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    I tried to reply yesterday, but I was too pissed...

    I tried to reply yesterday, but I was too pissed to log in :freaky:

    What have I missed then?
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    Ahhhhhhhhh - you bunch of bloody lovely buggers...

    Ahhhhhhhhh - you bunch of bloody lovely buggers :hug:
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    Missed you too Pondy :wink

    Missed you too Pondy :wink
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    Hi everyone :wave::wave: I'm sure we have the...

    Hi everyone :wave::wave:

    I'm sure we have the finest minds on here.....Did anyone understand that divvie thing?
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    Christ I'd be delighted if I didn't have to go...

    Christ I'd be delighted if I didn't have to go and watch cricket all day....different strokes and all that!

    I suppose getting rid of the kids and going on the almighty lash isn't an alternative?
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    TwoBirdsInTheBush

    TwoBirdsInTheBush
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    Poll: And loving that AndyW still gets a mention...

    And loving that AndyW still gets a mention :rollin:
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    Poll: Well I saw him without his top on today, so he's...

    Well I saw him without his top on today, so he's getting a thumbs up from me (literally too, if he asked!)

    Not a patch on you though MF, you sexy beast :wink
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    Nah, back in sunny Sunderland at last -...

    Nah, back in sunny Sunderland at last - woohoo!!!!!

    Where people tahk proppa like yi nah!
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    I see you're looking at retirement flats DA? ...

    I see you're looking at retirement flats DA? Thought you would've had one of those sorted ages ago?

    :hug:
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    Still contracting...just been back at home for a...

    Still contracting...just been back at home for a while, enjoying...whats that thing they call it...oh yeah, a life! :happy
    Really dont miss the old working away routine with you lot as company! (As...
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    So how's everybody been then?

    Eh?

    Well?

    I've missed you all....well, some of you :-)

    Sal
    xxxx
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    I did 7 when I was about 6 years old. I almost...

    I did 7 when I was about 6 years old.
    I almost did 5 a few years back :o
    I'd totally do 6, anytime!

    And I'm scheduling in 4 in a couple of years time.

    :wave:
  14. Thread: Coventry

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    Hiya! Right...if you go on laterooms and sort...

    Hiya!

    Right...if you go on laterooms and sort by price (cheapest first, obviously), there are a few to avoid. Formula1 and ABC are proper sh*t holes, and you share a bathroom.
    Others such as the...
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    You work in Cov?????!!!!! I'm living here full...

    You work in Cov?????!!!!! I'm living here full time now - we need a do!!!!

    I'm going to PM you my number, and get texting!! (Not this weekend like, I'm in Leicester on the lash) :yay:
    But...
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    Sticky: Trouser press paninis!!!!! They're the...

    Trouser press paninis!!!!!

    They're the future!!!
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    Personally, I would only sit "side by side" if I...

    Personally, I would only sit "side by side" if I fancied the person - far too personal otherwise.
  18. I'm always on what I class as a good rate (except...

    I'm always on what I class as a good rate (except my new gig, that's sh*te)...but I always have a load of expenses cause I'm always living away from home. So my profits are nowhere near that...
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    Yeah a bit :)

    Yeah a bit :)
  20. Thread: Weekend-vy

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    At last, some honesty! :)

    At last, some honesty! :)
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    Hello gorgeous - missed ya :hug:

    Hello gorgeous - missed ya :hug:
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    :rollin: :rollin:

    :rollin: :rollin:
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    " man found naked in a field amongst cow dung and...

    " man found naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud had been sexually pleasuring himself, a court has heard. "


    Why is it worse that he was pleasuring himself? Surely the wierd bit was that...
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    Now imagine if you were lying about that?! :laugh

    Now imagine if you were lying about that?! :laugh
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    Or did you mean, where do the stats come from? ...

    Or did you mean, where do the stats come from? Aparently 5000 people were polled at random!
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    Just made it up, cause I'm bored... :laugh No,...

    Just made it up, cause I'm bored... :laugh

    No, just heard it on "Smooth Radio" - it's all rock and roll in the SallyAnne house this morning!
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    Weekend-vy

    Aparently most of us lie about how we spend our weekends, to impress others.

    Most common lies are about going out on a Saturday night or attending dinner parties, when really we've stayed in!
    ...
  28. Damn it - you beat me on the shoes comment!!...

    Damn it - you beat me on the shoes comment!! :tantrum: :tantrum:
  29. [QUOTE=MarillionFan;1293285] Ah go on man - I...

    Ah go on man - I saw these lovely shoes... :happy
  30. [QUOTE=MarillionFan;1293280] Ah I love it...

    Ah I love it when you have a go at the females, while not being able to get your quotes right :rollin:
  31. I've been contracting about 8 years, and the...

    I've been contracting about 8 years, and the longest I've had off (even during gigs) is 2 weeks. I tend to leave a gig on a Friday and start the new one on a Monday.

    But....I'm utterly sh*te with...
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    Now that is tempting....but I fear it would lead...

    Now that is tempting....but I fear it would lead to somewhere naughty, being our second date :wink
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    Ha ha ha - yeah, point taken :laugh

    Ha ha ha - yeah, point taken :laugh
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    Bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So Mr SA is away to Amsterdam sh*gging prozzies and taking loads of drugs this weekend, and I'm home alone.

    God Sundays are soooooooooooooooooo boring!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What do you lot do to pass the...
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    You could try getting a life EO - or is that too...

    You could try getting a life EO - or is that too much of an "outside the box" solution?
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    Is there an echo in here? here? here? :wink

    Is there an echo in here? here? here? :wink
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    Ah you are sooooooooooooo El Duder!! :wave:

    Ah you are sooooooooooooo El Duder!! :wave:
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    It's cheaper to buy drugs than drink!! If he...

    It's cheaper to buy drugs than drink!!

    If he smoked weed instead of going to the pub his grant/loan/daddy_cash woudl be more than enough to last him!
  39. I'd personally like to have a house full - life's...

    I'd personally like to have a house full - life's too dull with just two people.

    Good for them!
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    No, but you DO win a :spank:

    No, but you DO win a :spank:
  41. Thread: Flick off

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    ha ha ha :laugh

    ha ha ha :laugh
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    It was more "dad dance" than "who's the daddy"...

    It was more "dad dance" than "who's the daddy" wasn't it? :laugh
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    You threw the idea in there, then ran for the...

    You threw the idea in there, then ran for the hills and expected me to do all the leg work.

    Typical bloke!

    You get nothing, nothing!!
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    We do have those standy up hoovers though....I've...

    We do have those standy up hoovers though....I've heard :o
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    Flick Hints brought to you by Dr SallyAnne....

    Flick Hints


    brought to you by Dr SallyAnne.


    Tomorrows topic: Femal Orgasmic Disorder
  46. Thread: Flick off

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    You could always give tap a whirl? :laugh

    You could always give tap a whirl? :laugh
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    Practically upper class!! Where you from again...

    Practically upper class!!

    Where you from again d00hg? It's round this way isn't it?
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    Constantly trying...

    Constantly trying...
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    I actually have 2 :D

    I actually have 2 :D
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    You missed out "tap"! Ahhhhh good old tap ....

    You missed out "tap"!

    Ahhhhh good old tap ....
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