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  1. /s for all the Merkins. Back to Reddit with you....

    /s for all the Merkins. Back to Reddit with you. :ladybags:
  2. Let them eat Sushi!

    The fishermen are saved. Import duty on soy sauce from Japan to be reduced! I expect said fishermen to be on the phone to Marcus Rashford already.

    (best not to mention the 22% reduction for...
  3. Assuming you mean border controls & customs...

    Assuming you mean border controls & customs racial profiling neither. Problems on both side.
  4. This seems to be mostly a game of not standing...

    This seems to be mostly a game of not standing behind anyone who does not have white skin. :alien:

    My first wife was black. Never managed a trip on the chunnel without getting pulled over for...
  5. ******* immigrants feeding our children. ...

    ******* immigrants feeding our children.

    Whatever next? They'll be buying our car & steel industries. :tantrum:

    With their delusions of grandeur they think that one their kind will be managing...
  6. Brexiteer fisherman concerned that tariffs will impede their sale of fish to EU.

    THis is NOT the Brexit they voted for.



    -BBC
  7. The Japanese restaurant always ****ed me up with...

    The Japanese restaurant always ****ed me up with the Sake. Then off to the rink. Good days.
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    Sticky: I can raise you several thousand people who are...

    I can raise you several thousand people who are desperate and will take a lot lower than that.
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    Ah yes. VF. Fantastic company anywhere outside of...

    Ah yes. VF. Fantastic company anywhere outside of the UK. Utter horsetulip like this on a daily basis in Newbury (or Paddington for those who can't be arsed to go to Newbury / live there).

    That...
  10. Aldi & Lidl often have acceptable Rieslings. ...

    Aldi & Lidl often have acceptable Rieslings.

    (When at my German home I can buy Brunello at Lidl.)
  11. FFS. What a bunch of entitled pricks in this...

    FFS. What a bunch of entitled pricks in this forum.

    These are children we are talking about. I don't give a tulip if their parents blow the cash on weed or large TVs, but this is just a stereotype....
  12. Worse. Will PM you.

    Worse. Will PM you.
  13. I think the waiting time will be 52% less than...

    I think the waiting time will be 52% less than that estimates. :smile

    I
  14. Dual nationality.

    Dual nationality.
  15. Boomed. I am a contractor again.

    Starting for a French company who have won a major contract with the UK government.

    The contract starts in January 2021. There is a specific forum to discuss this sort of thing.

    :banana:
  16. That would depend if they are from the North or...

    That would depend if they are from the North or South. :smokin
  17. There are 3 groups: Those with 5 figure...

    There are 3 groups:

    Those with 5 figure invoices who tend to lean towards the right.

    Those with 4 figure invoices who tend to lean towards the left.

    Those who no longer invoice, either...
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    Yet another Splitter!

    Time for me to join the splitters. Too many quality posters like LondonPM1 on here for me to hang around. :tumble:

    Also:


    Haven't been a contractor for quite a while.
    Leaving the UK again...
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    Well done. By far the sensible option to have...

    Well done. By far the sensible option to have peace of mind until retirement.

    REally chuffed for ya NAT.
  20. Yup. I am far too busy watching the naked...

    Yup.

    I am far too busy watching the naked German ladies sunbathing on my dock when I am there ;)

    It really is hard to beat. Heading back to Starnberg in a couple of weeks and cannot wait. The...
  21. Watch out for burning season. A lot of people are...

    Watch out for burning season. A lot of people are moving from CM to Da Nang because of it.

    *and the ever changing immigration rules. And the corruption. And the toxic expat culture.

    I lived in...
  22. Thread: Meat

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    We will compensate with fish.

    We will compensate with fish.
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    Enough of the BS Boris.

    When this is the lead headline of the Daily ******* Mail I suspect confidence is low in the Government.

    UK Home | Daily Mail Online
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    Old Greg abusing himself? :winker: I can't...

    Old Greg abusing himself? :winker:

    I can't believe it for a moment.
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    https://i.imgur.com/qtBT5TU.jpg Here he is...

    https://i.imgur.com/qtBT5TU.jpg

    Here he is pointing at the UK's international reputation.
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    Kim Jong Un pointing at things

    https://i.imgur.com/EVDtGlB.jpg
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    OK as BR14 has pointed out this is willy waving &...

    OK as BR14 has pointed out this is willy waving & I am stepping out.

    For everyone else please do not head down to Malaga expecting employment of any kind or a contract without really doing your...
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    Bilateral?

    Bilateral?
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    If you are uneasy about the contract like you say...

    If you are uneasy about the contract like you say and have a permit contract in hand, I would sign ASAP in the current Market. Or WFH them both ;)
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    Exactly. We are quite off topic, but most people...

    Exactly. We are quite off topic, but most people buy during Semana Santa or July/August.

    *Sorry Semana Santa = Easter
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    It's an absolute zoo. A zoo with the benefit...

    It's an absolute zoo.

    A zoo with the benefit that you end up having to put 50% of what you paid for the place in again as soon as your first winter arrives. Zero insulation.
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    My family own one of the golf courses by those...

    My family own one of the golf courses by those hills. Your move.
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    Yup. Found this out the hard way when filing my...

    Yup. Found this out the hard way when filing my first patent in Munich.
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    See my post above. This is happening.

    See my post above. This is happening.
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    1. In this context "enchufe" means being plugged...

    1. In this context "enchufe" means being plugged in to the right connections. The jobs have to be advertised but without enchufe you will not get them.
    2. Tio (Uncle) is what the locals will call...
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    Exactly my point. If you don't know what enchufe...

    Exactly my point. If you don't know what enchufe is you are in for a wake up call.

    You really really will fit in when the locals call you uncle, if you can't handle dude. I would have called you...
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    Contractors are a minority on this forum I...

    Contractors are a minority on this forum I believe.
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    Dude, ask for the rates now. The airport is...

    Dude, ask for the rates now.

    The airport is fantastic. The airline industry is not.

    I am half Spanish and from the region.

    I was the CIO of a major tech company's Spanish division.

    You...
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    Poll: https://i.imgur.com/xHsQFFN.jpg ...

    https://i.imgur.com/xHsQFFN.jpg

    https://i.imgur.com/3pJixSA.jpg

    Washer boys as well as butlers. For clarity I am the one taking the photo.
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    So Malaga Technology Park. Enjoy the rates, they...

    So Malaga Technology Park. Enjoy the rates, they reflect the horrific unemployment rate in Andalucia and the fact that every Spanish Boomer wanted their kids to be engineers. You can make more money...
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    Poll: Oh trust me, you can add 60k to an M. Just buy M...

    Oh trust me, you can add 60k to an M. Just buy M performance tulip & hit up BMW individual.

    Snap up a good condition E46 and skip the G80. Appreciating asset and by far the best engine and drive.
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    Poll: ******* everything is optional on a BMW.

    ******* everything is optional on a BMW.
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    Poll: with fabric seats.

    with fabric seats.
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    Asked Dominic to come round.

    Asked Dominic to come round.
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    The downside of this is you have to study law...

    The downside of this is you have to study law first.
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    https://i.imgur.com/ahm9bUt.jpg *I honestly...

    https://i.imgur.com/ahm9bUt.jpg


    *I honestly don't know what the **** is wrong with me.
    **Woohoo! Finally!
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    Ah, so this is what BJ's Moonshot is all about. ...

    Ah, so this is what BJ's Moonshot is all about.

    There is going to be a shortage of those Danish Sperm imports mentioned in bizarre detail in the withdrawal agreement/
  50. Bill Gates will have killed all the over 60s long...

    Bill Gates will have killed all the over 60s long before then.
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