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    Sticky: TFBSZ :wave:

    TFBSZ :wave:
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    Sticky: Various cuttings have been taken: 4x purple...

    Various cuttings have been taken:
    4x purple magnolia (Probably won’t take, wrong time of year)
    4x white dwarf magnolia (see above)
    4x front door rose
    4x mum rose (white one bought and planted...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: The Wife (tm) has taken The...

    Morning all :wave:

    The Wife (tm) has taken The Dog (tw) for a walk.
    Looks like a nice day out, I suspect I shall be gardening. :)

    One of the heirloom tomatoes of this year’s crop (grown on...
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    Congratulations on the job, if it doesn’t work...

    Congratulations on the job, if it doesn’t work out you can always go back to contracting if you so desire. That’s the joy of having an open mind, you can change it.

    As for the name of the forum,...
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    Sticky: TFBSZ :wave:

    TFBSZ :wave:
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    That sounds a bit Dim.

    That sounds a bit Dim.
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    Poll: If only George hadn't slayed the dragon...

    If only George hadn't slayed the dragon...
  8. Thread: Umbrella Co query

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    Hi Nick, welcome to the forum. AVOID anyone...

    Hi Nick, welcome to the forum.

    AVOID anyone that is offering something other than PAYE. When they start to have to explain, or drip feed "payments" in various ways, chances are they are either...
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    Nothing to do with business strategy or charity,...

    Nothing to do with business strategy or charity, everything to do with being part of society, being civil, being human.

    I've no desire to be the richest man in the graveyard, nor having to live my...
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    I'd rather not. I doubt there'd be room enough in...

    I'd rather not. I doubt there'd be room enough in your chalet for me and your ego.
    I'm happy with living in the UK and then not coming on here obsessed with rates and past "efficiencies" that don't...
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    If we're to believe his posts, in 2017 he earned...

    If we're to believe his posts, in 2017 he earned £193,200 + VAT @20%.



    That would be invoicing the client £231,840. Which, if my maths is correct, is over £230,000. That would mean he was not...
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    You're here, so it's not that smart anymore.

    You're here, so it's not that smart anymore.
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    After a man is ridiculed online for using a live...

    After a man is ridiculed online for using a live snake as a face mask, No 10 admits it was a mistake inviting Chris Grayling to a Cobra meeting.
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    Was just reading about a man, possibly on here,...

    Was just reading about a man, possibly on here, who has a new magic fitness watch and got all the way to downloading & signing up to an ovulation-monitoring app before realising that “cycle tracker”...
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    VAT Flat Rate Scheme : Join or leave the scheme -...

    VAT Flat Rate Scheme : Join or leave the scheme - GOV.UK


    That would imply you've deliberately committed tax fraud for multiple years, and you're boasting about it.
  16. Do you mean you (personally) have been offered a...

    Do you mean you (personally) have been offered a job, but you want to put it through your company?
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    Except, if you work more than 250 days per year...

    Except, if you work more than 250 days per year at £600 per day, you'd not be able to claim flat rate VAT
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: CBS, etc

    Morning all :wave:

    CBS, etc
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    Sticky: Washed down with a bottle of Babylonstoren Babel

    Washed down with a bottle of Babylonstoren Babel
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    Sticky: The other half of the courgette pie for dinner :)

    The other half of the courgette pie for dinner :)
  21. Thread: Salary Change

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    Minor point to add, while you get an accountant,...

    Minor point to add, while you get an accountant, also make sure you have the tax code correct for your permanent job.
  22. I'd rather not. She's been dead a few years

    I'd rather not. She's been dead a few years
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    If it's genuinely only a small dividend, then...

    If it's genuinely only a small dividend, then just leave it in this year.

    If you're being economical with the truth, then other posters have offered you the right advice.
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    Sticky: Interesting (or not) If you click on a link in...

    Interesting (or not)

    If you click on a link in a Telegram message on an iPad and it's to a Twitter post, the connection is seen by Twitter as Safari opening it on a Mac
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    Sticky: For us, a 7.40am flight out of LGW means leaving...

