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  1. Thread: Cats

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    Saw the stage show back in the 90's with Elaine...

    Saw the stage show back in the 90's with Elaine Page - some good songs, rubbish show. Won't be watching the film.

    Have seen pretty much all the big shows and they have all lived up to expectations...
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    Does she have supervision and control?

    Does she have supervision and control?
  3. Why? If you want the house, just make an offer...

    Why? If you want the house, just make an offer (Option 1). Tell them you're serious, but you won't be messed about.

    Let's assume the house was on for 450k, and they have raised it to 475k. If...
  4. Feck ... so early in 2020 and I already agree...

    Feck ... so early in 2020 and I already agree with a oPM post .... this is spot on though :yay:
  5. This. The owner/EA can ask whatever they...

    This.

    The owner/EA can ask whatever they want, but the house is only worth what someone is willing to pay. They didn't get any offers pre-Christmas at the old lower price, so clearly up until...
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    And yet, I succeed in triggering idiots like you...

    And yet, I succeed in triggering idiots like you fella :D
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    M'eh. Triggering idiots is a hobby of mine :cool:

    M'eh. Triggering idiots is a hobby of mine :cool:
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    Yeah, it's amazing. Up until 2016 there were no...

    Yeah, it's amazing. Up until 2016 there were no tourists in London, but suddenly after the idiot vote we became big news all over the world and foreigners 'found' London :tumble:
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    https://66.media.tumblr.com/641db89e0aedae8d146a05...

    https://66.media.tumblr.com/641db89e0aedae8d146a05fa67f07fd9/tumblr_mh7cwo727J1ra4oseo1_400.jpg
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    More likely to be heard by tourists than...

    More likely to be heard by tourists than Londoners. Not many Londoners would choose to head into that area of town unless they work there .... not that many decent pubs or eateries within earshot of...
  11. But, but, but, but ..... we're having a party and...

    But, but, but, but ..... we're having a party and Big Ben will bong ..... we're leaving in 16 days, you lost, get over it, we won, we don't need to follow EU rules anymore, they need us more than we...
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    Revenue vs profit is always a good one too :D

    Revenue vs profit is always a good one too :D
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    GalaBingo.com ..... just about sums up the OP...

    GalaBingo.com ..... just about sums up the OP :laugh
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    State support for a Tory sponsor?

    State support for a Tory sponsor?
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    Most of them don't work, being either unemployed...

    Most of them don't work, being either unemployed or retired. Instead, let's cut state pensions and unemployment benefits :D It's a good Tory policy too, so the Boris voters should be in full support...
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    If there's no Big Ben bong, will Brexit really...

    If there's no Big Ben bong, will Brexit really have happened?
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    Cheers mate :yay: Enjoy 2020 :D

    Cheers mate :yay: Enjoy 2020 :D
  18. Thread: You won

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    You need to contact the Express then, as they...

    You need to contact the Express then, as they think it's outrage. I know it's not like that paper to spread fake news, so best give them a heads up .... I'm sure they'll change their headline :grin
  19. Thread: Dr Who 2020

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    ooo, didums .... did the little lady upset you,...

    ooo, didums .... did the little lady upset you, big man :laugh
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    Looks like the home based consulting work is...

    Looks like the home based consulting work is go-er :yay: Had the call today and agreed terms. Chosen to start at 2 days a week with the option to work extra as and when they need me. 100% working...
  21. Thread: Greta Thunberg

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    16 pages of mostly older gammons debating a 16...

    16 pages of mostly older gammons debating a 16 year old Swedish girl. There are probably other forums that are more suited to you guys but you may need to get an invite via the dark web :wink
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    8 pages? Really? Dedicated to 2 young people who...

    8 pages? Really? Dedicated to 2 young people who are presumably in love but aren't doing what the gammon loving press want them to do.

    Hilarious ..... the red tops have hounded them out of the...
  23. :D

    :D
  24. Of course it's all Meghan's fault. She's a...

    Of course it's all Meghan's fault. She's a non-white foreign woman, and the white middle-aged gammon men are telling us it's all her fault. I mean, look how well behaved the English rose Kate is,...
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    I did something very similar for a tech co a few...

