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    Smile big fella, get yourself a sense of humour...

    Smile big fella, get yourself a sense of humour :hug:
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    Cool. You found a picture of BR14 :igmc:

    Cool. You found a picture of BR14 :igmc:
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    Nice come back ..... not very funny though. You...

    Nice come back ..... not very funny though. You do realise this is a jokes thread? FFS, get with the program fella :D
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    Come join us with the pompous posts ..... oooh,...

    Come join us with the pompous posts ..... oooh, you have already. Fare enough.

    As you were :winker:
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    Hey fella, we lost, we'll get over it :wink ...

    Hey fella, we lost, we'll get over it :wink

    I doubt you 'winners' will ever get over it though :laugh
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    Did they count her toes?

    Did they count her toes?
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    Really? I thought we were originally a pagan...

    Really? I thought we were originally a pagan country followed by following Roman gods after they invaded us.
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    If my sister says anything to me then I'm seeing...

    If my sister says anything to me then I'm seeing ghosts as she passed away when I was 7!

    As for quality .... seems you're both slow and, erm, slow :cretin:
  9. Sounds like the mortgage company valued it less...

    Sounds like the mortgage company valued it less than the buyer was offering; in plain terms, the property is over-priced. Use this to your advantage.
  10. Thread: Boomed

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    :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:

    :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
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    Payment of first invoice of the year?

    Payment of first invoice of the year?
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    You don't get any smarter do you? Have a think...

    You don't get any smarter do you? Have a think about it and come back when you have a more informed question.
  13. Thread: £ 30,000

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    Let's hope those who voted for it reap the...

    Let's hope those who voted for it reap the benefits :laugh
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    It took you 6 days to think of that piece of...

    It took you 6 days to think of that piece of 'wit'? You might want to give yourself a few extra days in future fella :laugh
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    "still"? When has anyone ever welcomed you with...

    "still"? When has anyone ever welcomed you with open arms?

    You go retire there fella. Just make sure your pension payments aren't impacted and you can get health care. No one is stopping you, but...
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    Why don't you just selflessly jump then, rather...

    Why don't you just selflessly jump then, rather than waiting to be pushed. Come on Spuddy, this is your time to be the hero you always wanted to be ;)
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    But are you innocent? In the eyes of the law...

    But are you innocent? In the eyes of the law today, then yes, but you haven't really 'done nothing', you have made a conscious decision to allow 5 people to die.

    So the choices you are given are :...
  18. This has to be trolling .... surely you can't be...

    This has to be trolling .... surely you can't be that dumb?!?




    These are Boris/Tory man-made rules we are being made to follow. They could have been changed if idiots didn't vote them in to...
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    Poll: You could have 99% female and only 1 bloke, but...

    You could have 99% female and only 1 bloke, but Labour will still vote for the bloke. Can't see the unions wanting a woman as their leader. For a so-called equal ops party it's the only one that's...
  20. Thread: Cats

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    Saw the stage show back in the 90's with Elaine...

    Saw the stage show back in the 90's with Elaine Page - some good songs, rubbish show. Won't be watching the film.

    Have seen pretty much all the big shows and they have all lived up to expectations...
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    Does she have supervision and control?

    Does she have supervision and control?
  22. Why? If you want the house, just make an offer...

    Why? If you want the house, just make an offer (Option 1). Tell them you're serious, but you won't be messed about.

    Let's assume the house was on for 450k, and they have raised it to 475k. If...
  23. Feck ... so early in 2020 and I already agree...

    Feck ... so early in 2020 and I already agree with a oPM post .... this is spot on though :yay:
  24. This. The owner/EA can ask whatever they...

    This.

    The owner/EA can ask whatever they want, but the house is only worth what someone is willing to pay. They didn't get any offers pre-Christmas at the old lower price, so clearly up until...
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    And yet, I succeed in triggering idiots like you...

    And yet, I succeed in triggering idiots like you fella :D
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    M'eh. Triggering idiots is a hobby of mine :cool:

    M'eh. Triggering idiots is a hobby of mine :cool:
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    Yeah, it's amazing. Up until 2016 there were no...

