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    Sorry, thought you meant CUK members about to...

    Sorry, thought you meant CUK members about to cark it. :igmc:
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    ITAR - that's a drawback.

    ITAR - that's a drawback.
  3. Why does it make perfect sense? You point a gun...

    Why does it make perfect sense? You point a gun at a policeman, suicide by cop.

    If you're too stupid to understand that fact then you're too stupid to live, be you black, white, yellow or red -...
  4. Thread: Keith Vaz

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    The man is a prize twunt but to my knowledge he's...

    The man is a prize twunt but to my knowledge he's not used his "respectable family man image" to gain advantage. YEMD.

    Does an MP have to disclose his/her sexual preference to the electorate?
    ...
  5. Thread: Keith Vaz

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    The hiding? FFS, is it any of your business?

    The hiding?

    FFS, is it any of your business?
  6. So, don't supply your services to the Public...

    So, don't supply your services to the Public Sector!

    Simples!

    Given the generous Civil Service pensions, you soft twats should go permy!

    Spod - In "supplying military services via a private...
  7. Ftfy

    Ftfy
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    15 plate E220 - £30 Road Tax and easily does...

    15 plate E220 - £30 Road Tax and easily does 60+mpg.

    7 Speed auto box, loads of toys.

    Bought it when it was 9 months old and saved ~£15k on the new price.

    Very comfy and keeps me out of...
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    He's shown more self control than you have....

    He's shown more self control than you have. :winker:
  10. Buy land, they're not making any more. Apart...

    Buy land, they're not making any more.

    Apart from the Chinese...
  11. I usually find that a bottle of Whisky or a...

    I usually find that a bottle of Whisky or a couple of bottles of wine in a nice presentation box go down well.

    If they're T-Total, F*** 'em!

    And not in the biblical sense, the self righteous...
  12. If the odour offends thy nostrils my dear,...

    If the odour offends thy nostrils my dear, there's always the option to exit stage left.
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    We haven't left yet, and my bet is that something...

    We haven't left yet, and my bet is that something will happen between now and 2019 that will stop us from leaving.

    The Government isn't hedging its bets, it's plotting a scheme!

    Expect an...
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    Affected? I'm afflicted, how much do I get?

    Affected?

    I'm afflicted, how much do I get?
  15. 'king foreigner! :ladybags:

    'king foreigner! :ladybags:
  16. Moderation is fine, but in moderation - please.

    OK, It's no secret that NAT and I have history but let's put this aside.

    Over the past 12 months, I've self moderated my postings, that doesn't mean that I've not been looking around the forum in...
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    Poll: Oh goody! If only we all had something more...

    Oh goody!

    If only we all had something more interesting to do.

    Maybe this site could be starved.

    Note to admin...
    Sorry old chap but it's got to be said.
  18. You too! :happy Maybe as a now "old codger" I...

    You too! :happy

    Maybe as a now "old codger" I don't like change.

    It doesn't help when one of your moderators appears to be openly goading members so that he can ban them.

    It's no secret that...
  19. It's about time we threw off the yokes of...

    It's about time we threw off the yokes of oppression.

    This forum used to be brilliant before it went all PC and more tarts joined. Inclusion doesn't enrich, it dilutes.
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    Hopefully you'll get the birch.

    Hopefully you'll get the birch.
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    Are we assuming her marriage wasn't fruitful?

    Are we assuming her marriage wasn't fruitful?
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    Black lives matter no more than that of any one...

    Black lives matter no more than that of any one else.

    If you choose to live by the attitude problem then be prepared to die by the same.
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    I assume you're being ironic. Actually I'm...

    I assume you're being ironic.

    Actually I'm just going to keep the above statement as a record.

    What I really meant to say was... now is the time we learn to keep our eyes open and our risk...
  24. FTFY :p

    FTFY :p
  25. National Trust - Formby...

