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    It’s lighthearted and good humoured fare. Nobody...

    It’s lighthearted and good humoured fare. Nobody has to read it.
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    How are your heel spurs.

    How are your heel spurs.
  3. Well it all seemed pretty straightforward at the...

    Well it all seemed pretty straightforward at the time.
  4. The All Seeing Eye.

    The All Seeing Eye.
  5. And the One World Government illuminati mock you...

    And the One World Government illuminati mock you by putting it in plain sight on the UN flag.
  6. The earth is flat. The North Pole is the centre...

    The earth is flat. The North Pole is the centre and the South Pole is the rim. That’s why the Antarctic Treaty effectively puts the circumferential continent under military control.
  7. It’s not just tariffs. It’s also the delays...

    It’s not just tariffs. It’s also the delays associated with a phytosanitary border. Still, a small price to pay for blue passports.
  8. FOG

    FOG
  9. Buckie and Kool-aid is a potent cocktail.

    Buckie and Kool-aid is a potent cocktail.
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    Brolly rather than inside with the same Ltd. I’m...

    Brolly rather than inside with the same Ltd. I’m not saying it’s bullet proof but it muddies the waters if that’s how you want to play it.
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    Damn. Double or quits?

    Damn.

    Double or quits?
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    Worse than either of those. He's a Lord of the...

    Worse than either of those. He's a Lord of the Rings fan.

    Amazon.co.uk:Customer reviews: Thorin Oakenshield'S Dwarven Sword Full Size Prop Replica
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    Sounds like a Brexiteer.

    Sounds like a Brexiteer.
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    How much d'you wanna bet?

    How much d'you wanna bet?
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    It's going to be a bit of a pain to measure out...

    It's going to be a bit of a pain to measure out the ethanol into your glass first.
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    Stupid Criminal

    Is there a criminal justice term equivalent to the Darwin Awards?

    Man who loses bag with €40,000 of cocaine rings gardai to report it missing
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    I remember the coffee machine dying on Christmas...

    I remember the coffee machine dying on Christmas morning, after a late night of assembling kid's bike and booze. A really bleak moment as my old Italian espresso pot wouldn't work on the conduction...
  18. They make this down the road from me but I'm not...

    They make this down the road from me but I'm not convinced it has much more than novelty value.

    Lusca Cabernet - Merlot | Wine Info
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    Start up a new company and ignore it.

    Start up a new company and ignore it.
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    http://equityclock.com/pictures/CoffeeFuturesKCSea...

    http://equityclock.com/pictures/CoffeeFuturesKCSeasonalChart_14AE8/image_thumb.pnghttp://equityclock.com/pictures/CoffeeFuturesKCSeasonalChart_14AE8/image_thumb.pnghttps://www.macrotrends.net/assets/i...
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    BB has the special inside knowledge. It's those...

    BB has the special inside knowledge. It's those that believe the alarmist conspiracy who are the cretins.
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    Why bother burning down your country when you can...

    Why bother burning down your country when you can push it over a cliff edge..
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    He's BR14's cock socket - a different type of...

    He's BR14's cock socket - a different type of beast altogether.
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    Or he can use a brolly. Might work financially...

    Or he can use a brolly. Might work financially for him if he's happy to stick it in a pension.
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    Not for me. I'm busy from 9:30.

    Not for me. I'm busy from 9:30.
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    FOG

    FOG
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    Post in the Coronavirus Assistance sub-forum if...

    Post in the Coronavirus Assistance sub-forum if you want a serious reply.
  28. Thread: Like her

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    FOG

    FOG
  29. Thread: DOOM: petrol

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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    Anywhere within gunboat steaming range of...

    Anywhere within gunboat steaming range of imperial coaling stations.
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    So it was the parents and relatives as well, was...

    So it was the parents and relatives as well, was it? When a white cop is involved, you’re all for waiting for trial and not jumping to conclusions.
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    Looks like the perpetrator was another male. What...

    Looks like the perpetrator was another male. What a surprise.
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    Nah, that's where he used to find them. :igmc:

    Nah, that's where he used to find them. :igmc:
  34. See, he's cheered up. His care worker was bang on.

    See, he's cheered up. His care worker was bang on.
  35. To be fair, No Deal is pretty easy.

    To be fair, No Deal is pretty easy.
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    1975. He used to leave them a calling punch card.

    1975. He used to leave them a calling punch card.
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    I doubt many people are working away from home at...

    I doubt many people are working away from home at the moment.
  38. Stop looking backwards, xoggy. The B word has...

    Stop looking backwards, xoggy. The B word has been got done. Boris said so. So now it's about the bright future.
  39. His care worker begged Admin to let him back here.

    His care worker begged Admin to let him back here.
  40. I liked the idea of Nigel Garage.

    I liked the idea of Nigel Garage.
  41. If he's looking to bait an angry little man,...

    If he's looking to bait an angry little man, you've made yourself available.
  42. #p4alm

    #p4alm
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    You must be the only person here who needed to...

    You must be the only person here who needed to check their calendar to work that one out.
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    Surely the technical charts can answer your...

    Surely the technical charts can answer your question?
  45. Thread: Tier 3

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    National Public Health Emergency Team advice to...

    National Public Health Emergency Team advice to the national government is for Ireland to go to Level 5 for six weeks:
    ...
  46. Thread: Hunk for AtW

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    Good job he got Scotchguard for his sofa.

    Good job he got Scotchguard for his sofa.
  47. But how much ink is in those starter cartridges?...

    But how much ink is in those starter cartridges? I always assumed there isn't that much in them, but maybe not.
  48. Thread: Tier 3

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    Levelling up!

    Levelling up!
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    Funny how so many antisemites pile into Soros.

    Funny how so many antisemites pile into Soros.
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    They're earmarked, along with butterbeans, as...

    They're earmarked, along with butterbeans, as strategic resources for the Empire 2.0 chocolate biscuit export industry.
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