    Yeah, it's amazing. Up until 2016 there were no tourists in London, but suddenly after the idiot vote we became big news all over the world and foreigners 'found' London :tumble:
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    https://66.media.tumblr.com/641db89e0aedae8d146a05...

    https://66.media.tumblr.com/641db89e0aedae8d146a05fa67f07fd9/tumblr_mh7cwo727J1ra4oseo1_400.jpg
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    More likely to be heard by tourists than...

    More likely to be heard by tourists than Londoners. Not many Londoners would choose to head into that area of town unless they work there .... not that many decent pubs or eateries within earshot of...
  30. But, but, but, but ..... we're having a party and...

    But, but, but, but ..... we're having a party and Big Ben will bong ..... we're leaving in 16 days, you lost, get over it, we won, we don't need to follow EU rules anymore, they need us more than we...
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    Revenue vs profit is always a good one too :D

    Revenue vs profit is always a good one too :D
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    GalaBingo.com ..... just about sums up the OP...

    GalaBingo.com ..... just about sums up the OP :laugh
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    State support for a Tory sponsor?

    State support for a Tory sponsor?
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    Most of them don't work, being either unemployed...

    Most of them don't work, being either unemployed or retired. Instead, let's cut state pensions and unemployment benefits :D It's a good Tory policy too, so the Boris voters should be in full support...
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    If there's no Big Ben bong, will Brexit really...

    If there's no Big Ben bong, will Brexit really have happened?
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    Cheers mate :yay: Enjoy 2020 :D

    Cheers mate :yay: Enjoy 2020 :D
  37. Thread: You won

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    You need to contact the Express then, as they...

    You need to contact the Express then, as they think it's outrage. I know it's not like that paper to spread fake news, so best give them a heads up .... I'm sure they'll change their headline :grin
  38. Thread: Dr Who 2020

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    ooo, didums .... did the little lady upset you,...

    ooo, didums .... did the little lady upset you, big man :laugh
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    Looks like the home based consulting work is...

    Looks like the home based consulting work is go-er :yay: Had the call today and agreed terms. Chosen to start at 2 days a week with the option to work extra as and when they need me. 100% working...
  40. Thread: Greta Thunberg

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    16 pages of mostly older gammons debating a 16...

    16 pages of mostly older gammons debating a 16 year old Swedish girl. There are probably other forums that are more suited to you guys but you may need to get an invite via the dark web :wink
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    8 pages? Really? Dedicated to 2 young people who...

    8 pages? Really? Dedicated to 2 young people who are presumably in love but aren't doing what the gammon loving press want them to do.

    Hilarious ..... the red tops have hounded them out of the...
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    :D
  43. Of course it's all Meghan's fault. She's a...

    Of course it's all Meghan's fault. She's a non-white foreign woman, and the white middle-aged gammon men are telling us it's all her fault. I mean, look how well behaved the English rose Kate is,...
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    I did something very similar for a tech co a few...

    I did something very similar for a tech co a few years ago in the same timescale. The resulting project to deliver the solution went on for about 2 years ... I had a different offer already on the...
  45. The Tory "cake and eat it" that they sold to the...

    The Tory "cake and eat it" that they sold to the masses? The next 12 months could be fun :popcorn:
  46. Yes you do. In fact, your statement is pretty...

    Yes you do. In fact, your statement is pretty much 100% the opposite of what happens in nature. Humans are 'unique' in that our society and morals require the consent of the woman before a man can...
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    You can get one for less than a tenner :D ...

    You can get one for less than a tenner :D

    https://imgaz2.staticbg.com/thumb/large/oaupload/banggood/images/7F/7E/9278ff73-8c2a-43fe-ad15-e01075c1664b.jpg
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    In 2019 I finished a role in March with the plan...

    In 2019 I finished a role in March with the plan to take most of the year off .... I ended up picking up another role in May that I finished in December :throw:

    Now I'm 'retired', which is a bit...
  49. Because last time it resulted in you being added...

    Because last time it resulted in you being added to the sex register :cool:
  50. FFS. This is CUK General. We don't need 'facts'...

    FFS. This is CUK General. We don't need 'facts' and 'details' to 'know' what went wrong.

    You're on the wrong forum fella :wink
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