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    Tarka deep breath and just tell them.

    Tarka deep breath and just tell them.
  2. Thread: Bevin Boys

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    Jimmy Savile was a Bevin Boy. Just saying,...

    Jimmy Savile was a Bevin Boy.

    Just saying, like...
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    Why, were there bullsh!t merchants back then too...

    Why, were there bullsh!t merchants back then too Grandma?

    The OP is talking out of his arse and you'll probably find that he's been banned from this forum before.
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    Sell her to the Pikeys!

    Sell her to the Pikeys!
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    So that's what happened to SY01, he exercised the...

    So that's what happened to SY01, he exercised the substitution clause.

    Seriously though, chin up and sort your self out. Things will look a lot better a couple of months down the line.
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    And he should know, he's done an awful lot of...

    And he should know, he's done an awful lot of "research". He's also done an awful lot for charidee, mates!
  7. Poll: where's the dilligaf option?

    where's the dilligaf option?
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    No he isn't. Did you study "statistics" with...

    No he isn't. Did you study "statistics" with sasguru?
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    You're after NorthernLadUk's crown, aren't you?

    You're after NorthernLadUk's crown, aren't you?
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    Poll: Bobs. They can make a clueless cretin like...

    Bobs. They can make a clueless cretin like Sasguru shine.
  11. It would appear so. Make sure you count your...

    It would appear so. Make sure you count your change and check your order, the clueless cretin can't follow the simplest of instructions. :confused:
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    Not amongst the Germans and Austrians he wasn't. ...

    Not amongst the Germans and Austrians he wasn't. Funny how they changed their tune as soon as the fat lady started singing.
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    whs++; However Sophia Antipolis was cool as I...

    whs++;

    However Sophia Antipolis was cool as I was minted :happy
  14. I have no doubt that there are individuals within...

    I have no doubt that there are individuals within banking who've worked their bollocks off to achieve or exceed their agreed targets and as they have clauses in their contracts that reward them for...
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    Poll: Did you ever have to drink the stuff on a warm...

    Did you ever have to drink the stuff on a warm summers day? It was effing awful!
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    Poll: Whs

    Whs
  17. Erm because they met or exceeded the terms of...

    Erm because they met or exceeded the terms of their employment contracts.

    FFS, you're such a cretin!
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    Firstly IANAL. That said, I didn't hire a...

    Firstly IANAL. That said, I didn't hire a solicitor during my divorce, I fought my own case against my ex's solicitor.

    Fortunately the Judge was a reasonable bloke and my ex-wife's solicitor was...
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    You're in Britain now, learn some British history...

    You're in Britain now, learn some British history you bunch of ******** heathens!
  20. That's one view. Here is another, you're talking...

    That's one view. Here is another, you're talking sh!te.

    Thatcher saved us from ever being held to ransom by unions again.
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    The real problem is that you obviously need to...

    The real problem is that you obviously need to spend more time in the kitchen! Now, put the kettle on, love.
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    It's the nukes, chicks love nukes! :wink

    It's the nukes, chicks love nukes! :wink
  23. Those electron microscope images are incredible. ...

    Those electron microscope images are incredible.

    Good stuff, keep 'em coming.
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    Some scouse git has pinched the bilge plug! ...

    Some scouse git has pinched the bilge plug!

    Probably...
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    You're having to travel further afield though...

    You're having to travel further afield though now, aren't you?

    Give it time, your past will catch up with you. :laugh
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    What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen...

    What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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    Look after the pennies, sas...

    Look after the pennies, sas...
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    Good luck. :D

    Good luck. :D
  29. Anybody else spot the flaw? FFS sas, for a...

    Anybody else spot the flaw?

    FFS sas, for a self-professed mathematician, logic isn't your strong point, is it?
  30. "A" Raspberry Pi? You want at least 16 in...

    "A" Raspberry Pi?

    You want at least 16 in there!
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    Tell them to mind their own business or you'll...

    Tell them to mind their own business or you'll send the boys round!

    (By now you will have realised that you posted your question in the wrong section of the forum.)
  32. With talents like that the boy should go far. ...

    With talents like that the boy should go far.


    As far away as possible. :D
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    Well one of 'em will float and one will sink like...

    Well one of 'em will float and one will sink like a stone, what does that tell you?

    Spod - In "kids, eh?" mode!
  34. If you threw him a crust he wouldn't be grateful....

    If you threw him a crust he wouldn't be grateful. That sort never are.
  35. Thread: Man Flu!

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    Aye. :laugh

    Aye. :laugh
  36. He wouldn't, he hasn't got a pot to piss in.

    He wouldn't, he hasn't got a pot to piss in.
  37. I was thinking of building a beowulf cluster of...

    I was thinking of building a beowulf cluster of Raspberry Pi's in a miniature Cray shaped rack.

    Thanks for the reminder. :bang:
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    I saw the Stones at the Velodrome in Marseille -...

    I saw the Stones at the Velodrome in Marseille - 23 years ago!

    Entertaining but I doubt I'd want to see them again.
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    Watch for splashback at the crescendo! :eek

    Watch for splashback at the crescendo! :eek
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    Perhaps that will provide the impetus for them to...

    Perhaps that will provide the impetus for them to get a F**KING JOB!

    Just saying, like...
  41. Thread: Man Flu!

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    I used to drive past that place when I went to...

    I used to drive past that place when I went to meetings at the place next door.

    Funny, I don't recollect getting manflu during that project...
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    ftfy

    ftfy
  43. You're just a load of bullies!

    You're just a load of bullies!
  44. Thread: idiots

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    Not in unicode, it ain't!

    Not in unicode, it ain't!
  45. To what resolution does this requirement go down...

    To what resolution does this requirement go down to? London is a big (scary) place.
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    Shag

    Shag
  47. Thread: Big Boob?

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    All goes to show, you just need to find someone...

    All goes to show, you just need to find someone more ugly than yourself.
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    Poll: I too did all that stuff a few(make that 25+)...

    I too did all that stuff a few(make that 25+) years ago in 68000 and 8086. I'm now doing the same thing with an ARM :-)

    Spod - In "I love my Raspberry Pi" mode!

    Btw, VGA "Mode X" ftw!
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    County

    County
  50. Thread: Doodab

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    I suggest you have a chat with "AlreadyPacked",...

    I suggest you have a chat with "AlreadyPacked", she's experienced in this kind of scenario.

    Failing that, open a Euro account for your company. Use your cards to front your expenses and sort the...
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