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    I'll bet you're the one who blackballed me!

    I'll bet you're the one who blackballed me!
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    So don't get near others! If you're close enough...

    So don't get near others! If you're close enough to me to need to wear a mask then you'd better be my fcuking surgeon!
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    Of course you do. Why? Because you're a...

    Of course you do. Why? Because you're a clueless fuqwit.

    In fact I'd venture that you wear a facemask when you're driving - alone.
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    That's the trouble with you mate, you always want...

    That's the trouble with you mate, you always want the last word, even when it makes you look a dick!
  5. Thread: Urgent advice

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    Blame the cat, dog, kids, wife, or Brillo's case...

    Blame the cat, dog, kids, wife, or Brillo's case the gimp who lives under the stairs.
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    Don't be a twat all your life.

    Don't be a twat all your life.
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    Perhaps the Government is funding the 80% and the...

    Perhaps the Government is funding the 80% and the firm are topping up to ensure they retain their staff.

    I don't think that's breaking any rules.
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    It's serious for some people. For others it's a...

    It's serious for some people. For others it's a minor inconvenience. Fcuking the world economy is a much more serious issue!
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    Let Allah sort 'em out. Prepare for a few...

    Let Allah sort 'em out.

    Prepare for a few deaths, be grown up about it and then move on.

    It's the circle of life!
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    Very cool. Now add sound effects and an AR...

    Very cool.

    Now add sound effects and an AR display/camera hooked up to a Raspberry Pi...
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    Maybe the problem was you. Just saying.

    Maybe the problem was you.

    Just saying.
  12. Thread: New nutters

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    But you have, as you are a resident of Germany...

    But you have, as you are a resident of Germany aren't you supposed to abide by German laws and regulations?
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    Short And Stout? Yep, you to a tee.

    Short And Stout? Yep, you to a tee.
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    Spanish Inquisition, 1492 "Leave, Convert or Die".

    Spanish Inquisition, 1492 "Leave, Convert or Die".
  15. Thread: New nutters

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    Oh dear, are you deliberately flouting...

    Oh dear, are you deliberately flouting Strafgesetzbuch section 86a?
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    So you don't own any Tesla stock, then?

    So you don't own any Tesla stock, then?
  17. Thread: Job opening

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    Why, are you after the job?

    Why, are you after the job?
  18. I'm not at odds with your statement.

    I'm not at odds with your statement.
  19. Should have shot the little bastard and then...

    Should have shot the little bastard and then planted a table leg on the corpse.

    Gene Hunt.
  20. Use a specialist, "Freelancer Financials" sorted...

    Use a specialist, "Freelancer Financials" sorted my last Mortgage and I heartily recommend them.

    Failing that, continue being a clueless prick.
  21. You've got to watch those swans, man! Break yer...

    You've got to watch those swans, man! Break yer arm soon as look at you!
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    My FibberKnackered Equation says it ain't gonna...

    My FibberKnackered Equation says it ain't gonna happen.

    Note.
    My FibberKnackered Equation has never been proved wrong!
  23. Piss off, I'm tweaking Old Smeg's tail.

    Piss off, I'm tweaking Old Smeg's tail.
  24. Typical Irish shambles. Travel to Ireland from...

    Typical Irish shambles.

    Travel to Ireland from Manchester - Quarantine.

    Travel to Ireland from Norn Irn - No Quarantine.

    Travel to Norn Irn from Manchester - No Quarantine.

    Travel To...
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    Nope, I'm currently paying LSE - I'll have a...

    Nope, I'm currently paying LSE - I'll have a look, thanks for the head's up!
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    McTavish's - Shirley? I used to like partaking...

    McTavish's - Shirley?

    I used to like partaking in a few beers at Aulay's.
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    Yep, mine, the wife's, the offspring and both...

    Yep, mine, the wife's, the offspring and both cats!

    However, those 3 weren't!

    Btw, does anyone here know a good source of Level 2 data? I don't want to pay Bloomberg rates!

    @AtW, read my...
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    You want to shag Gricer up the arse? How will...

    You want to shag Gricer up the arse? How will that solve anything?
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    The trading is a hobby. I don't try and kid...

    The trading is a hobby. I don't try and kid myself into thinking that I would want to go full "Naked Trader".
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    I made a bung on COPL, EUA and GGP in the past 3...

    I made a bung on COPL, EUA and GGP in the past 3 weeks.

    It would be vulgar to say just how much but I hasten to add that my capital gains is f*cked if I withdraw the cash!

    Anyway, DYOR and...
  31. Not as slow as he is.

    Not as slow as he is.
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    Why are you arguing with someone who doesn't...

    Why are you arguing with someone who doesn't share your opinion?
  33. Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

    Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
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    Were curtains involved?

    Were curtains involved?
  35. Shades of Uganda, all over again. Still, we...

    Shades of Uganda, all over again.

    Still, we offered you refuge when you fled your responsibilities to the glorious motherland.
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    And that my friends is how you become a Labour...

    And that my friends is how you become a Labour supporter/closet commie.
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    Let me guess, you identify as a kayak!

    Let me guess, you identify as a kayak!
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    ARM will takeover them both...

    ARM will takeover them both...
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    Gratis. On a serious note, a mate of mine put...

    Gratis.

    On a serious note, a mate of mine put his XJ6 into a motorway bridge at a rate of knots a few(a lot of) years ago, he swears the only thing that saved him was the big straight six in front...
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    This Gambling platform, does it involve...

    This Gambling platform, does it involve Gladiators? Asking for a friend, I'm sure you understand.
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    https://i.imgflip.com/1ythfy.jpg On a serious...

    https://i.imgflip.com/1ythfy.jpg

    On a serious note I'm sure you'll find a worthy cause.

    I got a call from the animal sanctuary yesterday, Mum's old horse died over the weekend. So I'll carry...
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    Mitch would!

    Mitch would!
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    Dry your eyes mate.

    Dry your eyes mate.
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    If you don't make it, can I have the cash?

    If you don't make it, can I have the cash?
  45. Thread: The Report

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    Was this an "Official" post?

    Was this an "Official" post?
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    Yes thanks. On a weekly basis. You?

    Yes thanks. On a weekly basis. You?
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    Gratis.

    Gratis.
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    Gratis.

    Gratis.
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    Nobody can accuse you of not keeping up with...

    Nobody can accuse you of not keeping up with current affairs...
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    Nah mate, she's going to catch Covid 19. The...

    Nah mate, she's going to catch Covid 19. The terminal sort.
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