    For us, a 7.40am flight out of LGW means leaving home at 5.30. The same flight out of LHR means leaving before 5am. :eek:
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    Sticky: Email from BA a few mins ago to say our flights...

    Email from BA a few mins ago to say our flights to Italy in December have been changed, so instead of departing LGW we're now out of LHR.
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    If you're in lockdown, you're only allowed a...

    If you're in lockdown, you're only allowed a maximum of 5 people replying to your posts.
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    https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49902599602_b4...

    https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49902599602_b43fd9cddd_b.jpg
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: CBS, etc. Pleasant walk...

    Morning all :wave:

    CBS, etc. Pleasant walk earlier, but the area is so dry, the mushrooms are not growing normally.
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    Sticky: TFBSZ :wave:

    TFBSZ :wave:
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    What size bareboat were you on?

    What size bareboat were you on?
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    Arguments require contrary positions.

    Arguments require contrary positions.
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    CUK would be a lot more profitable if there were...

    CUK would be a lot more profitable if there were intelligence and skill tests as part of the sign-up process.
    Then they’d not have to pay the moderators as much because the posters would be smart,...
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    There’s a Welsh rum I’ve had that isn’t too bad....

    There’s a Welsh rum I’ve had that isn’t too bad.
    Down in the West Country, Lugger Rum | Buy Devon Spiced Rum | Lyme Bay Winery
    It’s spicing makes it more like rum & coke, but it’s not far from our...
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    Sticky: Courgette pie for dinner (vaguely like this:...

    Courgette pie for dinner (vaguely like this: Greek courgette and herb pie recipe )
    from our garden.
    The Wife (tm) has gone out for drinks, so in an effort to run down supplies, I’m also enjoying a...
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    So we’ve gathered.

    So we’ve gathered.
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    No not everything. Booze, birds, fast cars (and...

    No not everything.
    Booze, birds, fast cars (and guitars). The rest I just squander.

    Simply the Best.
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    If you want to pay for the argument, please send...

    If you want to pay for the argument, please send a cheque or postal order to:
    ContractorUK
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    And we will endeavour to provide you with the level of service you deserve.
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    If you had £1 for every time LPM flounced, or...

    If you had £1 for every time LPM flounced, or promised it then reneged, you’d have a lot more than £20
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    Only embarrassing in a specific and limited way.

    Only embarrassing in a specific and limited way.
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    CGB for breakfast when sailing. Pussers...

    CGB for breakfast when sailing. Pussers Painkillers at the end of a day at sea.

    And for a very tasty tipple... Captain Morgan's Private Stock. (as I've said before)
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    Some people like flailing. I think NLyUK is still...

    Some people like flailing. I think NLyUK is still doing pensioner specials on Thursdays.
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    I'll stick with Cane Garden Bay

    I'll stick with Cane Garden Bay
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    Which I have quoted in my earlier post, but you...

    Which I have quoted in my earlier post, but you chose to ignore. You've also only linked to 1 post not 15, and not a post from me.
    Nor have you linked to where you answered the question directly,...
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    Stone

    Stone
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    None of the links posted show a question being...

    None of the links posted show a question being asked 15 times and you giving a non-evasive answer.



    How's your pitchfork sales going?

    As you rightly say, you are using hindsight, as you...
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    Unable to answer a simple question, so you refuse...

    Unable to answer a simple question, so you refuse to, then claim you're bored.
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    What is this question that supposedly I had asked...

    What is this question that supposedly I had asked 15 times, and you claim to have answered directly each time?
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    Auditioning for the role of Double Oh - F**k...

    Auditioning for the role of Double Oh - F**k
    https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/139/590x/1169840_1.jpg
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    You gave indirect answers to direct questions....

    You gave indirect answers to direct questions.
    You repeatedly refused to directly answer questions
    You re-worded quotes.

    The question Darmie asked in the early days of this thread was about...
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