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    Poll: There’s an 8-week wait for voting rights. I’m...

    There’s an 8-week wait for voting rights.

    I’m relying on Corbyn’s refusal to jump. I hope he staggers on to allow me to vote. :happy
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    The other company I was recommended offered 100%...

    The other company I was recommended offered 100% initial distribution but wanted £3500 for it.

    I decided that for the £2000 I could wait.
  3. Sticky: I’m afraid you’ll be waiting a while. That poster...

    I’m afraid you’ll be waiting a while. That poster hasn’t logged into CUK for nine years...
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    Poll: I said credible, I should have added competent.

    I said credible, I should have added competent.
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    Poll: Then people need to join the Labour Party so that...

    Then people need to join the Labour Party so that they can Get rid of Corbyn and change it to become a credible opposition.

    That’s what I did today.
  6. Thread: Where to begin?

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    Where to begin?

    I feel a sticky coming on... (I’ll write it tomorrow)
  7. Thread: Where to begin?

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    And yes I would tell them because you’re going to...

    And yes I would tell them because you’re going to need to find a new proper umbrella like Clarity or Paystream.
  8. Contact Safe Collections immediately. Google...

    Contact Safe Collections immediately.

    Google them.
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    Sticky: test please delete

    Morning.

    I’m trying to figure out how I can book a taxi in France without speaking in my non-existent French. [emoji20]

    This is the only bit where technology has let me down.
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    Sticky: Bonjour to you as well! I’m in Montpellier this...

    Bonjour to you as well!
    I’m in Montpellier this week working with a client.
    You’ll find the breakfast sans fry-up.
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    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/accounting-leg...

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/accounting-legal/134576-ir35-planning-april-2020-should-i-stay-should-i-go.html
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    I completely agree with this.

    I completely agree with this.
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    Hmmm. I would be very suspicious of any...

    Hmmm. I would be very suspicious of any ‘umbrella’ that requires a phone call to explain what your take home would be, a proper umbrella’s explanation is straightforward and usually available on the...
  14. Thread: Client Medicals

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    There is no more to be done here. Thread...

    There is no more to be done here.

    Thread closed.
  15. I don’t.

    I don’t.
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    There's a Reddit headline if ever I saw one.

    There's a Reddit headline if ever I saw one.
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    Poll: I would have loved to have joined you but my...

    I would have loved to have joined you but my London works do is on the same night.

    Next year, Rodders...
  18. Read this, it’s the best explanation of your...

    Read this, it’s the best explanation of your situation that I’ve come across.
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    Oh Dear. Oh well, let's give this a go... ...

    Oh Dear.

    Oh well, let's give this a go...


    Is this contract inside or outside IR35?
    Do you know what is happening with IR35 next April?


    If this is still in the banking sector, most...
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    I've stopped in a convent in Leeds, and LSE...

    I've stopped in a convent in Leeds, and LSE student accommodation in London.

    The Nun (not a day under 75) insisting that she carry my suitcase up 4 flights of stairs for me was one of my more...
  21. Thread: Aviva

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    That sounds as bad as the Barclays website - what...

    That sounds as bad as the Barclays website - what a pile of poo that is!
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    Right you are. Thanks for that CL.

    Right you are. Thanks for that CL.
  23. Thread: CUK Cookbook

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    RIP doodab. :(

    RIP doodab. :(
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    Well, I must admit. I don't own a single album...

    Well, I must admit.

    I don't own a single album on that list.
  25. He used to be an introducer to schemes. He popped...

    He used to be an introducer to schemes. He popped up to prevent his scheme from being lumped in with the others.
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    Because you are moderated until you prove...

    Because you are moderated until you prove yourself worthy of membership to this forum.
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    Are you inside IR35 now? I would go for the...

    Are you inside IR35 now?

    I would go for the 1st option - 3 months using your Ltd won’t be worth the hassle, but you might want to read this.
    ...
  28. Yup, this. I have just been offered £650 for...

    Yup, this.

    I have just been offered £650 for an inside contract. Not everyone will have a rough time.
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    Oh, I don’t need to live there.

    Oh, I don’t need to live there.
  30. Hi MissHetty, This is not a building...

    Hi MissHetty,

    This is not a building contractor's forum - it's for IT contractors, so you won't get much help here I'm afraid.

    I wish you luck in your search for this builder though.
  31. Thread: QED Resourcing

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    Did you knock him down then?

    Did you knock him down then?
  32. Thread: London Bridge

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    He was wearing a hoax suicide vest apparently. ...

    He was wearing a hoax suicide vest apparently.

    Better safe than sorry in that situation I would say.
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    For inside IR35, no expenses allowed at all after...

    For inside IR35, no expenses allowed at all after April 6th.
  34. Carrying his CAMRA newsletter in his pannier...

    Carrying his CAMRA newsletter in his pannier...
  35. Don't think I have any this year. Rats. :frown

    Don't think I have any this year.

    Rats. :frown
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    That made Oi larf! :laugh

    That made Oi larf! :laugh
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    Keep applying pressure and definitely try and...

    Keep applying pressure and definitely try and work direct with the client.

    This agency isn't going to be around for much longer.
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    Oh, and that reminds me - I must look up how to...

    Oh, and that reminds me - I must look up how to obtain an Irish passport. :glasses
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    And good luck getting anyone to work in Newbury...

    And good luck getting anyone to work in Newbury without expenses, Vodafone...
  40. Throw in veganism as well and you have a perfect...

    Throw in veganism as well and you have a perfect combination...
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    Yes.

    Yes.
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    The criteria for a small company are: have...

    The criteria for a small company are:


    have fewer than 50 employees
    have less than £10.2 million turnover
    have less than £5.1 million on the balance sheet.

    Is they meet any 2 of the...
  43. Never complain, never explain.

    Never complain, never explain.
  44. Thread: That's all folks

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    He's a permie in job only...

    He's a permie in job only...
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    Made immediately important bit bold. And if...

    Made immediately important bit bold.

    And if it's a lot of dosh, I would contact Safe Collections and get them to deal with this - their commission is worth it.
  46. :rolleyes:

    :rolleyes:
  47. I've experience of closing my company, that's all...

    I've experience of closing my company, that's all PB :)
  48. Sticky: I'm looking backwards in that post Paralytic, ala...

    I'm looking backwards in that post Paralytic, ala IR35 inspectors to probe public PSCs retrospectively
  49. Nope - HMRC can stop or complain that tax is...

    Nope - HMRC can stop or complain that tax is outstanding during closure as it says in that article (I had a glitch in my company paperwork that HMRC grumbled about which temporarily halted my...
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    Contractors have bigger problems than this at the...

    Contractors have bigger problems than this at the moment
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