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    Contract failed review

    Hello one and all. I have a serious question, hence I'm back on CUK and making a post here. So, to business...

    This week I have had a contract fail a review on multiple counts. Some items are...
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    :grin

    :grin
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    Hey EO. I've been mostly at home with my...

    Hey EO. I've been mostly at home with my thoughts...

    ..that and working.

    :ind
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    ..

    ..
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    There's a Staffordshire Bull Terrier mooching...

    There's a Staffordshire Bull Terrier mooching around my back garden.

    Oh, wait... he's mine!

    :hug:
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    Too subtle. ...

    Too subtle.

    http://www.tattooblog.org/images/most-embarrassing-tattoo_49.jpg
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    Yeah. 'She' looks just like that girl from...

    Yeah.

    'She' looks just like that girl from the CUK emails.

    Oh, wait...
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    Balls.

    Balls.
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    Currently: 0600 if I'm good. 0630 if I'm...

    Currently:

    0600 if I'm good.

    0630 if I'm bad.
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    GT5 will be automotive pornography.

    GT5 will be automotive pornography.
  11. Thread: Take home pay

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    The standard on there is poor. Better than CL...

    The standard on there is poor. Better than CL sure, but still poor.
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    I instill a play hard culture on all of my...

    I instill a play hard culture on all of my projects.

    <insert lagerita drinking smiley here>
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    I'll open up the Xeno livestream later tonight. ...

    I'll open up the Xeno livestream later tonight.

    :winker:

    :eek:
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    This is an ex-parrot!!

    This is an ex-parrot!!
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    :happy :hug:

    :happy

    :hug:
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    This is the hardest quiz in the world. EO,...

    This is the hardest quiz in the world.

    EO, you're going to be here forever.
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    Post of the Day.

    Post of the Day.
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    This is very hard. That's what she said.

    This is very hard.

    That's what she said.
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    List of Norwegians - Wikipedia, the free...

    List of Norwegians - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Roald Dahl I know.

    The rest I'm not so aware of.
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    You can watch if you like.

    You can watch if you like.
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    I see what you did there.

    I see what you did there.
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    Very good, but you should note that it was Mich...

    Very good, but you should note that it was Mich that wrote it.

    Quote from his post is one option.

    :nerd
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    iPhone. We iPhoners have sex more.

    iPhone. We iPhoners have sex more.
  24. Thread: Possible boom

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    Me too. It's awesome. Life is short. One day,...

    Me too. It's awesome.

    Life is short. One day, it's over.

    You won't catch me working/living in some eastern European backwater.

    Or Wales either for that matter.

    /ducks for cover
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    http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00488/D...

    http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00488/Dustin_Hoffman_488585a.jpg

    Busted.

    (pun intended).
  26. Thread: Take home pay

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    Close.

    Close.
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    I just came.

    I just came.
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    :laugh :yay:

    :laugh

    :yay:
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    Good grief.

    Good grief.
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    http://www.shafted.de/public/Ha%20ha%202.jpg

    http://www.shafted.de/public/Ha%20ha%202.jpg
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    Yeah, someone who is using a brolly is unlikely...

    Yeah, someone who is using a brolly is unlikely to be concerned with 'running a business'.

    More tempy than contracty.
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    http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/new-yor...

    http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/new-york-city/46872d1250060649-new-york-city-best-city-world-258troll_spray.jpg
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    http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00819/C...

    http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00819/ChesneyHawkes-280_819101a.jpg

    All the ladies say 'phwoar'...
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    vagina

    vagina
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    Vibrator

    Vibrator
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    MF, you downranking biatch. For MS Paint! Wait...

    MF, you downranking biatch. For MS Paint!

    Wait 'til I get my quota re-stocked. You're going down.

    Muahahahaaa...
  37. You found a bug, didn't you? Congrats!

    You found a bug, didn't you?

    Congrats!
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    They will have their best people on it already. ...

    They will have their best people on it already.

    :rolleyes:
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    http://cdn.bikechatforums.com/files/vic___bob_hand...

    http://cdn.bikechatforums.com/files/vic___bob_handbags.jpg
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    How much money?

    How much money?
  41. Thread: ****** smiley

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    Dude. Typo. /facepalm :laugh

    Dude.

    Typo.

    /facepalm

    :laugh
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    The first car that I bought myself was a Fiat Uno...

    The first car that I bought myself was a Fiat Uno Turbo IE. I was 19 and, predictably, I wrote it off.

    It concertina'd like papier mache.
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    eBay it.

    eBay it.
  44. Thread: ****** smiley

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    Hehe. Intercourse.

    Hehe. Intercourse.
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    If you're gonna have a cross to bear, make it a...

    If you're gonna have a cross to bear, make it a 12 inch boner, that's what I say.
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    MS Paint

    MS Paint
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    Good man. :happy

    Good man.

    :happy
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    This is an important question. Maybe there are...

    This is an important question.

    Maybe there are no yellow winker emoticons on the whole wide interwebs.
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    http://rlv.zcache.com/i_see_what_you_did_there_pos...

    http://rlv.zcache.com/i_see_what_you_did_there_poster-p228060760404242422t5wm_400.jpg
  50. Poll: A friend of mine breaks down motorbikes and sells...

    A friend of mine breaks down motorbikes and sells them in bits. He does all the selling via eBay.

    Makes a decent enough living (albeit far from contractor-type money).
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