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    You see what influence Cojak has! Scheme dropped....

    You see what influence Cojak has! Scheme dropped.

    'Testing tax' dropped after backlash against charging workers in their salaries | Metro News
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    Don't claim to be an economics expert but it...

    Don't claim to be an economics expert but it seems sensible to spend money on trying to get businesses going again, rather than let them fold and then spend at least as much, probably far more, on...
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    Think I'd be more inclined to rely on what...

    Think I'd be more inclined to rely on what Nostradamus or Baba Vanga said.
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    Any bouncy bum loans going?

    Any bouncy bum loans going?
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    Sticky: Ah, a nice safe socially distant hug. Thanks MS.

    Ah, a nice safe socially distant hug. Thanks MS.
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    Sticky: GPS on phone going mad again. Went for a walk...

    GPS on phone going mad again. Went for a walk from home in Mid Sussex and it says I was in Stoke on Trent. Dunno, maybe it's right, it's me that's senile.

    Anyway, thought I'd see how you CUK...
  7. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    Are the old bitcoins on my ZX81 still worth...

    Are the old bitcoins on my ZX81 still worth anything?
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    What ladymucky said. We should have been advised...

    What ladymucky said. We should have been advised to get within 2 inches of every passing stranger and cough in their faces. This thing would have been over much quicker.
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    You do know that aTW posts are infectious?

    You do know that aTW posts are infectious?
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    It's those buboes under yer armpits.

    It's those buboes under yer armpits.
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    Darn bugs! A Zika type virus that, instead of...

    Darn bugs! A Zika type virus that, instead of shrinking brains, gave ladies Steatopygia would be ok though.
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    A back orifice? Wish I was.

    A back orifice? Wish I was.
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    Sticky: Maybe. I'll have a word with my little puppet...

    Maybe. I'll have a word with my little puppet parrot. Actually, just noticed the trip is backwards. I live near B not A.
  14. Thread: Tulsa rally

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    Maybe a good thing. No social distancing or masks...

    Maybe a good thing. No social distancing or masks according to the BBC news.
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    Sticky: Just noticed a route on my cheap old Android...

    Just noticed a route on my cheap old Android phone recorded a few weeks ago. Apparently I cycled 268 miles from home to Lille in France and then back to Felixstowe in just over an hour. Beat that...
  16. Small balls and hung like a hamster might be.

    Small balls and hung like a hamster might be.
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    Surely if one reports fake news about fake news...

    Surely if one reports fake news about fake news it becomes true news?
  18. May as well break into a local sewage works and...

    May as well break into a local sewage works and fill a couple of old wine bottles.
  19. Nice if real far right and real far left could...

    Nice if real far right and real far left could cancel out. Trouble is, "far" often gets applied to anyone who doesn't go along with the other side's rhetoric.

    PS Although Hopkins was definitely...
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    Sticky: Assume you mean my comment on AtW's recent...

    Assume you mean my comment on AtW's recent thread. Have to give the tedious bloke a bit of credit for summit slightly more humourous than his usual boring quotes from the Guardian. No offence to you...
  21. I wonder how much fraud is going on with this...

    I wonder how much fraud is going on with this one. Always some *** who take advantage at every opportunity.
    ...
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    Maybe best to use an accountant for a year while...

    Maybe best to use an accountant for a year while setting up your own system, then see how close you were.

    Really, I'm a bit surprised that some on here think accounts are difficult when they are...
  23. Thread: BR

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    Rather funny. For you anyway!

    Rather funny. For you anyway!
  24. Thread: Boom!

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    Good stuff er whatisname.

    Good stuff er whatisname.
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    Sticky: Dunno why you bother arguing with some of that...

    Dunno why you bother arguing with some of that lot on general. Waste of time.
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    Having retired quite a few years ago, I don't...

    Having retired quite a few years ago, I don't have recent experience in contractor accounts, but a contractor's accounts aren't that hard, usually one invoice a month. My little business accounts are...
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    Us old farts are never biased when it comes to...

