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    Well done. Save up the back tax, though.

    Well done. Save up the back tax, though.
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    Bethnal Green's turned feral. Oh, wait.

    Bethnal Green's turned feral. Oh, wait.
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    Sticky: Really ups the stakes if there are food allergies...

    Really ups the stakes if there are food allergies in the family. Mwuahahaha
  4. So they want to use MS Access and you want to use...

    So they want to use MS Access and you want to use a proper database, or something similar?

    Or is it a methodology issue?
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    Yep, there's no chance of him playing in front of...

    Yep, there's no chance of him playing in front of a packed crowd at the Emptihad quackers. :yay:
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    There is no issue. Start as a perm, but to save...

    There is no issue. Start as a perm, but to save any calls don't put the company on your LinkedIn profile any time soon.

    If they cannot provide the service that you required (i.e. perm agency...
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    Never shopped for a family of four have you?

    Never shopped for a family of four have you?
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    Sticky: https://media.giphy.com/media/KdBxqRPqBii9UpNzGw/g...

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    Sticky: Applicants for the position of...

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    Applicants for the position of CUK moderator are invited....

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    Or the "Have you asked your accountant" advice...

    Or the "Have you asked your accountant" advice category?
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    Are you kidding?

    Are you kidding?
  14. Nah, it's more the less chance he has of being...

    Nah, it's more the less chance he has of being PM, the more free stuff he offers.
  15. It's nothing like that at all. Would much rather...

    It's nothing like that at all. Would much rather have Bojo at the helm. In terms of decision-making, Crobyn's been there with Abbott. Nuff said.
  16. Either this or fully story please.

    Either this or fully story please.
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    Chubby Brown's done a NSFW one. :D

    Chubby Brown's done a NSFW one. :D
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    Hint: you need one to win it.

    Hint: you need one to win it.
  19. Thread: 60% LTV

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    It's less frowned upon to shag your cousin rather...

    It's less frowned upon to shag your cousin rather than an English girl out that way. Quite an eccentric bunch but certainly showed a lot of flesh on Bebo back in the day. :D
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    What's not to covid about a meet up?

    What's not to covid about a meet up?
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    It'll certainly make Inside IR35 gigs more...

    It'll certainly make Inside IR35 gigs more palatable for those that wouldn't be able to take them on due to travel and accommodation costs. You'll probably still have the first week in the office for...
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    Sounds like umbrella contractors are covered....

    Sounds like umbrella contractors are covered. There's a "see, you should have been Inside IR35 all along" moment from Hector if ever there was one.
  23. Thread: Covid-Boom

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    AYCOTBAC? Expense this: ...

    AYCOTBAC?

    Expense this:

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uW006RKO6rk/maxresdefault.jpg
  24. I'd want ten days billable for the estimate, with...

    I'd want ten days billable for the estimate, with the remaining nine days to be burned off when engaged.
  25. Thread: Covid-Boom

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    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c9/bd/ae/c9bdae9417...

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  26. Thread: Boom!

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    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c9/bd/ae/c9bdae9417...

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  27. Cut him some slack. Must be difficult, having the...

    Cut him some slack. Must be difficult, having the urge to lick sas's arris but having to social distance.
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    Talking of which, did you get canned today and...

    Talking of which, did you get canned today and was it for posting too much bollocks on here?
  29. Thread: Disney+

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    Works fine on a browser on your PC. Can easily...

    Works fine on a browser on your PC. Can easily "work" an extra hour or two. :D
  30. My condolences. We lost a friend last week to...

    My condolences.

    We lost a friend last week to Coronavirus; 49, no underlying health issues apparently. :(


    I can envisage cremation only for a while, urn delivered to family to scatter ashes...
  31. I haven't needed an inhaler since 2014,...

    I haven't needed an inhaler since 2014, thankfully. The missus has, though, convinced me to ring up and get a script for a blue one. I rang up and apparently there were a dozen more at our medical...
  32. Thread: UTC to GMT

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    Database, C#, Excel, what?

    Database, C#, Excel, what?
  33. Thread: Disney Plus

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    If you've got Sky, it's available via the Apps...

    If you've got Sky, it's available via the Apps menu.
  34. Thread: Disney Plus

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    Disney Plus

    Awesome. Just found the X-Men animated series from the early 90s. :cool:
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    Bog roll

    Bog roll
  36. You mean blatant lies, like the Chinese claiming...

    You mean blatant lies, like the Chinese claiming there was no evidence of human-to-human transmission?
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    When did you sign for Man City?

    When did you sign for Man City?
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    Charles is isolated in Balmoral with COVID-19...

    Charles is isolated in Balmoral with COVID-19
    Andrew is isolated in Windsor with JESSICA-15
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    Sticky: Edging. Now, I knew about that.... :eek:eek

    Edging. Now, I knew about that.... :eek:eek
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    Four weeks on site, four weeks of travel and...

    Four weeks on site, four weeks of travel and accommodation expense, client or agency goes bust, no pay. Therefore, negative profit. Outside IR35 lends itself to that - almost a self-fulfilling...
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    Sticky: Ah, so Tiddley porn is for complete winkers then?

    Ah, so Tiddley porn is for complete winkers then?
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    Probably safer to shut Heathrow and Gatwick and...

    Probably safer to shut Heathrow and Gatwick and run everything on smaller planes at LCY.
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    If you've got a screenshot, send it to a...

    If you've got a screenshot, send it to a solicitor - could be a fortune to be had.
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    How does one loose a virginity? Is that similar...

    How does one loose a virginity? Is that similar to losing it?
  46. Sounds like China.

    Sounds like China.
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    Splendid. 12 months more back tax for Hector to...

    Splendid. 12 months more back tax for Hector to take a stab at.
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    Me neither. Although during "normal" times there...

    Me neither. Although during "normal" times there are some great places to eat in that neck of the woods.
  49. The enemy's been told to wear two paper bags....

    The enemy's been told to wear two paper bags. "Honest, luv, it's for Covid 19 reasons."
  50. Commission payable in John Lewis vouchers please...

    Commission payable in John Lewis vouchers please Lucy x
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