    National Trust - Formby
    https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/formby
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    Official : Spod Boomed Thread

    Extended for another 6 months - Been here at a company that's notorious for ditching contractors after 2 years; for soon to be 4 years.

    Just thought I'd rub Wilmslow and Suity's nose in the sh!t....
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    FTFY - pro-bono

    FTFY - pro-bono
  28. Your cynicism demonstrates your lack of...

    Your cynicism demonstrates your lack of flexibility, drive and ambition. You're obsolete.
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    I'm good, just been extended for another 6...

    I'm good, just been extended for another 6 months. Been here the best part of 4 years now.

    This company started as a 2 man consultancy, in a garage, in what became known as Silicon Valley. :wink
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    Another contract about to go titsup? Quelle...

    Another contract about to go titsup? Quelle surprise!
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    You do have some very impressive public...

    You do have some very impressive public conveniences in Rothesay. Those and a very nice "Pay & Display" Marina that I've used many times in the past. :wave:
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    Wrap it round an oak tree.

    Wrap it round an oak tree.
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    His two autobiography's are a good read/listen on...

    His two autobiography's are a good read/listen on Audible.

    Another autobiography that I would commend to the audience is that of Sidney Poitier - The Measure of a Man.
  34. His parents wanted him to have a challenging life...

    His parents wanted him to have a challenging life but shied away from calling him "Sue"?
  35. Thread: Owen Smith

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    With respect, you've your own tulip to sort out. ...

    With respect, you've your own tulip to sort out. Surely there's a "grassy knoll" or a "book repository" overlooking Ms Sturgeon's journey to or from Holyrood or Bute House!
  36. Thread: Owen Smith

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    Nope. Actually, on reflection yes, SueEllen,...

    Nope.

    Actually, on reflection yes, SueEllen, she scares the beejeezus out of me. How can someone that insane still remain free to wander the planet?
  37. Thread: Owen Smith

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    So, you always were a "red". Come the...

    So, you always were a "red".

    Come the Revolution mate, you're 2nd or 3rd against the wall.
  38. See you in court. :nerd It's already been...

    See you in court. :nerd

    It's already been stated widely that although we welcome the (very plentiful) trade offers from the rest of the world, we can't do anything until we've "shed our current...
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    John 8:7 Matthew 7:1 Romans 2:1 Bloody hell,...

    John 8:7
    Matthew 7:1
    Romans 2:1

    Bloody hell, this is like chess!

    Just because I'm not a Christian it doesn't mean that I haven't read your comic.
  40. Thread: Owen Smith

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    Follow the Gourd!

    Follow the Gourd!
  41. How about "growing the f**k up and getting a real...

    How about "growing the f**k up and getting a real life?"
  42. Thread: Owen Smith

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    Am I permitted to respond to this post? Just...

    Am I permitted to respond to this post?

    Just asking, like.

    'coz if I could respond I'd say... "Doesn't matter what you may promise the blinkered lefty twats, you'll never get your opinion past...
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    And there in lies the problem... Elton John,...

    And there in lies the problem...

    Elton John, the only tart with more angst than Adele...
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    Oh, sorry, I was under the impression that this...

    Oh, sorry, I was under the impression that this was an open forum.

    My bad.
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    So your answer although you believe it to be...

    So your answer although you believe it to be definitive, is merely obfuscation.

    Maybe you should've kept your mouth shut lest you confirm your ignorance.
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    No one knows yet.

    No one knows yet.
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    Just make sure we've got plenty of bullets.

    Just make sure we've got plenty of bullets.
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    She'll be our equivalent of Christine Lagarde,...

    She'll be our equivalent of Christine Lagarde, and yes, I would, both of 'em.

    Until it fell off!
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    Only one person worse than Boris for the Foreign...

    Only one person worse than Boris for the Foreign Secretary role, HRH The Duke of Edinburgh :laugh :laugh :laugh
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    Recently read his Autobiography - very...

    Recently read his Autobiography - very interesting!

    Certainly a better name than "Boaty McBoatyFace"!
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