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    ^ All of this, basically. Most clients don't seem...

    ^ All of this, basically. Most clients don't seem to understand "determination" and are probably using the HMRC guidance anyway, which isn't what one might call impartial. It's much easier just to...
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    Is this something you could invest in via your...

    Is this something you could invest in via your ltd (rather than personally)? It might be worth a chat with a specialist accountant.

    PS - Remember to keep an eye on your test network...:D
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    I'm guessing you probably didn't mean to say that...

    I'm guessing you probably didn't mean to say that out loud...
  4. Breaking news. Those aren't bollocks...

    Breaking news. Those aren't bollocks...
  5. The new EU Army isn't going to work for free....

    The new EU Army isn't going to work for free. Unless you know something we don't...
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    You have yet to convince us you're even potty...

    You have yet to convince us you're even potty trained...
  7. What happened to "we're all in this together...?"

    What happened to "we're all in this together...?"
  8. Not if you have a spouse who's had a name change...

    Not if you have a spouse who's had a name change during their lifetime. Even if the change was due to adoption at around 2 months old.
  9. Has nobody thought to take this muppet round the...

    Has nobody thought to take this muppet round the back of the car park for a good kicking yet? I can't believe you lot, leaving him to the Mods, who are probably pissing themselves (in some cases...
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    I probably asked for that...:emb

    I probably asked for that...:emb
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    Don't get me started on those E-gates. They have...

    Don't get me started on those E-gates. They have a 10% failure rate, and I'm one of the 10%. :tantrum:
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    I have been to Germany, and there was no...

    I have been to Germany, and there was no paperwork. As an EU citizen, nothing was required. I look forward to filling out a landing form when we finally leave the EU. I will be completing it in...
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    That's just a whole bunch of letters which don't...

    That's just a whole bunch of letters which don't make much sense...
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    Fair point. If he said it about me I'd wear it as...

    Fair point. If he said it about me I'd wear it as a badge of honour.
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    You were next in line, but you failed the...

    You were next in line, but you failed the personality test...:wink
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    Labour fruitcake found in Coventry

    If you're born a sultana...



    What a charming lady. I'm sure the good folk of Coventry South will be queueing up to vote for her.

    Coventry Labour candidate faces 're-interview' over tweets -...
  17. Non-military perhaps, but not for much longer...

    Non-military perhaps, but not for much longer...
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    I'll humour you, since English clearly isn't a...

    I'll humour you, since English clearly isn't a language you're even vaguely familiar with. An "illegal immigrant" won't have the paperwork to enter a US airport, and certainly wouldn't be able to...
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    Those were the days when you went into a clinic...

    Those were the days when you went into a clinic with a bag over your head. Literally...
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    You crapped yourself when the lion turned up...

    You crapped yourself when the lion turned up though...:wink
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    You've clearly never spent any meaningful time in...

    You've clearly never spent any meaningful time in a US airport...
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    I probably am indeed your Dad...:igmc:

    I probably am indeed your Dad...:igmc:
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    You can't ban Old Smeggy. We'll have to look to...

    You can't ban Old Smeggy. We'll have to look to the Dutch for our new idiot...
  24. Your very pretty German garden may be frozen, but...

    Your very pretty German garden may be frozen, but not much of the UK is...
  25. They won't be alone, they'll still have France to...

    They won't be alone, they'll still have France to rely on. Oh, hang on...
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    I remember the good old days when an STD was...

    I remember the good old days when an STD was something to do with telephones. I suppose it's all gone full circle, so that if one encounters an STD nowadays, a telephone probably had something to do...
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    So it won't be a terrible shock to find you...

    So it won't be a terrible shock to find you didn't win then...:wink
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    I'll go for the cow. Medium rare, please...:tongue

    I'll go for the cow. Medium rare, please...:tongue
  29. Breaking: Germany grew by 0.1% in the last...

    Breaking: Germany grew by 0.1% in the last quarter

    Break out the bunting...:banana:
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    :tumble:

    :tumble:
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    Clue: Location Cymru Has that helped?

    Clue: Location Cymru

    Has that helped?
  32. No, I just checked and hell hasn't frozen over...

    No, I just checked and hell hasn't frozen over yet...:wink
  33. It already is. Subscribe to read | Financial...

    It already is.

    Subscribe to read | Financial Times
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    Frank Dobson (ex Labour MP)

    Frank Dobson: Ex-Labour minister dies aged 79 - BBC News
  35. The turnout for the referendum far exceeded that...

    The turnout for the referendum far exceeded that for General Elections, which may explain why so many areas which "ought to have voted remain", didn't.
    They key to TBP winning some of those Labour...
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    Former dictator... Bolivia crisis: Power...

    Former dictator...

    Bolivia crisis: Power vacuum follows Morales' resignation - BBC News

    :wave:
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    They'd have been saved by 17.4m people sending...

    They'd have been saved by 17.4m people sending 'Happy Brexit Day' cards to each other. You idiot Remainers have condemned them to failure. Shame on you...

    :winker:
  38. Jealous, are we...? Edit: You need to go on a...

    Jealous, are we...?

    Edit: You need to go on a 5 week holiday, we don't want any accusations of Russian interference in our election, now, do we...?
  39. In the last election UKIP were not far short of...

    In the last election UKIP were not far short of an offshoot of the BNP. You cannot draw any parallel between the votes UKIP got in 2017 against potential support for TBP in 2019.
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    Service personnel are trained to take orders from...

    Service personnel are trained to take orders from one source (their superior officers) and to resist brainwashing. They also have a strong sense of patriotic duty, so watching their country being...
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    Poll: Anything but "Lance" which I assume translates...

    Anything but "Lance" which I assume translates somehow as "knobhead"...
  42. Thread: Glasgow

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    Are you sure you got on the right train...? :eek

    Are you sure you got on the right train...? :eek
  43. For those without the benefit of subtitles, "she...

    For those without the benefit of subtitles, "she was well chuffed"...
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    Which you clearly didn't...:wink

    Which you clearly didn't...:wink
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    Hopefully your train out wasn't delayed...

    Hopefully your train out wasn't delayed...
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    Do you mean a cross-party of parties who would...

    Do you mean a cross-party of parties who would die in a ditch before endorsing any sort of Brexit?
  47. Thread: Glasgow

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    I'm sure you were a great loss to the whole...

    I'm sure you were a great loss to the whole Scottish cultural vibe when you fooked off to Germany.
    Seriously though, apart from the Kelvingrove (which is somewhere on my 'must visit one day' list)...
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    That was money well spent. Did they forget about...

    That was money well spent. Did they forget about England altogether, or are we just on the naughty step?
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    Hope you didn't waste any time writing a speech...

    Hope you didn't waste any time writing a speech...
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    If any of them were suspected of being football...

    If any of them were suspected of being football fans, a whole new set of rules come into play. Next time Plods, suspect one of them of being a football fan, and the world's your lobster...you can...
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