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    Poll: :smile

    :smile
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    There will be when you lot get here!

    There will be when you lot get here!
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    Fat bottom girls they make the rockin' world go...

    Fat bottom girls they make the rockin' world go round!

    They also cause more earth tremors than fracking!
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    And?

    And?
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    [QUOTE=Gibbon;2698901][QUOTE=Zigenare;2698898]...

    No mate, center of Manchester!

    I'll be looking over my shoulder for suicide bombers and mad gunmen...
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    Vitesse!

    Vitesse!
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    How is Narnia, can you still see it?

    How is Narnia, can you still see it?
  8. It doesn't, he's talking tulipe.

    It doesn't, he's talking tulipe.
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    No it wasn't! You start you're own bloody...

    No it wasn't! You start you're own bloody argument, this one's mine!
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    Sadly missed, 'e were firm but fair!

    Sadly missed, 'e were firm but fair!
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    Anyone would think that Labour don't want to win...

    Anyone would think that Labour don't want to win the GE...
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    How is that going to appease the rabid foaming at...

    How is that going to appease the rabid foaming at the mouth socialists like DaveB albeit it's Champagne Socialism in his case. :winker:
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    What do you think NAT's "review process" consists...

    What do you think NAT's "review process" consists of? Your debauchery is tame by comparison!
  14. You culture appropriationist! :tantrum:

    You culture appropriationist! :tantrum:
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    Don't you dare...

    Don't you dare...
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    TFA. Swimming this afternoon, Tae Kwon Do this...

    TFA.

    Swimming this afternoon, Tae Kwon Do this evening. Followed by a takeaway curry!

    Offspring has a cross country run tomorrow morning.

    Xmas shopping tomorrow afternoon followed by a late...
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    Venezuela wishes it had our Jam and Scone mines!

    Venezuela wishes it had our Jam and Scone mines!
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    Oh **** off, seriously.

    Oh **** off, seriously.
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    Le Penis

    Le Penis
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    You're getting soft in your dotage!

    You're getting soft in your dotage!
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    Admit it, you've tried haven't you?

    Admit it, you've tried haven't you?
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    Please find somewhere nice and quiet to die, and...

    Please find somewhere nice and quiet to die, and don't make a mess.
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    Not according to the...

    Not according to the commie-pinko-lefty-subversives!
  24. Hey, we wanked so that you have the freedom to...

    Hey, we wanked so that you have the freedom to wank! Show a little respect!
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    Pendulous :eek

    Pendulous :eek
  26. Having met one of the Mrs BPs(on numerous...

    Having met one of the Mrs BPs(on numerous occasions), I found her to be charming, pleasant, witty and intelligent. Perhaps the problem lies elswhere... :wink
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    Mansplaining chunt!

    Mansplaining chunt!
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    Don't ask how he smuggled it into Ireland...

    Don't ask how he smuggled it into Ireland...
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    Free Broadband for everyone!

    Corbynista's to create fibre borg!

    Parts of BT to be renationalised, other telcos to be told "Conform or be assimilated"!

    So, anyone else think it's a good idea to vote labour?
  30. So they're good at spotting failures - job jobbed!

    So they're good at spotting failures - job jobbed!
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    In the spirit of the early pioneers of aviation,...

    In the spirit of the early pioneers of aviation, more power to his elbow!(Er jet engines) :eek
  32. Ok Scooty, chart time. Plot the economic status...

    Ok Scooty, chart time. Plot the economic status of each of the current EU countries as of this week and do it again on a monthly basis over the next 12 months. No forecasts, no bulltulip tangents...
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    You really are dull, aren't you? It's not an act!

    You really are dull, aren't you? It's not an act!
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    He's old, it's not his fault, humour him... :)

    He's old, it's not his fault, humour him... :)
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    Banned - Old Greg - 1 month (pending review)

    "stating another member is a kiddy killing paedo".

    Come on, OG was trying to be funny, failing miserably but hey, that's Old Greg all over.

    A month ban is rather strong.
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    Both what? The nekkid man and the scantily clad...

    Both what? The nekkid man and the scantily clad people of all genders?

    Also, their skill at what? :confused:
  37. That's a good job because very soon they'll be...

    That's a good job because very soon they'll be bailing out Greece, Spain, Italy, Ireland and Portugal - alone...
  38. Have you read what you've posted?

    Have you read what you've posted?
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    Oh tulip, you've really caught the gay!

    Oh tulip, you've really caught the gay!
  40. There you go. Simple really, wasn't it?

    There you go. Simple really, wasn't it?
  41. Because the majority of illegal immigrants...

    Because the majority of illegal immigrants heading to the UK are transiting across land - name mainland Europe.
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    Whatever happened to the Principality of...

    Whatever happened to the Principality of Mingrelia?
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    Which country? ISTR that you live in Germany.

    Which country? ISTR that you live in Germany.
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    Butter

    Butter
  45. "Cruel and unusual punishment" springs to mind...

    "Cruel and unusual punishment" springs to mind with that suggestion.

    If they can be properly vetted and they're willing to work and contribute to the economy then let 'em stay - in Liverpool or...
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    Poll: Shades of Hazel Blears and Dolores Umbridge.

    Shades of Hazel Blears and Dolores Umbridge.
  47. Most of them are, you clueless fuqwit. Strange...

    Most of them are, you clueless fuqwit.

    Strange that they'd rather come to Britain than seek sanctuary in mainland Europe, isn't it? The poor bastards haven't got a pot to piss in yet they...
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    Type

    Type
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    There's a good girl. :hug:

    There's a good girl. :hug:
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    Which one?

    Which one?
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