    Us old farts are never biased when it comes to names as we can never remember them. Everyone is thingy or whatsit regardless of gender/race.
  28. Get a big reduction for cash in hand. Then demand...

    Get a big reduction for cash in hand. Then demand a partial refund or you'll notify HMRC.
  29. I didn't notice they were jpgs and kept clicking...

    I didn't notice they were jpgs and kept clicking wondering why the link didn't work. Filled up me downloads folder with pervy images.

    Most unusual!
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    Sticky: Walk with loony lady 2 today. Loony lady 1 again...

    Walk with loony lady 2 today. Loony lady 1 again tomorrow. The old ratbags do cheer me up a bit.

    PS Gordon Bennet, don't think I'll bother looking at General anymore. Too much abusive stuff.
  31. Used bath water? Think that's one of the very few...

    Used bath water? Think that's one of the very few things not on my pervy list.
  32. Thread: COVID paranoia

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    This thread reminds me of an episode of South...

    This thread reminds me of an episode of South Park I watched last night.

    Except nobody's posted a picture of someone else's avatar with a dick in its mouth. Yet.
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    Probably the last celebrity on here I'll ever...

    Probably the last celebrity on here I'll ever have heard of. Old fart syndrome, we don't have a clue about the more recent ones.
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    Sticky: Got a Father's Day present from son today, bottle...

    Got a Father's Day present from son today, bottle of Limoncello.

    PS Not sure that's spelt right, can't be a*d to check.
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    And Uncle Ben's rice. What is the point of this...

    And Uncle Ben's rice. What is the point of this when hardly anyone who brought these products were aware of any stereotyping? Who thinks about race when they're shopping?

    Brands Pretend They Just...
  36. Not against foreign aid but it needs to be...

    Not against foreign aid but it needs to be properly targeted and scrutinised to ensure it is money well spent. Does this change mean that will happen? Hmmm.
  37. Thread: Tulip news

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    But we forget when we get up at night and pee on...

    But we forget when we get up at night and pee on the lid.
  38. Thread: Tulip news

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    Next thing you know, they'll be telling us that...

    Next thing you know, they'll be telling us that there is a risk of infection if we fart. Maybe we should wear underpants masks.
  39. Thread: White patriots

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    If people resist arrest, especially if they are...

    If people resist arrest, especially if they are violent, police have a right to restrain them. It isn't the polices' fault if they have a heart attack. However, I can't see that kneeling on someone's...
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    Sticky: Wonder if some rookie new mod could come along,...

    Wonder if some rookie new mod could come along, see title of this thread and delete it?
  41. Thread: Prokofiev

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    My toon of choice at mo is Matt Munro - Make the...

    My toon of choice at mo is Matt Munro - Make the World Go Away
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    Sticky: Grunt. Grumble. Groan.

    Grunt. Grumble. Groan.
  43. Thread: Feisty Wife

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    Good for her. I hate these ***

    Good for her. I hate these ***
  44. Thread: Prokofiev

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    Excellent classical piece though bit creepy....

    Excellent classical piece though bit creepy. Can't be a*d to Google but vaguely recall it was used in some horror film?
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    At least your avatar is not antisemitic any more...

    At least your avatar is not antisemitic any more though NAT. Been watching latest South Park episodes on Netflix and Eric Cartman hasn't said a single thing about Jews.
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    Not an irrelevant comment, each generation...

    Not an irrelevant comment, each generation impacts the next. Any increasing problems with millenials will have an onward affect, on the economy, on their ability to provide food for their own...
  47. Thread: White patriots

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    He peed 14 pints? Must have a bladder problem.

    He peed 14 pints? Must have a bladder problem.
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    Not a fan of statues of prominent slave traders...

    Not a fan of statues of prominent slave traders or similar being left where they are but maybe there's another factor that needs to be considered before we go too far, the impact on tourism. Removing...
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    Obviously you haven't eaten any children. Try it...

    Obviously you haven't eaten any children. Try it and you'll find I'm right.
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    Expect most words have some unsavoury...

    Expect most words have some unsavoury connotations if we dig deep enough. I suggest we abolish them all and just have one word. I suggest Kipabollaflogal.
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