    I did something very similar for a tech co a few years ago in the same timescale. The resulting project to deliver the solution went on for about 2 years ... I had a different offer already on the...
  26. The Tory "cake and eat it" that they sold to the...

    The Tory "cake and eat it" that they sold to the masses? The next 12 months could be fun :popcorn:
  27. Yes you do. In fact, your statement is pretty...

    Yes you do. In fact, your statement is pretty much 100% the opposite of what happens in nature. Humans are 'unique' in that our society and morals require the consent of the woman before a man can...
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    You can get one for less than a tenner :D ...

    You can get one for less than a tenner :D

    https://imgaz2.staticbg.com/thumb/large/oaupload/banggood/images/7F/7E/9278ff73-8c2a-43fe-ad15-e01075c1664b.jpg
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    In 2019 I finished a role in March with the plan...

    In 2019 I finished a role in March with the plan to take most of the year off .... I ended up picking up another role in May that I finished in December :throw:

    Now I'm 'retired', which is a bit...
  30. Because last time it resulted in you being added...

    Because last time it resulted in you being added to the sex register :cool:
  31. FFS. This is CUK General. We don't need 'facts'...

    FFS. This is CUK General. We don't need 'facts' and 'details' to 'know' what went wrong.

    You're on the wrong forum fella :wink
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    Poll: My first thought too. She's supported by...

    My first thought too.

    She's supported by Richard Burgon who is gunning for the deputy role. Between them, they could make the Labour party even less electable :happy
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    Exactly ... just reading through the responses to...

    Exactly ... just reading through the responses to the original tweet provides the correlation.

    #savethebread
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    It's self inflicted fella.

    It's self inflicted fella.
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    It's due to the high correlation between those...

    It's due to the high correlation between those posting about never buying this bread again, and the way they voted in 2016 and the latest GE.

    HTH :smokin
  36. Thread: Boycott Cyprus?

    by Whorty
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    And yet those protesting for the girl outside the...

    And yet those protesting for the girl outside the court include Cypriots and Israelis, amongst others. You saying these protesters only read the British press? Inneresting :winker:

    The girl was...
  37. Did you not enjoy your time working at Maplin?

    Did you not enjoy your time working at Maplin?
  38. Thread: Boycott Cyprus?

    by Whorty
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    And you know she's lying how? The whole process...

    And you know she's lying how? The whole process was flawed.

    Prick.
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    oPM

    oPM
  40. Thread: Boycott Cyprus?

    by Whorty
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    Prick. I bet you're the kind of bloke who...

    Prick.

    I bet you're the kind of bloke who thinks if a girl wears a short skirt, and is then attacked, she was asking for it. You are scum pal.
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    good luck in your future endeavours :wave:

    good luck in your future endeavours :wave:
  42. The irony is strong with this one :rollin:

    The irony is strong with this one :rollin:
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    They change their minds all the time, and then...

    They change their minds all the time, and then claim what they are saying now is the same as what they were always saying. By "29th March 2019" he'll claim anyone would understand that he really...
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    Party anyone? Belated party invites - food...

    Party anyone?


    Belated party invites - food only 10 months out of date
  45. Best wishes and peace-off to you too :hug:

    Best wishes and peace-off to you too :hug:
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    Well done. You got one thing right .... well,...

    Well done. You got one thing right .... well, kind of, by selectively mentioning DRC but not all the other countries in Africa that do have (or have had) rhino.
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    I accept your apology that your post was tulip. ...

    I accept your apology that your post was tulip.

    As for reporting you - why would i do that? I love to read your posts, the utter tosh of them cheer me up :yay:

    As for the Tapir, you really...
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    Who mentioned rhino? Not me. Try reading my post...

    Who mentioned rhino? Not me. Try reading my post before you respond, specifically when posting so late at night after a few fizzy drinks ;)

    And you call me ridiculous :rollin: You fella, need to...
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    You might know what the snake is, but not where...

    You might know what the snake is, but not where the snake is. Or for that matter, where any of the many venomous or dangerous animals are.

    And you would be wrong to assume the pygmy has no...
  50. not just your view, by all accounts. Seems your...

    not just your view, by all accounts. Seems your views and those of your fellow servicemen (ex or otherwise) are similar.
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