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    Well I'm biased as I always believe the books are...

    Well I'm biased as I always believe the books are better. It's fairly long, about 48 hours in all which is a hefty audible book but so far so good.
  2. Nobody NEEDS to put any effort in for that to...

    Nobody NEEDS to put any effort in for that to happen with alarming regularity. All that need be maintained is your login.

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    I am currently listening to Stephen King's "The...

    I am currently listening to Stephen King's "The Stand" on Audible after originally reading it way back in the early 80s. As good as I remember it being first time around.
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    I am sure you mean well, but few if any on here...

    I am sure you mean well, but few if any on here are in your particular line of work. You are a bit of a one-off. Scarecrowing is a niche market, and you've done well to have ridden the wave so long....
  5. Well for one thing, the piss-poor track record of...

    Well for one thing, the piss-poor track record of most of the constituent parts when it comes to actual combat. For an accomplished fighting force like the British Army it would be akin to tunneling...
  6. AYSYCOTBAC? :eyes:eyes

    AYSYCOTBAC?

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  7. That explanation is like a pile of sh*te! :wink

    That explanation is like a pile of sh*te!

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    But it's all free? What's not to like? Owen...

    But it's all free? What's not to like?

    Owen Jones

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  9. simile /ˈsɪmɪli/ noun a figure of speech...

    simile
    /ˈsɪmɪli/

    noun
    a figure of speech involving the comparison of one thing with another thing of a different kind, used to make a description more emphatic or vivid

    Or then again, maybe...
  10. Good to see you back. If I might use a...

    Good to see you back.

    If I might use a gardening simile here, without you, the dungheap that constitutes the Bremainiac contingent hereabouts would be deprived of the biggest weed growing out of...
  11. Stick around. That misconception will soon...

    Stick around. That misconception will soon evaporate.

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  12. But also, in THIS particular instance at least,...

    But also, in THIS particular instance at least, brutally honest.

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  13. Yeah, but couldn't resist. :wink

    Yeah, but couldn't resist.

    :wink
  14. Bit like your IQ then. :winker::winker:

    Bit like your IQ then.

    :winker::winker:
  15. He'll get a reprieve, mark my words. All he'll...

    He'll get a reprieve, mark my words.

    All he'll have to do is blow NAT again and he'll be back here like a bad penny before you can say double standards.

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    Forbidden

    Forbidden
  17. ftfy :wink

    ftfy

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  18. Did you steal that from Churchill circa 1940? ...

    Did you steal that from Churchill circa 1940?

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    So you were the equivalent of a Butlitz Redcoat....

    So you were the equivalent of a Butlitz Redcoat. Whoop-de-dooo!

    "Safari Guide"...................bwahahahahahaha...............like a zookeeper but with less personality.

    :rollin::rollin:
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    Being so slow, I'm not surprised you missed the...

    Being so slow, I'm not surprised you missed the irony.

    :eyes
  21. Well anything that stops you from mass-debating...

    Well anything that stops you from mass-debating has to be lauded.

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    Indeed, but I try not to fly in the face of...

    Indeed, but I try not to fly in the face of public opinion. :laugh:laugh




    Oh dear......no do....please carry on digging! :facepalm::popcorn::popcorn:
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    Thrust

    Thrust
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    :eyes Still, on the plus side, you didn't...

    :eyes

    Still, on the plus side, you didn't dispute the "moron" labelling, so if nothing else that has to be seen as progress..... :laugh




    The British Army are not "conditioned to follow"...
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    Well only if you have the sort of prosaic...

    Well only if you have the sort of prosaic no-frills sense of humour that you seem to be able to get through life with.

    Those of us with intellects more complex than a cheese sandwich need concepts...
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    Only complete morons make sweeping...

    Only complete morons make sweeping generalisations.

    HTH

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    Whenever King Stupid knocks you are one of those...

    Whenever King Stupid knocks you are one of those people that has to open the door ain't ya?

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    In your case I suspect that opinion would be...

    In your case I suspect that opinion would be divided. Why not give it a shot and then we'll conduct a poll afterwards? At the very least, not having to put up with your interminable caterwauling on...
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    That's just it though. It is anything but...

    That's just it though. It is anything but "considered". It is simply the randomly generated and utterly puerile output of a muppet with heavily clogged comprehension filters and a penchant for the...
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    Poll: Oxymoron alert!!! :wink

    Oxymoron alert!!!

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    That's one of your problems. No vision or...

    That's one of your problems. No vision or imagination.
    That is what defines you as a staid one-dimensional dimwit.

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    We are just taking the piss out of you. Can't be...

    We are just taking the piss out of you. Can't be something you're not well acquainted with. If you ARE in any doubt about how to react just PM sas.
    His entire existence has been one long drawn-out...
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    Methinks you doth protest too much...

    Methinks you doth protest too much billy-no-mates.

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    That ought to be your epitaph. Always a follower...

    That ought to be your epitaph. Always a follower never a leader.

    Even in the confines of your own home.

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    I see that you still haven't managed to animate...

    I see that you still haven't managed to animate your tiny number of available and functioning neurons into a formation that will allow you to achieve escape velocity from the gloomy bubble of...
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    Well you ought to make that choice a bit more...

    Well you ought to make that choice a bit more regularly. Most of the time your vapid witterings earmark you as a bottom-feeding troglodyte. And the fact that sas so seamlessly falls in line with your...
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    Eirikur A simple organic life form that...

    Eirikur

    A simple organic life form that converts Amstel to urine

    noun

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
  38. Thread: Shall I...

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    I see your Dunning-Kruger is playing you up...

    I see your Dunning-Kruger is playing you up big-time again. Have you stopped taking your meds?

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
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    Always seeking acceptance ain't ya? Truly...

    Always seeking acceptance ain't ya? Truly pathetic.

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    Oh get a room you pair of saddos. :eyes

    Oh get a room you pair of saddos.

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    And yet another deluded assumption from Roger...

    And yet another deluded assumption from Roger Irrelevant.

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    :laugh:laugh:laugh:winker::winker:

    :laugh:laugh:laugh:winker::winker:
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    The correlation comes about because most service...

    The correlation comes about because most service people are not scared of change, quite prepared to embrace new directions, less likely to be affected by the nonsense that abounded during Project...
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    You can take the boy out of...

    You can take the boy out of Lympstone..............:tongue:tongue:wink
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    For the most part I agree with you. However had...

    For the most part I agree with you. However had they followed your advice I suspect that, despite the death toll being considerably lower, they would be getting hung out to dry for departing from the...
  46. That would certainly chime with your normal MO of...

    That would certainly chime with your normal MO of backing losers.

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    I can see where you are going wrong with...

    I can see where you are going wrong with that......

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    Not to worry. Just remind them what a...

    Not to worry. Just remind them what a bertie-big-bollox big game hunter you are and that will halt them in their tracks.

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  49. ftfy :tongue:tongue

    ftfy

    :tongue:tongue
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    Poll: So you are saying that we might have the best...

    So you are saying that we might have the best part of another 14k of YOUR posts before that happens?

    :wink:wink
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