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  1. Oh dear......best put the bottle away, you are in...

    Oh dear......best put the bottle away, you are in danger of sounding even more ridiculous than your low-bar norm.

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxqvwkmTNy8 Hey...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxqvwkmTNy8

    Hey Unc, you might want to put the glue away and cut back on those "organic" mushrooms.

    :laugh:laugh
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZLXhEoBTHc

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZLXhEoBTHc
  4. Very unlikely in reality, although anything is...

    Very unlikely in reality, although anything is possible in the parallel universe where you choose to exist.

    :laugh:laugh
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    It is called "Compromise". It is what...

    It is called "Compromise". It is what negotiations are all about, give and take.

    We have now arrived at a sensible and pragmatic accord.

    I don't have an issue with it. In fact if it upsets the...
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    That would be against their human rights. But...

    That would be against their human rights.

    But dousing them with water THEN leaving them there I'd be more inclined to find acceptable.

    :wink
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    If the terms of it are such that weasels like you...

    If the terms of it are such that weasels like you are referring to it in such disparaging terms, I am sure it will be just fine.

    All it needs now is to be poo-pooed by dimwits like sas and NAT and...
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    Yes yes dear. You just keep on believing that. ...

    Yes yes dear. You just keep on believing that.

    This is clearly your "White Flag" moment.

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
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    No authority, but considerable influence. Fact...

    No authority, but considerable influence.

    Fact is, we now have a Deal that is acceptable to both the EU and HMG.

    It is also likely to be acceptable to the vast majority of those that voted to...
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    Maybe you could get someone to read it to you, or...

    Maybe you could get someone to read it to you, or at least run you through some sort of feeble-minded pictorial version if such a thing exists? Maybe take a look at the DUP site for one?
    ...
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    What exactly is it you imagine you should be...

    What exactly is it you imagine you should be thanking people for?

    Nobody on here with a brain larger than a niblet gives any credence to your scattered variety of opinions at the best of times,...
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    Trust me...I'm a Politician

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8Is19wjsp8

    Bwahahahahahaha

    Tick Tock!!

    :banana::banana::banana:
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    Athenry

    Athenry
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    Strawberry

    Strawberry
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    Why select that particular one when we have...

    Why select that particular one when we have almost 36K of your feeble-minded witterings to choose from?

    :laugh
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    :tumble::tumble::tumble::tumble::tumble::tumble::t...

    :tumble::tumble::tumble::tumble::tumble::tumble::tumble::tumble:
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    Keep on clinging onto those spurious irrelevant...

    Keep on clinging onto those spurious irrelevant anecdotal titbits. They will give you something to get offended about after we have left.

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
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    Boris sends the request letter, Hungary vetoes...

    Boris sends the request letter, Hungary vetoes the extension, we still Leave on the 31st as promised.

    Boris has discharged his responsibility regarding the Benn Surrender Bill so no reason why he...
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    Whereas YOU are a product of underprivilege and...

    Whereas YOU are a product of underprivilege and raw stupidity.

    :laugh:laugh
  20. Fake news. You don't HAVE any friends. FTFY ...

    Fake news. You don't HAVE any friends.

    FTFY

    :wave:
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNxNgfVzAvo ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNxNgfVzAvo

    Just for you.............

    :wink
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    Give the Graun up darmy. It'll save you a small...

    Give the Graun up darmy. It'll save you a small fortune in underwear.

    :eyes:eyes
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    No squirming over here. Just amusement at the...

    No squirming over here. Just amusement at the continued petulant hysterics of the Bremoaners.
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    Naturally, but their differing views only became...

    Naturally, but their differing views only became apparent AFTER the fact.



    Yes, but in this instance, at the time of Boris's meeting with the Queen, there was certainly no reason to believe...
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    Not according to the High Court in England. ...

    Not according to the High Court in England.

    Now obviously the Supreme Court view it differently, but the fact that this discrepancy exists simply highlights the fact that his advice to the Queen...
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    :rollin::rollin::rollin::rollin::rollin:

    :rollin::rollin::rollin::rollin::rollin:
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    Get the attention-seeking little brat back to...

    Get the attention-seeking little brat back to school and let her plant trees in her spare time if she is that animated about the whole situation.

    That would be far better for the planet than...
  28. And plenty on the Labour front bench too. :eyes

    And plenty on the Labour front bench too.

    :eyes
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    Yes, easy to see where your mistake came. ...

    Yes, easy to see where your mistake came.

    :wink:wink
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    Why don't YOU explain it to us? You've spent your...

    Why don't YOU explain it to us? You've spent your life as a mediocrity, give us chapter and verse and speak from a position of knowledge for once.

    :laugh:laugh
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    Will you have enough tired old cliches to see you...

    Will you have enough tired old cliches to see you through till Oct 31st?

    :laugh
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    :laugh:laugh

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    :laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YawagQ6lLrA ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YawagQ6lLrA

    FTFY

    :wink
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    Quite likely. But it is money they would still...

    Quite likely. But it is money they would still have had if they were not pouring so much of it away hanging onto anachronistic business models requiring the upkeep of prodigiously unprofitable real...
  36. Thread: Honest Boris

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    Don't apologise, just resist. There is more than...

    Don't apologise, just resist. There is more than enough of your tedious tripe on here as it is without you supplementing the witless garbage with extracts from that dreary comic..

    HTH

    :wink
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    You do a lot of this female bashing do you? You...

    You do a lot of this female bashing do you? You must be very proud.

    :eyes
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    Jeezus wept, where did we dredge up THIS...

    Jeezus wept, where did we dredge up THIS banjo-playing goatherd?? Must be one of sas's.

    :laugh:laugh
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    A group of elected representatives who, when they...

    A group of elected representatives who, when they agree to put a question to the electorate to get their answer, might actually act upon the outcome of that question when the answer is given to them?...
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    Has it finally dawned on you that they all regard...

    Has it finally dawned on you that they all regard you as a complete dullard then?

    Not before time.

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    The main reason that TC have gone belly-up is due...

    The main reason that TC have gone belly-up is due to the exorbitant costs associated with trying to maintain a high street presence when the market has moved on.
    They have simply gone the same way...
  42. You'll be fine. Nobody can hold a candle to you...

    You'll be fine. Nobody can hold a candle to you when it comes to selling pegs and lucky heather.

    :wink
  43. Meanwhile on Planet Gormless, alexei speaks to...

    Meanwhile on Planet Gormless, alexei speaks to the nation......
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    OG's IQ.....but only if you double it. HTH ...

    OG's IQ.....but only if you double it.

    HTH

    :smokin
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    Crucifixion?.....First offence....oh no, hang on!...

    Crucifixion?.....First offence....oh no, hang on! :wink
  46. We could always vote for you, that way we'd get a...

    We could always vote for you, that way we'd get a 62 inch penis that is thick enough for most eventualities.

    :wink
  47. Not questioning the facts I see. No change there...

    Not questioning the facts I see. No change there then. :eyes



    Like I could give a tulip!
    :rollin:
  48. The media are in meltdown following Boris...

    The media are in meltdown following Boris announcing that he will ignore the new 'Benn Bill', which is due to receive Royal Assent today (still not given). It orders Boris to seek an extension with...
  49. Linky? :winker::winker:

    Linky?

    :winker::winker:
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    I see you have weaponized your dreariness. You...

    I see you have weaponized your dreariness. You still molesting mutton on that barren rock in the Clyde?

    :laugh
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