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    True dat.

    True dat.
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    It's a rumour - who knows if it will happen. I...

    It's a rumour - who knows if it will happen.

    I would hand my notice in within the hour of the announcement...
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    Sticky: Big Blue Plymouth Who forgot he told me that...

    Big Blue Plymouth

    Who forgot he told me that he was in line for a contract at Clark’s a couple of weeks ago, and so was trolling Professional Forums.

    1 month ban.
  4. Thread: Afghanistan

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    Really? The Famous Shoe Company turned you...

    Really?

    The Famous Shoe Company turned you down at interview then?

    I call you out as a liar.
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    All other departments apart from the BOE, MOD and...

    All other departments apart from the BOE, MOD and HMRC I’ll wager...
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    FreeAgent. Every time you spend money, log it...

    FreeAgent.

    Every time you spend money, log it (via mobile receipt scan and upload).

    Every time you bring in money, log it (via bank download).

    Every time.
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    Bloody hell, 9 years ago! That takes me back...

    Bloody hell, 9 years ago!

    That takes me back to the halcyon days of CUK! :ohwell
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    Light Relief isn’t the place for Brexit posts,...

    Light Relief isn’t the place for Brexit posts, let’s put it in it’s proper place.
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    So am I and I will take a VERY dim view if I see...

    So am I and I will take a VERY dim view if I see this going on again.
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    One acronym.... HS2.

    One acronym....

    HS2.
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    Supreme Court hearing

    What a fecking shambles.

    No-one has the same version of the document.

    :facepalm: :ladybags:
  12. Oh, right you are. I went through the MVL route.

    Oh, right you are. I went through the MVL route.
  13. What, like HMRC?

    What, like HMRC?
  14. I think this is in relation to starting up and...

    I think this is in relation to starting up and closing multiple companies. You need HMRC’s permission to close a company, and 99% of the time provided you have paid your corporation tax and your...
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    Yep, I'm loathe to call everyone contractors...

    Yep, I'm loathe to call everyone contractors after April.
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    4. Leave the client at the end of the contract...

    4. Leave the client at the end of the contract (or maybe even before).
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    There is absolutely no way that I would take on...

    There is absolutely no way that I would take on an ET - too expensive and too much of a gamble.

    And I very much doubt that anyone else would either unless they are rich, proud AND stupid.
  18. Expect to see a sharp increase in CUK...

    Expect to see a sharp increase in CUK registrations and newbie mass-panic come April...
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    Those who read CUK and have heeded (or indeed...

    Those who read CUK and have heeded (or indeed have given) advice regarding contract review, insurance and working practices will be the ones HMRC will struggle with, but they are a tiny minority...
  20. How much do you spend in a month? That amount...

    How much do you spend in a month?

    That amount as a minimum I would expect.
  21. And that knowledge would include the risk of not...

    And that knowledge would include the risk of not being insured after the QDOS assessment.
  22. I don't have subscription obligations to worry...

    I don't have subscription obligations to worry about.

    I will be keeping an eye on More Lamb, never fear...
  23. Or they’ll get HMRC Connect bods onto it, and...

    Or they’ll get HMRC Connect bods onto it, and lots of lessons will be learned from it...
  24. Boris wants to know Gov.uk data - TOP PRIORITY

    Hmmm...

    Boris Johnson'''s Secret Plan To Gather "Targeted And Personalised" Data Before Brexit
  25. And I am not minded to keeping this thread. ...

    And I am not minded to keeping this thread.

    Watch yourself on CUK More Lamb or you may have a very short life span here...
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    I did mean leaving the client and finding a new...

    I did mean leaving the client and finding a new one.
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    :banana: :hug: :music:

    :banana: :hug: :music:
  28. Only if my hangover lets me...

    Only if my hangover lets me...
  29. You could say that about every won case. And...

    You could say that about every won case.

    And everything is in doubt.
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    I'm afraid that I'm less confident that the...

    I'm afraid that I'm less confident that the end-client's assessment and my B&C contract assessment (I always used to use B&C) will align in the future webberg.

    Start with a clean slate after the...
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    Nothing is definite when it comes to IR35 and the...

    Nothing is definite when it comes to IR35 and the 5th April, but accepting a contract where payment end before then is one that I would take.

    Others are more paranoid regarding assessments...
  32. How absolutely smashing for Mr Winfield. I...

    How absolutely smashing for Mr Winfield.

    I wouldn't rely on that if I was a contractor there, just because he was careful doesn't mean the others were/are.
  33. Yep, they will absolutely pick the 20th December...

    Yep, they will absolutely pick the 20th December for a mass mailout.
  34. Only until HMRC are up to strength and can do...

    Only until HMRC are up to strength and can do both.
  35. Poll: This. Vitality makes it bloody difficult to...

    This.

    Vitality makes it bloody difficult to make a claim, so much so that I never bothered using the company private insurance when I needed it.
  36. No, just getting out of GSK. Whether or not...

    No, just getting out of GSK.

    Whether or not they get an inside IR35 contract next is up to them, but this one is dead in the water whatever happens and I would drop it ASAP.
  37. I'd be handing in my notice of termination and...

    I'd be handing in my notice of termination and getting out asap.
  38. ...and let's not forget the tax scheme that...

    ...and let's not forget the tax scheme that provided you with that significant extra.
  39. Thread: GSK Crackdown

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    Companies are legally obligated to provide the...

    Companies are legally obligated to provide the information if HMRC demand it.
  40. They were probably very busy on Friday. Doing...

    They were probably very busy on Friday.

    Doing very important things.
  41. IPSE’s official response: The aggressive HMRC...

    IPSE’s official response:

    The aggressive HMRC letters to GSK contractors – IPSE explainer | IPSE
  42. Oh yes, I’m sure we will. ...

    Oh yes, I’m sure we will.

    <flexes banhammer>

    Oh, also FAOD, if I recognise ANY names trolling up here, I will add a flaming spike of FOAD to my ban.
  43. Thread: IR35 Myths

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    Sticky: This is what I meant. How many clients will be...

    This is what I meant. How many clients will be prepared to play second fiddle? Not many I would like think.
  44. ...or contact SafeCollections and let them help -...

    ...or contact SafeCollections and let them help - £12K would be worth it.

    (Yes, come out SC, we can see you lurking... :) )
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    My Dell has all that plus 500gb SSD and a...

    My Dell has all that plus 500gb SSD and a graphics card for my Enterprise Architect application.
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    It’s cost me twice as much as that in the past...

    It’s cost me twice as much as that in the past for a 24hr review.
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    Sticky: Stonehenge, who considers death threats...

    Stonehenge, who considers death threats hilarious.

    I however don't.

    1 month ban.
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    FTFY.

    FTFY.
  49. Ooh feck. :(

    Ooh feck. :(
  50. Only for the same contract I would think. ...

    Only for the same contract I would think.

    Those contractors who have been continuously accepting extensions for years from the same client will be in dodgy territory.

    Every contract needs to be...
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