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    seems Barmies contributions are so pointless they...

    seems Barmies contributions are so pointless they are showing up empty, now if only el reekers were similarly afflicted..
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    at least he wasn't responsible for directing them...

    at least he wasn't responsible for directing them to the showers like Grandad!
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    20% extra on your Kirk syrup!

    20% extra on your Kirk syrup!
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    Most of us know the late Michael Hutchence as the...

    Most of us know the late Michael Hutchence as the bloke who was in INXS


    Whereas to Bob Geldof he's the bloke who was IN HIS EX
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    So a third of the kids in this country are...

    So a third of the kids in this country are starving. And a third of the kids in this country are obese... sometimes the solution to a problem is just right there!
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    I was surprised when my dad told me he's a...

    I was surprised when my dad told me he's a retired dog walker.


    I don't know why he doesn't walk working dogs too.
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    Yesterday I met my Welsh girlfriend’s whole...

    Yesterday I met my Welsh girlfriend’s whole family for the first time.


    Her father, her uncle, her brother.


    Nice guy.
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    Think I might give Halloween a miss this year …...

    Think I might give Halloween a miss this year … after all, I’ve been munching sweets and wearing a mask since March.
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    I knocked on Ed Sheeran's door knowing full well...

    I knocked on Ed Sheeran's door knowing full well he couldn't come out.


    I love playing lockdown ginger.
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    My local brothel has an online reservation...

    My local brothel has an online reservation system.


    I’ve got a slot booked between 7 and 8 tonight.
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    sorry but OMFG, if this were a person who was...

    sorry but OMFG, if this were a person who was into the words of the prophet and we suggested that by believing book written by a chap who apparently married a 9 year old brought it upon themselves...
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    Nah its remoaners that wander about with other...

    Nah its remoaners that wander about with other countries flags. :wink
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    Another nutter on the loose

    'Far-right plot to kill solicitor who defends UK migrants' | Daily Mail Online

    objected to a solicitor defending migrants so equipped himself with a confederate flag and a Nazi flag, proper shows...
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    Probably filled with homeless families paid for...

    Probably filled with homeless families paid for by the council and the accommodation is so bad because no one dares complain there are a few of those round there.

    Not had the pleasure so I will be...
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    Sticky: Is HWMBO on strike or just living dangerously and...

    Is HWMBO on strike or just living dangerously and letting you in the Kitchen?
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    Sticky: well at least you have wood!:igmc:

    well at least you have wood!:igmc:
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    I think you have me mixed up with Spooter!...

    I think you have me mixed up with Spooter! Whatever NLUK says I have never been in the Heathrow Thistle.
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    Most people use this 18 Best Personal Lubricants...

    Most people use this
    18 Best Personal Lubricants — Best Lubes for Sex
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    A Welshman was up in court this week after being...

    A Welshman was up in court this week after being caught having sex with an entire herd of crossbred cloned sheep.


    In his plea for mitigating circumstances he said "he'd always had a weakness...
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    I gave no indication of my feelings, I don't...

    I gave no indication of my feelings, I don't think its acceptable but if they are just about managing on low wages working full time then it proves it can be done, those with no other...
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    You wanted to fix it, that is the last option....

    You wanted to fix it, that is the last option. One would rather expect to work through the others.

    How you do it is up to you but some kids need to escape their fuqwit parents.
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    You need more water with it.

    You need more water with it.
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    Yep some of it is trolling but watch some poverty...

    Yep some of it is trolling but watch some poverty porn! Plenty of troubled individuals do make these decisions. I know a few.

    however it is obvious just throwing money at it isn't the answer.
    ...
  27. FTFY

    FTFY
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    oh right I just see them buying beer & fags and...

    oh right I just see them buying beer & fags and feeding their kids chicken nuggets.
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    Or those on Furlough could deliver them?

    Or those on Furlough could deliver them?
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    <£1 a head so one pack of fags a week for 2 kids.

    Cheap family meals: Budget recipes under GBP1 per head
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    problem with the gullible left they assume...

    problem with the gullible left they assume everything is oppression and vote anyone in who panders to them.
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    The evolution of gods

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    for WTFH

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    Yeah because little old ladies should fund free...

    Yeah because little old ladies should fund free school meals...
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    Stella & JPS cost money! UK Poverty: Facts and...

    Stella & JPS cost money!

    UK Poverty: Facts and figures - Turn2us



    A single parent with one child is considered in Poverty if they don't earn 110% of the average wage.
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    You cant have guessed it is "I am Your Father...

    You cant have guessed it is "I am Your Father Alexei!"?
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    1LoveTufty is hardly a secure password.

    1LoveTufty is hardly a secure password.
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    One of ours?

    Activist scales Big Ben scaffolding to unfurl giant banner | Daily Mail Online



    bit old for Brillo

    https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/10/22/09/34698842-8867065-image-a-21_1603355814830.jpg
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    for Suity

    My voluntary work with the Samaritans only lasted one shift. A caller said he was suicidal and about to throw himself under a train.


    I thought I should get advice from a supervisor and told him...
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    The Catholic Church have admitted they got it...

    The Catholic Church have admitted they got it wrong...
    It was Adam & Steve all along.
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    You aren't cooking it right!

    You aren't cooking it right!
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    is that for a breast enhancement?

    is that for a breast enhancement?
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    I'm Gannicus!

    I'm Gannicus!
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    Oh I forget you believe in things happening in...

    Oh I forget you believe in things happening in mysterious ways. So the twofold to tenfold increase is just random and nothing to do with the Police either being tied up policing the demonstrations or...
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    Some ethnicities/cultures will achieve better...

    Some ethnicities/cultures will achieve better outcomes than others, much of this is down to cultural differences not discrimination. Why traditionally do Pakistanis do worse than Indians in UK...
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    OK so you are apologising for an organisation...

    OK so you are apologising for an organisation that is campaigning based on proven lies and has driven deaths up astronomically in the US?

    Black Lives Matter led to record number of mass shootings...
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    I will have to buy them a teacup. Not sure if its...

    I will have to buy them a teacup. Not sure if its the Gazette or the parents who can't spell.

    Students take a stand after teachers use a racial slur | Basingstoke Gazette
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    ah at least they are trying to disguise the need...

    ah at least they are trying to disguise the need for low wages as an excuse to import cheap wages.

    Luckily there are so many well paid jobs out there some of them will even make minimum wage after...
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    hmm missed that if she did, then she is ignoring...

    hmm missed that if she did, then she is ignoring the published facts. Still like her main points, a bit of common sense in this row.
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    I have no problem with equality and fairness but...

    I have no problem with equality and fairness but as she mentioned its being abused in the UK and seems also to be in the US. They lie about police abuse and canonise the guilty. Despite the facts...
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