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    Sticky: one of the funniest nights I ever had was fuelled...

    one of the funniest nights I ever had was fuelled by tequila, though the hotel weren't impressed with some of my colleagues behaviour.


    Breakfast was egg on potato cakes lunch was cheddar &...
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    Indeed it makes Assgoo sound coherent. All...

    Indeed it makes Assgoo sound coherent.

    All very sad.
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    Sticky: Cod & Mackerel + chips. Miss V3 and I painted...

    Cod & Mackerel + chips.

    Miss V3 and I painted a wall. She also painted a few other bits but hey not bad for a 6 year old. Mrs V told me off as miss V3 is now covered in paint but very happy.
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    Sticky: Clear glass with lemon and ice. You look virtuous...

    Clear glass with lemon and ice. You look virtuous for drinking soda water with Ice & a slice.

    Just don't mess it up by slurring your words.
  5. Thread: Calling Pogle

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    :hug: Do look after yourself as well!

    :hug:



    Do look after yourself as well!
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    You are using the wrong position, doggy is best.

    You are using the wrong position, doggy is best.
  7. Thread: Calling Pogle

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    You & NLUK can't read? - "they might run out of...

    You & NLUK can't read? - "they might run out of hamsters so hide!"

    Anyway its nice to hear from you, are you OK?
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    Bathroom finished, whole load of home automation...

    Bathroom finished, whole load of home automation done. Garden is better, new shed roof ( all metal no felt).

    Clearing some crud out.

    Could have done more without CUK.
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    John Benfield Prime Suspect star John Benfield...

    John Benfield

    Prime Suspect star John Benfield dies at 68 from rare cancer | Daily Mail Online

    Maybe a picture will help.
    ...
  10. Thread: Cancel Culture?

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    JK Rowling seems to be a prime case. at the risk...

    JK Rowling seems to be a prime case. at the risk of getting banned I agree with JK!

    Someone who has transitioned to a woman is not a Biological woman(for many reasons e.g. medical statistics),...
  11. Thread: Calling Pogle

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    Calling Pogle

    Coronavirus: Putting hamsters on plane could test transmission | Daily Mail Online



    they might run out of hamsters so hide!

    is it me or does this seem a bit unscientific?
  12. We aren't all on the Johnny Depp diet, not sure...

    We aren't all on the Johnny Depp diet, not sure dishy will pay for Columbian marching powder.

    The sort of restaurants you frequent will just put their fees up he is trying to get the Pubs &...
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    Sticky: Their steak & ale pies are quite nice, their...

    Their steak & ale pies are quite nice, their Toffee milkshake is awesome and their deli is quite good.
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    That would cost you £150k in sluff!

    That would cost you £150k in sluff!
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    Sticky: Lunch was Morrison's Veteran pie which seemed...

    Lunch was Morrison's Veteran pie which seemed appropriate. After getting over their inability to spell my username I bit in. Apparently a veteran pie is one of their steak & ale pies with less meat...
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    Anyone tried for a bouncy boob loan?

    As Pammy said the future is in silicon
  17. Thread: Lockdown

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    Or as Adolph put it to Eva "we will always have...

    Or as Adolph put it to Eva "we will always have Paris"
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    Pooof?

    Pooof?
  19. Thread: Lockdown

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    the sexual preferences of squirrels?

    the sexual preferences of squirrels?
  20. awesome +13 privileddgggge points

    awesome +13 privileddgggge points
  21. Indeed she is only an ex benefit claimant, Gay ,...

    Indeed she is only an ex benefit claimant, Gay , female, single parent. If only she was Black & disabled.

    There does seem to be hierarchy forming. Maybe we should award woke points anyone with...
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    so screwing people or screwing people.

    so screwing people or screwing people.
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    You have to be standing next to WTFH for it to...

    You have to be standing next to WTFH for it to work.
  24. Woke Island? Not sure I want to see David...

    Woke Island?

    Not sure I want to see David Walliams in a Bikini. Or Jack Monroe for that matter.
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    I think we should send the fit young and...

    I think we should send the fit young and disposable out! Lets mobilise the stars of TOWIE and Love Island.
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    Sticky: Its ready for a hot day & ice cream?

    Its ready for a hot day & ice cream?
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    Sticky: You could try juice, it counts as a fruit.

    You could try juice, it counts as a fruit.
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    as against a little bleeder?

    as against a little bleeder?
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    so atw's posts get you wet? :igmc:

    so atw's posts get you wet? :igmc:
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    the Butler did it?

    the Butler did it?
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    Anyone done a thrush test?

    nasty itchy little rash..
  32. you saying it takes you back to your youth?

    you saying it takes you back to your youth?
  33. Thread: Who was this?

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    Clear target for the pigeons. Don't worry it...

    Clear target for the pigeons.

    Don't worry it will be some sheik's son he will buy a new one.
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    Alternative Carers

    posting for friends, needs to be able to support the delusion they are a mod, be a maths genius and that squirrel bothering is legal.

    Apply to CUK, pay all the crayons you an eat!
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    Nah sometimes when the Electrician switches on it...

    Nah sometimes when the Electrician switches on it works :wink
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    spoilers!

    spoilers!
  37. That is indeed true. It does however seem the...

    That is indeed true. It does however seem the situation is getting worse for all victims regardless of colour.

    South Africa crime: Police figures show rising murder and sexual offences - BBC News
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    Sticky: would make a good episode - the cow fertilising...

    would make a good episode - the cow fertilising his shoes!
  39. Ah I see Mr Donuts edited his post but you didn't...

    Ah I see Mr Donuts edited his post but you didn't requote him in your reply yet answered the bit that he added. Sorta confusing don't you think?

    See now you might see why you were difficult to...
  40. FTFY

    FTFY
  41. Do you want to have a look at your post again? ...

    Do you want to have a look at your post again?

    You didn't quote this part of MrDonuts post, you might have meant to, but you didn't. I think you have realised that.




    Then you suggested...
  42. Is that the white version of "why don't you go...

    Is that the white version of "why don't you go back to where you came from"?

    hmm.
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    Precisely.

    Precisely.
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    Hamilton - Oh Dear

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    Sticky: I think its the same way those in "My 600lb life"...

    I think its the same way those in "My 600lb life" they started small and someone fed them.
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    Sticky: +1

    +1
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    In the home its dirty hard work but you don't...

    In the home its dirty hard work but you don't have to pay much tax.

    Permie electricians £30-£45k.
  48. Time for MIL porn ?

    Time for MIL porn ?
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    Fake it till you make it. I'm the Meg Ryan of...

    Fake it till you make it.

    I'm the Meg Ryan of IT workers.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNEX0fbGePg
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    Too horrific to watch.

    Too horrific to watch.
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