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  1. Thread: P***heads

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    Not many surprises there. Beer goggles = less...

    Not many surprises there.
    Beer goggles = less need for quite so much make-up.
    ... or so I'm told....
  2. I'm still amused that Darth Vader was in Dr....

    I'm still amused that Darth Vader was in Dr. Strangelove.
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    Could have been worse. I once sent an E-Mail to...

    Could have been worse. I once sent an E-Mail to a Co. Director named Alan, starting with 'Dear Anal".

    I also once had what became a blaziing row with my team leader ( in my permie days) when I...
  4. Thread: Who was this?

    by RSoles
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    Oh THAT'S where I left it. :oldgit:

    Oh THAT'S where I left it.
    :oldgit:
  5. OK, just for tulips and giggles, 1 hour cycle, ...

    OK, just for tulips and giggles, 1 hour cycle, 20 mile swim, 12 hour cycle.
    Not going to do that.
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    Of course, such a gadget would need a snappy...

    Of course, such a gadget would need a snappy name to reflect its multiple roles. "Matrix" perhaps?
  7. Thread: Middle man

    by RSoles
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    Trouble is that he's right about the economics...

    Trouble is that he's right about the economics (I'm agreeing with O'Leery? :eek ).

    I'm surprised that he hasn't proposed flying with the windows open.
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    Isn't that an instant ban on here?

    Isn't that an instant ban on here?
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    5g on the other hand can cause blackouts....

    5g on the other hand can cause blackouts.
    Something I get from two flights of stairs these days.
    :oldgit:
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    And flatulence apparently.

    And flatulence apparently.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du8yQeQdMBk

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du8yQeQdMBk
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    Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go ...

    Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs

    Another :oldgit: one
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    The Specials - Ghost Town YouTube...

    The Specials - Ghost Town
    YouTube
    Gee, those opening scenes


    Doors - The End
    YouTube
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    Aw, never mind, their, they're, there.....

    Aw, never mind, their, they're, there.....
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    I wouldn't do it. As others have said a car...

    I wouldn't do it.
    As others have said a car battery is designed for shallow cycling, the alternator keeping it topped up most of the time.
    Letting it run down will kill it quickly.
    Then you're...
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    Fan assisted oven. Roast Beef in the main oven, ...

    Fan assisted oven.
    Roast Beef in the main oven, Pork in the grill.
    The wavey line is aroma mmmmmmmm.
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    Match.

    Match.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFQ2oTYp5Z8

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFQ2oTYp5Z8
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    180 due to bad health and taking the summer (ha!)...

    180 due to bad health and taking the summer (ha!) off.

    edit: well up on 1016 :110, well down on previous years 230-ish
    might make up some due to client last minute panic.
  20. I've heard it said that 'a bachelor is a man who...

    I've heard it said that 'a bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once'.
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    Gave up after the yeti down in the tube.

    Gave up after the yeti down in the tube.
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    Duty free's a rip off.

    Duty free's a rip off.
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    Here's one solution:- This dad ate some...

    Here's one solution:-

    This dad ate some biscuits from his kids’ trick-or-treat haul only to find they went off in 1999 - BelfastTelegraph.co.uk

    cheaper than giving then some fags and a tot of...
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    I'm old enough to remember the '68-'71 GMT+1 all...

    I'm old enough to remember the '68-'71 GMT+1 all year round experiment.
    Hated it. Walking through the dark to school Ughh.
  25. Thread: WFH RSoles

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    Used to drive past Pratt's Bottom on a regular...

    Used to drive past Pratt's Bottom on a regular basis before they put that M25 in.......
  26. Thread: WFH RSoles

    by RSoles
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    Isn't that in Devon?

    Isn't that in Devon?
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    Did you know that 40% of sickies are thrown on a...

    Did you know that 40% of sickies are thrown on a Monday or a Friday?
  28. Thread: WFH RSoles

    by RSoles
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    I looked at the title and thought "how did she...

    I looked at the title and thought "how did she know"

    I'm only a hundred miles North of you :wave:
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    one laptop two monitors

    Hi folks,
    I've got a laptop with a single hdmi output ( and no vga, no docking station connector).
    I'd like to connect it to two monitors.

    I've seen this:-
    Matrox DualHead2Go Digital SE |...
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    The worst part about Brixit...

    .. is that it's killed General.







    ..and ruined my spelling...
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    Uh, isn't that also known as a sail?

    Uh, isn't that also known as a sail?
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    Minefield

    Minefield
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    (yet) Another tax on the way

    Michael Gove suggests plastic bottle deposit scheme - BBC News
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    I once bought my wife a torque-wrench for her...

    I once bought my wife a torque-wrench for her birthday.
    I can still feel the indentation on the side of my skull.......
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    Have you tested/replaced the cmos battery?

    Have you tested/replaced the cmos battery?
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    Pray

    Pray
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    Titanic

    Titanic
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    Gordon

    Gordon
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    Pudding

    Pudding
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    Birthday

    Birthday
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    Indeed, why not?

    Here’s a bagpiper playing Scotland the Brave while doing a 50-metre bungee jump, because why not - BelfastTelegraph.co.uk
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    pcworld

    pcworld
  43. Ho, ho! from all your furthest bounds, pour ye...

    Ho, ho! from all your furthest bounds, pour ye now in, ye bold billows of my whole foregone life, and top this one piled comber of my death! Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering...
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    scrumptious

    scrumptious
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    sausages

    sausages
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    embedded

    embedded
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    Fracture

    Fracture
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    38y 8p :oldgit:

    38y 8p :oldgit:
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    My grandad used to say that the trick was not to...

    My grandad used to say that the trick was not to disturb them if you get bitten. 'Let them sook'.
    They inject digestive fluids in and then suck them out again, disturbing them leave more juice in,...
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    rose

    rose
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