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    Urban Dictionary: Assnostic...

    Urban Dictionary: Assnostic

    Urban Dictionary: adonitology

    Ass Worship | Encyclopedia.com
  2. Thread: The jabs...

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    https://assets.wired.com/photos/w_860/wp-content/u...

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    My favourite pastime (while waiting for compiles...

    My favourite pastime (while waiting for compiles to complete) is going on conspiracy threads on various social media platforms and bringing up the dangers of 6g and how the nanotechnology in the...
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    Who should be in quarantine as they were in the...

    Who should be in quarantine as they were in the USA last week...
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    Immunity Passports

    Just waiting for the first person to suggest RFID chips:
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    Until you die

    Until you die
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    Pretty good. Friday started with meeting a few...

    Pretty good. Friday started with meeting a few mates for a decent curry at a new place that has just opened in town after which we went to a local club and caught a couple of bands, namely 'Blood...
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    What part of the big red bit has to do with...

    What part of the big red bit has to do with Brexit or is Covid due to a consequence of it?
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    DOOM: the end of London

    London has suffered the biggest fall in job opportunities among Europe’s biggest cities, according to a report showing that national capitals across the region have been damaged most by Covid-19....
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    I trust you will be self isolating once you...

    I trust you will be self isolating once you arrive. Sadly they will have stopped the free Covid tests at the airports on the 1/12 and you'll need to get one after your 5th day here, or something like...
  11. Thread: The jabs...

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    The jabs...

    You know thst guy with the brown paper bag in the park who shouts at the squirrels, well watch out...

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    Meanwhile, an internal NHS briefing paper shows that airline cabin crew,...
  12. Thread: Honestly

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    Honestly

    You couldn't make it up...Well you could if you're a lying Tory called ****wit Raab:

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    As a friend of mine succinctly put it:

    As a friend of mine succinctly put it:
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    Its Sunday, chill and have a read... ...

    Its Sunday, chill and have a read...

    http://www.cpahq.org/cpahq/cpadocs/UKNDA%20EEZ%20and%20Territorial%20Seas.pdf

    JSTOR: Access Check
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    Of course, Michael Moorcock wrote about them for...

    Of course, Michael Moorcock wrote about them for a Hawkwind album

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    British oligarchs will be moving to Russia after...

    British oligarchs will be moving to Russia after the revolution

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    C'mon, this government doesn't lie, they just...

    C'mon, this government doesn't lie, they just make mistakes in telling the truth...And remember, when caught out, they just u-turn so they are telling the truth in the end
  19. Thread: LinkedIn

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    Well he did have a call with Modi today:

    Well he did have a call with Modi today:
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    The only time I ever came into contact with a...

    The only time I ever came into contact with a hospital chaplain was in the middle of the night and it scared the living daylights out of me. I woke up and there was this older man dressed in black,...
  21. That'll be me then, expect to see me on the big...

    That'll be me then, expect to see me on the big screen soon...
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    She's also one of those who have swapped sides to...

    She's also one of those who have swapped sides to further her own aims:

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  23. Thread: LinkedIn

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    Surely they got the wrong person: Last person who...

    Surely they got the wrong person: Last person who isn't a recruitment tosser leaves LinkedIn
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    These Free Trade Zones aren't all they're cracked...

    These Free Trade Zones aren't all they're cracked up to be: China imposes swingeing tariffs on Australian wine in 'devastating blow' to exporters | International trade | The Guardian
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    I shall delay my prostate checkup for a while...

    I shall delay my prostate checkup for a while then

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  26. Thread: boomed

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    Did it hurt? Sent from my 5g carrier pigeon

    Did it hurt?

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    Ageist

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  28. One day Michael Gove will realise that its the...

    One day Michael Gove will realise that its the WTO that insist that member countries check, measure and control the value and volume of goods that cross their borders.
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    I believe that this is what is called a Swindon...

    I believe that this is what is called a Swindon gold deposit box:
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  30. What do you expect from a government who are...

    What do you expect from a government who are going to implement a bill that breaks international law?
  31. Admiral Farage could lead it... ...

    Admiral Farage could lead it...

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  32. Thread: Sausages

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    Well as Europeans think British sausages are...

    Well as Europeans think British sausages are pretty crap (apart from whining British migrants) and you can't get them on the mainland apart from specialist shops, then no real loss...IMHO, which...
  33. Quite right, and national service...

    Quite right, and national service...
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    What comes after...

    What comes after...
  35. it's started: Long queues for Eurotunnel on...

    it's started:

    Long queues for Eurotunnel on M20 near Junction 11 for Folkestone amid post-Brexit procedures

    Trial of Brexit border checks causes five-mile lorry queues in Kent | Brexit | The...
  36. Until the hotels cotton on and limit bandwidth...

    Until the hotels cotton on and limit bandwidth which I know happens in some. Alternatively you could go to a foreign country nearer which shows British TV, such as Wales...
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    Much like an airline will refuse to allow you to...

    Much like an airline will refuse to allow you to board if don't have an ESTA when flying to the USA now
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    Which bit? Most of it are direct quotes from...

    Which bit? Most of it are direct quotes from Hancock
  39. Grayling is not exactly someone I would hire. He...

    Grayling is not exactly someone I would hire. He was transport secretary for only 4 months and if you look at the annual report from the Department for Transport while he was there, it doesn't make...
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    Plonkers: ...

    Plonkers:



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    Lufthansa, and possibly other airlines, do some...

    Lufthansa, and possibly other airlines, do some 'upcycling' of their old crap:
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    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/light-relief/1...

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/light-relief/18244-please-put-more-jokes-here-762.html#post2830749
  43. The 'oldies' show the young generation how to do it

    Yeah, **** you millenials: Move over, millennials. Boomers are UK’s greenest generation | Environment | The Guardian
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    Just popping over from Tier 3 to Tier 1 for a...

    Just popping over from Tier 3 to Tier 1 for a curry and a pint with a few mates...

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    I think you should have more than one, you know...

    I think you should have more than one, you know you should wash it after every use? Or are you only going out once a week?
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    Bully Priti Patel's Home Office has sacked 12...

    Bully Priti Patel's Home Office has sacked 12 staff in two years - for bullying - Mirror Online
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    https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/governmen...

    https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/937339/Letter_from_the_Prime_Minister_and_Cabinet_Secretary.pdf
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    Don't forget, that is already for people living...

    Don't forget, that is already for people living in Germany as in order to register, you have to have an address and a letter from the landlord stating you live there. This is also only for Berlin,...
  49. Never had a flu jab so presumably won't need a...

    Never had a flu jab so presumably won't need a COVID one then...
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    London too: Threat to central London as commuters...

    London too: Threat to central London as commuters embrace suburbs, warns Sadiq Khan | Politics | The Guardian

    I expect that this will probably be a worldwide trend
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