer applicable). Exactly how best to do is somewhat more problematic.
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    Sticky: Old Greg - 1 month day - stating another member...

    Old Greg - 1 month day - stating another member is a goat kiddy killer.
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    Ah, I see you read Sara Tor's column.

    Ah, I see you read Sara Tor's column.
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    So stop talking about the bint.

    So stop talking about the bint.
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    Overall, before every crash, there's a peak....

    Overall, before every crash, there's a peak. Things are going up, so a crash will happen. Eventually. Maybe...
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    Doh! "Unless you wish to pay the tax therefore...

    Doh! "Unless you wish to pay the tax therefore this is not an option.".... :o
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    Philistine. If you haven't got loads of...

    Philistine.



    If you haven't got loads of female friends then you're just not fulfilling the stereotype.
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    To be fair, at client site there's a fair mix,...

    To be fair, at client site there's a fair mix, and we get on pretty well. The oldsters are techies and so called "architects". The youngsters are all data scientists. But no hipsters, thankfully.
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    Rubbish. You must immediately create a hit...

    Rubbish. You must immediately create a hit musical based on your life.
    Then you haven't been paying attention.

    Rules 1,3,5,7.
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    Unless I've misunderstood, I think perhaps some...

    Unless I've misunderstood, I think perhaps some professional advice is in order.
  40. KUATB...

    KUATB
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    Well, barring a sufficiently large natural (or...

    Well, barring a sufficiently large natural (or manmade) disaster. But then the stock market will be the least of your troubles.
  42. Back in the mid 90s, it was. Happy days.

    Back in the mid 90s, it was. Happy days.
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    Yep. Less experienced people find it harder to be...

    Yep. Less experienced people find it harder to be truly inclusive.
  44. Follow your bliss | Trying my hand at...

    Follow your bliss | Trying my hand at photomanipulation. No … | Flickr

    I wonder if the Brexit party got permission?
  45. Quite. If they can't handle the Brexit subforum...

    Quite. If they can't handle the Brexit subforum (possibly by ignoring it), they are NCOTBAC.
  46. https://scontent-mad1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/7520...

    https://scontent-mad1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/75204560_503506720497010_7223094029238403072_o.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_oc=AQlEw7-IWMCHW_iTXLI-4i_efHwP_KlKqL7jx_pdqBn-IfaBsTn0Mk8_BoFt2B6fsA4&_nc_ht=scontent-...
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    Switching off javascript works for some sites.

    Switching off javascript works for some sites.
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    There was a survey about this. When asked if they...

    There was a survey about this. When asked if they thought that there was foreign interference in UK elections:

    20% said "don't know"
    20% said "yes"*
    60% said "nyet"




    * These respondents...
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    I did spot the irony - just thought Whorty needed...

    I did spot the irony - just thought Whorty needed it pointing out. Did you spot I "liked" your post? Or are you too slow? :D
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    Well, that's a bit of a sweeping generalisation.

    Well, that's a bit of a sweeping generalisation.
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