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    Brexit Party launch Friday 12th April

    This should be fun. My money is on a battered old transit in the car park of some 'Spoons in the Midlands with a crowd largely consisting of the Early Doors lot. I'm looking forward to these Euro...
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    What is going to happen at the next General...

    What is going to happen at the next General Election? The only differences will be in those constituencies where the MPs haven't followed the balanced views of their constituents. For example,...
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    BBC Question Time thread

    I notice that BBC Question Time is quite a popular topic in the Brexiteer Community so we should have one here.

    Tonight Fiona Bruce is joined in Dulwich by Jeremy Wright MP, David Lammy MP,...
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    Why would we want to tear up all the trade deals...

    Why would we want to tear up all the trade deals with nearby countries so we are free to negotiate trade deals with, err, nearby countries? Especially when the country has clearly changed its mind...
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    Time for another referendum just to make sure all...

    Time for another referendum just to make sure all this shambles is chasing what the public actually want now the Syrian refugee thing has gone away and people know a bit more?
  6. Thread: Day of rage

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    What time does the Gammonball Run get into town? ...

    What time does the Gammonball Run get into town? There's going to be 20 or so enraged pensioners when they find out they've come all the way down from Sunderland on a Charabang for nothing.
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    We will be. Under my idea we lose protected...

    We will be. Under my idea we lose protected status on Cheddar. Everything else remains exactly the same. We just call it UK 2.0. It is highly cunning.
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    Brexit - easy answer

    Surely the whole answer to this whole Brexit debacle is to negotiate a deal with the EU that is to all intents and purposes exactly the same as the existing deal we have (maybe some slight...
  9. This is too important now to be making rushed...

    This is too important now to be making rushed decisions on implementing a deal nobody seems to want or jumping off an unknown cliff. We should stop it by revoking Article 50, have a General Election...
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    I think you need to be able to answer the...

    I think you need to be able to answer the question to yourself. If it's just because you are in desperate need of some immediate income then it's probably not a runner and who says finding a permie...
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    I believe this has been masterly handled so far...

    I believe this has been masterly handled so far to ensure the insanity of leaving the EU never happens. Kick it into the long grass.

    I'm looking forward to the promised Gammon Riots now...
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    Sorry all, been away from the forum for a while....

    Sorry all, been away from the forum for a while.

    Who is this yappy little keyboard warrior? Is it a newish one?

    I presume it gets handed its arse on a plate regularly on here.
  13. Thread: Grand Slam?

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    The Scots will have had the sprinklers on the...

    The Scots will have had the sprinklers on the Murrayfield bog pit pitch for a week to de-skill the fixture. It'll be a dour, low scoring game.

    Big wins likely for England and Ireland.
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    Why the need to 'classify' someone by their skin...

    Why the need to 'classify' someone by their skin colour anyway? 'Black' people aren't black and 'White' people aren't white.

    Would you refer to 'that Jew in the finance team' or 'the Dwarf in the...
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    The whole Jobsite / Agency model is now so...

    The whole Jobsite / Agency model is now so completely broken it's hardly worth bothering with.

    I've been contracting for over 15 years and I've never even come close to securing a contract role...
  16. Thread: Thatcher statue

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    Thatcher statue

    Margaret Thatcher statue 'needs protecting from vandals' - BBC News

    I see a flaw in this plan. This should be filed under "asking for it".
  17. Lots of shouting in Wetherspoons and lots of...

    Lots of shouting in Wetherspoons and lots of warrior talk in various gammon forums. Meanwhile the rest of the population with working brain cells will be grateful it has been skilfully swept under...
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    Not sure what match a lot of people were watching...

    Not sure what match a lot of people were watching but the Italian stunt worked for one half of rugby by virtue of the surprise element. Once it had been worked out they got thrashed 31-5 in the...
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    Scousers lagging behind the Mancs again. The sun...

    Scousers lagging behind the Mancs again. The sun has been banned from Manchester since the dawn of time.
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    Is the caravan thread still accessible? Did we...

