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    Just thinkin' like…

    Just thinkin' like…
    The lock-down will be a windfall for insurance companies. Fewer claims on motor insurance and with people staying at home, fewer burglaries. Buy shares in Insurance?
  2. I am off to the chemist to buy some...

    I am off to the chemist to buy some ant-flatulence medicine. (Fart) and a prescription for my Tourette’s, f&&&
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    The government could not organise a pi$$up in a...

    The government could not organise a pi$$up in a brewery.

    Coronavirus: UK ‘wasting time’ on NHS protective gear orders - BBC News
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    It is an absolute fact. Have you been ignoring...

    It is an absolute fact. Have you been ignoring the news? The government knew they were short of ventilators in January. Bojo even rejected the offer to join the EU procurement program to buy...
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    Tough measures should have been to order some...

    Tough measures should have been to order some ventilators. To date, none of the UK ventilator manufactures has had any orders from the Uk government. Conversely, the Uk ventilator manufactures have...
  6. Thread: Face Masks WTF!

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    But there is a possibility that the virus was...

    But there is a possibility that the virus was accidentally released by the Wuhan Institute of Virology.
    Wuhan Institute of Virology - Wikipedia
  7. Thread: Face Masks WTF!

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    Why are they selling hair curlers? ...

    Why are they selling hair curlers?

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  8. Thread: Face Masks WTF!

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    Face Masks WTF!

    I see a growing number of car drivers being the only occupant in the car wearing face masks. Is this some sort of status symbol?
  9. Just buy a pair of rubber gloves and cut the...

    Just buy a pair of rubber gloves and cut the little finger off and use that.
  10. Thai massage parlour All in NATO gas masks and...

    Thai massage parlour
    All in NATO gas masks and rubber gloves. Not quite the same as before.
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    Coronavirus gets infected by a Boris

    Coronavirus gets infected by a Boris

    Coronavirus gets infected by a Boris, “I am gutted” virus tells Daily Mail. “I would never have proliferated had I known I would end up with a Boris”
  12. https://pics.me.me/9-17-9i-god-at-his-computer-thi...

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    I will light a candle for Bojo... a Roman Candle...

    I will light a candle for Bojo...
    a Roman Candle and stick it up his arse


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  14. Thread: 60% LTV

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    I am interested, I can sell my one-car garage in...

    I am interested, I can sell my one-car garage in Holland Park and still have change left over.
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    The country voted for a clown to be PM and...

    The country voted for a clown to be PM and planning is done on the back of an envelope. As per the news yesterday, the NHS does not have enough face masks for their own staff. Some nurses have to go...
  16. Get help with anger - NHS...

    Get help with anger - NHS
  17. i wish i wuz clever like you is

    i wish i wuz clever like you is
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    Bojo just lies and people forget what he says. ...

    Bojo just lies and people forget what he says.

    Bojo's mate; Professor Whitty is the Chief Medical Officer (CMO) for England, the UK's government Chief Medical Adviser and head of the public health...
  19. Thread: Prince Charles

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    but then he bottled it...

    but then he bottled it...
  20. Thread: Prince Charles

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    The difference being that royalty gets to have...

    The difference being that royalty gets to have treatment.
  21. Thread: Panic buying

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    Tuesday, Waitrose almost empty of customers, very...

    Tuesday, Waitrose almost empty of customers, very clean with a mass of reduced items. Aldi plenty of stock and giving stuff away free.
  22. Thread: Prince Charles

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    Every cloud...

    Every cloud...
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    He's a bit young for you ...

    He's a bit young for you

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    Overweight males exercising seems to attract the...

    Overweight males exercising seems to attract the virus.
  25. Thread: favourite recipe

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    How to prepare Kiwi ...

    How to prepare Kiwi

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  26. Thread: favourite recipe

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    What a great idea. I will buzz downstairs to...

    What a great idea. I will buzz downstairs to Gieves and ask him to get cook on with the job.
  27. Thread: favourite recipe

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    That would give me Hyperglycemia and put me in a...

    That would give me Hyperglycemia and put me in a coma.
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    https://i1.wp.com/iranian.com/Arts/2002/November/T...

    https://i1.wp.com/iranian.com/Arts/2002/November/Tintin/Images/image.jpg?w=960
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    The real reason Mac's are closing is because the...

    The real reason Mac's are closing is because the customers are staying away
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    In Japan, they respect old people and they would...

    In Japan, they respect old people and they would prioritise them in such situations
  31. Mark 12:17

    Mark 12:17
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    A Different View Cases per 1 million people ...

    A Different View

    Cases per 1 million people

    San Marino 4798.46
    Iceland 1559.33
    Luxembourg 1299.9
    Andorra 1155.2
    Liechtenstein 1141.17
    Italy 888.27
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    I was thinking of baiting a toilet roll on the...

    I was thinking of baiting a toilet roll on the pavement and capturing some innocent wench to liven up the evening
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    Selfish Brexit voting farmers can go an f###...

    Selfish Brexit voting farmers can go an f### themselves
  35. Thread: Coviboomed!!!

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    Buy shares in opticians

    Buy shares in opticians
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    and lederhosen repairs and slap dancing

    and lederhosen repairs and slap dancing
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    No quite the right question. The NHS advises...

    No quite the right question. The NHS advises everyone to be vaccinated however, it's free for the over 60s and others at risk.

    Tragically, a local healthy 15yo died of flue last year and a very...
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    Generally, people who die of flu have chosen not...

    Generally, people who die of flu have chosen not to be vaccinated. I have have known a few people in their early 20s who died of flu.

    Many people confuse flu with a cold, it is not the same.

    I...
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    Time to open a speakeasy with gin in the teapots...

    Time to open a speakeasy with gin in the teapots etc
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    What about number 6? ...

    What about number 6?

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  41. Thread: Harrods

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    The toilets

    The toilets
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    World radio / Listen to radio stations online...

    World radio / Listen to radio stations online

    Radio UK: live internet radio stations in the United Kingdom
  43. Thread: Waitrose

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    Not my local, in fact it is a great pickup venue.

    Not my local, in fact it is a great pickup venue.
  44. Thread: Waitrose

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    No more free coffee either... unless you cheat ...

    No more free coffee either... unless you cheat

    BTW: I though empty shelves would be nostalgic for you.
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    No, no, not at all... ...

    No, no, not at all...

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  46. Thread: More God News

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    More God News

    No more room upstairs
  47. Thread: Rumour Mill

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    Awk aye, doesnae hae be room in Loch Doon fur all...

    Awk aye, doesnae hae be room in Loch Doon fur all ye Sassanaks

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/Loch_Doon.jpg
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    On the back of the can. ...

    On the back of the can.

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  49. This may help Home | Manor Farm Dental...

    This may help

    Home | Manor Farm Dental Laboratory
  50. Thread: worth a read

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    I want my mummy :sick

    I want my mummy :sick
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