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  1. Do we have to deport ALL the whores? :eyes

    Do we have to deport ALL the whores? :eyes
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    This Is the Most Hated Stock Market Rally Of All...

    This Is the Most Hated Stock Market Rally Of All Time

    ^ This
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    Cummings and goings

    Shall we post more threads on this subject? I'm sure it's the most important thing in the world right now....
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    He's annoying lefties, Guardian readers and the...

    He's annoying lefties, Guardian readers and the Islington set. He has my full support. :glasses
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    Aim higher, billionaires.

    Aim higher, billionaires.
  6. Where's the fun and invoicing potential in that? ...

    Where's the fun and invoicing potential in that?

    I could turn this requirement into a 2 year project. Kerrrrching!

    Oh, and you might want a new Sig. :laugh
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    Makes it sound great, all you can eat, free bar,...

    Makes it sound great, all you can eat, free bar, tempting pool and great healthy tan included...
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    Which stock market, there are a few around the...

    Which stock market, there are a few around the World....
  9. That's what I say, one day I will bust outa the...

    That's what I say, one day I will bust outa the ghetto!

    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/619%2B7GRqv9L._SY355_.jpg
  10. Top 10 IT Skills and Tech Skills for 2020 |...

    Top 10 IT Skills and Tech Skills for 2020 | Technojobs UK

    I would use Python as the programming language.
    I would host it in AWS.
    I would use a Blockchain ledger database.
    I would use Cyber...
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    V shaped recovery. This time next year we will...

    V shaped recovery. This time next year we will all be millionaires!
  12. Or you have an undiagnosed condition like a heart...

    Or you have an undiagnosed condition like a heart defects, or hereditary condition, or an autoimmune condition...but **** em, I want some flash motor and a new hot tub!

    :smokin
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    Poll: Dead right for many people recently.

    Dead right for many people recently.
  14. I use fewer on less occasions mostly.

    I use fewer on less occasions mostly.
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    Poll: The report will be against national security...

    The report will be against national security interests, and shredded at an undisclosed secure location. So no need to worry, okay?
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    Poll: You know what I mean woman. You vote your...

    You know what I mean woman.

    You vote your local Tory candidate, which means you want Boris to be PM (assuming he's still Tory leader).

    If you are voting a local Tory candidate and don't want to...
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    Poll: Yes of course we vote for the party, but the...

    Yes of course we vote for the party, but the party whip, controlled by the leader, means effectively you are voting for the prime minister.

    Chief Whip - Wikipedia
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    Poll: I won't be voting LibLabCon, so you can call it a...

    I won't be voting LibLabCon, so you can call it a wasted protest vote if you like. Probably means I will have to choose Green Party or some such nonsense. Point is, Boris and this govt have proved...
  19. We need another vote to join the EU next year

    The future of Wetherspoons: Boss Tim Martin reveals plans to REOPEN 875 pubs | Daily Mail Online

    I think all the Brexiters will be gone next year. :wink
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    Winter in the tropical rainforest, brrrrr,...

    Winter in the tropical rainforest, brrrrr, where's me snow jacket?
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    Poll: Will you be voting Boris back in?

    Based on his fantastic handling of the Covid-19 pandemic, his superb work on Brexit, the incredible valuable steps to strengthen IR35 and stamp out tax avoidance, does Boris get your vote at the next...
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    28th Feb 2020

    28th Feb 2020
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    You certainly talk a load of it....

    You certainly talk a load of it....
  24. VB6 :smokin

    VB6

    :smokin
  25. 100's of millions will die a horrible death due to Chinese virus

    A new deadly virus spreading across U.S. could decimate the rabbit population - CBS News
  26. I think I shared a limo with you once after a...

    I think I shared a limo with you once after a long stint on the trading desk....

    Is that you Jules?
    ...
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    Visual Basic Resurgence? Project Seeks to 'Bring...

    Visual Basic Resurgence? Project Seeks to 'Bring the VBE into This Century!' -- Visual Studio Magazine

    :tongue
  28. Thread: Gold

    by DimPrawn
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    I'm a Scooty contrarian, I will be buying Gold,...

    I'm a Scooty contrarian, I will be buying Gold, not selling.

    HTH BIDI
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    I'm glad I made the leap to permiedom. For me it...

    I'm glad I made the leap to permiedom. For me it was the IR35 changes, coupled with finding a large company on my doorstep that was willing to pay me a reasonable package. With the hindsight of...
  30. We have a sub-forum of illogical and incessant...

    We have a sub-forum of illogical and incessant whining.

    HTH BIDI
  31. Well that is stable, it's gone to zero and stayed...

    Well that is stable, it's gone to zero and stayed there. :laugh
  32. I think everyone should die except: Me My...

    I think everyone should die except:

    Me
    My family
    Both my friends
    The delivery people
    The food and alcohol manufacturers
    Sexy ladies
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    I want more money, luxury holidays, a prestige...

    I want more money, luxury holidays, a prestige German car, a booming economy, and all my BTL property porfolios to rise in value, so **** the fat, sugarphobic, old feckers!

    I think that's the new...
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    Is this the same feeling you have every week when...

    Is this the same feeling you have every week when some random number pops into your head?
  35. 28 - 1 = 350,000,000

    28 - 1 = 350,000,000
  36. Thread: Tesco Value

    by DimPrawn
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    Shirt potatoes

    Shirt potatoes
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    :eek:

    :eek:
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    Go catcha cold!

    People who have had suffered from a COLD in the past could be protected against COVID-19 | Daily Mail Online

    I had a cold once, so I'm fine. :happy
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    I tell the ladies I can cure Covid-19 Mum...

    I tell the ladies I can cure Covid-19

    Mum drinks sperm smoothies to fight off coronavirus | Metro News
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    That's a lot of "Satoshi value", or feck all, as...

    That's a lot of "Satoshi value", or feck all, as we normal people call it.
  41. Never used them, or that Irish twat airline, and...

    Never used them, or that Irish twat airline, and never will.
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    Like chewing and pushing out a turd once a day? ...

    Like chewing and pushing out a turd once a day?


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-kdRdzxdZQ
  43. Thread: Cheesy DOOM

    by DimPrawn
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    Atw's knob cheese?

    Atw's knob cheese?
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    UK virus death toll passes 44,000 with more than...

    UK virus death toll passes 44,000 with more than 10,000 Covid-19 fatalities recorded in care homes, figures show | London Evening Standard

    44,000 dead now.

    But we don't care, we want money,...
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    When are we getting Lambos? :tantrum:

    When are we getting Lambos?

    :tantrum:
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    Any reason you guys and girls can't just grab a...

    Any reason you guys and girls can't just grab a normal vacuum cleaner and hoover up for 30 mins, kind of does a great job and is at least some exercise?

    What next, robot food chewing machines...?
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    I've sold all my worldly possessions, am living...

    I've sold all my worldly possessions, am living in a tent and put it onto the stock market.

    This time next year I will be a millionaire! :glasses

    Note to the stupid, I haven't actually done...
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    https://www.forexfactory.com/attachment.php?attach...

    https://www.forexfactory.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3637976&stc=1&d=1589764694
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    What is scary is that if you have your money...

    What is scary is that if you have your money there for mortgage, bills etc, and they freeze your account you lose access without warning and you don't get your money back for a couple of months.
  50. Thread: Banter

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    https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo....

    https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1486227602i/34114466._UY500_SS500_.jpg
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