    Is the caravan thread still accessible? Did we ever find out which one of our number snitched?
  21. All the decent schools broke up last week.

    All the decent schools broke up last week.
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    Eh?

    Eh?
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    Cliff 👍👎?

    Cliff 👍👎?
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    We should have a Spring Tour to a caravaning forum

    We should have a Spring Tour to a caravaning forum
  25. Thread: Brexit looming

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    Bookies have 'stay' at 2/5. It won't even be...

    Bookies have 'stay' at 2/5. It won't even be close.
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    Poll: Bookies have the Stay In result at 1/3. This...

    Bookies have the Stay In result at 1/3. This isn't even going to be close. Nothing to see here.
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    Poll: Annually

    Annually
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    Gonna lock 'em up in a trunk.....

    Gonna lock 'em up in a trunk.....
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    Looks like Rolf will get a new cellmate. Do you...

    Looks like Rolf will get a new cellmate. Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang?
  30. Thread: Religion

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    Poll: You might believe there is only one god called...

    You might believe there is only one god called called 'Colin' in which case you'd believe in a god.
  31. Thread: Religion

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    Poll: Surely it's do you believe in God or 'a god'?

    Surely it's do you believe in God or 'a god'?
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    How come the French Plod cant catch these two on...

    How come the French Plod cant catch these two on the run? They know the car they are in. I've seen our boys on Police, Camera, Action chase down scrotes in a TWOC'd Corsa easily enough using...
  33. Sports Personality of the Year - annual prediction compo

    Lewis Hamilton. Dead cert. Get your money on. Even if he is a dull bastard.
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    Gary Glitter Denies Sex Abuse Allegations...

    Gary Glitter Denies Sex Abuse Allegations

    The original is back. Do ya wanna be in my gang?
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    I like how the BBC said the victim couldn't be...

    I like how the BBC said the victim couldn't be named then gave clues that take you about 30 seconds to work it out.
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    So, is that it then for Celebrity Nonce Watch? I...

    So, is that it then for Celebrity Nonce Watch? I can't remember if there's anyone else on the list. DLT 2 felt a bit like it was starting to jump the shark.
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    No, they Buckfast.

    No, they Buckfast.
  38. I knew the little ginger tossers didn't have the...

    I knew the little ginger tossers didn't have the balls to do it.

    Business as usual then? Let the hostilities begin again.
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    The bookies do.

    The bookies do.
  40. Poll: Why is Kay Burley wearing a scottish flag?

    Why is Kay Burley wearing a scottish flag?
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    Latest odds ...

    Latest odds

    https://m.oddschecker.com/t/politics/british-politics/scottish-independence/referendum-outcome
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    Put me down for 70% 'No' Pollsters have...

    Put me down for 70% 'No'

    Pollsters have admitted they are applying adjustments to raw poll figures that are just guesswork without precedent. Bookies are rarely wrong.
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    Salmond after the result is "No"

    So, polls still showing a fairly significant "No" result. Bookies have it as a shoo in.

    What happens to Shrek after the votes are counted? He's going to make a right Kinnock of himself.
  44. Thread: Effing Tories

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    So now there is a video clip available of Cameron...

    So now there is a video clip available of Cameron saying 'effing Tories'. Can't wait to see this recut in the run up to the next election.
  45. Do you seriously think a "yes" vote is even...

    Do you seriously think a "yes" vote is even remotely a possibility?
  46. Thread: Pints at 9am

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    The problem with the American diet is the sheer...

    The problem with the American diet is the sheer amount the greedy fat f**kers consume.
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    Young ones, shouldn't be afraid.

    Young ones, shouldn't be afraid.
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    So, why do they give them a few more days at home...

    So, why do they give them a few more days at home before they bang them up, probably for the rest of their active life?

    Is this to give them a chance to 'do the decent thing'?

    Reckon Rolf...
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    Buy your own milk and write "I have spat in this"...

    Buy your own milk and write "I have spat in this" on the carton.
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    Another 10 points for me.

    Another 10 points for me.
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