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    Majority of my permie friends are now forlouged ...

    Majority of my permie friends are now forlouged

    This could go on until September




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    How can he write a letter if he is sick ? ...

    How can he write a letter if he is sick ?


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    Lol - yes Sent from my iPhone using...

    Lol - yes


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    It’s always 10 times worse than ever reported ...

    It’s always 10 times worse than ever reported

    A precaution tonight will be followed by talking someone else’s ventalator tomorrow followed by death on Friday


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    At least we don’t need to worry about ventilators...

    At least we don’t need to worry about ventilators anymore - as majority die when attached to them


    Coronavirus doctor reveals he is yet to get a patient off a ventilator alive and his hospital...
  6. Committed will turn into “goal’ then ‘hopefully’...

    Committed will turn into “goal’ then ‘hopefully’ then ‘at some point’ then ‘never’

    Standard mat Hancock play book here from supplier


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    Selfish wankerrs I just walked through the park,...

    Selfish wankerrs I just walked through the park, I stopped a rested a few times to take photos of topless girls sunbathing on the way for essential gin


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    And the 500million generated in death taxes thus...

    And the 500million generated in death taxes thus far

    120K and country will break even


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    Spelling Ffs It’s “fisting” Sent from my...

    Spelling Ffs

    It’s “fisting”


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    Excluding a few niche banks that that no one in...

    Excluding a few niche banks that that no one in there right mind would use for business banking


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    What business bank account takes over a day to...

    What business bank account takes over a day to make a payment ?

    To answer my own question = None




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    Queue jumping at Waitrose

    Few weeks ago it was all very polite, people trying to walk to front of an hour queue we’re politely told to go to the back and queue members gave a funny look

    Tonight it’s

    Where the fook are...
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    Grim predictions

    I’ve called a few thinks correct many weeks ago

    Stock markets and end of contracting

    Let me make a few more

    20% reading this thread today - will be dead in 8 weeks time

    Boris will be...
  14. You have heard IR35 has been delayed for a year?...

    You have heard IR35 has been delayed for a year? Why on earth would you even bother with a CEST test? Get your contract reviewed professionally if your not penny pinching


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    We will hit the 1000 per day dead tomorrow 8000 a...

    We will hit the 1000 per day dead tomorrow 8000 a day on Easter Friday


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    Nice one sir Sent from my iPhone using...

    Nice one sir


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  17. Back in the day I expensed a company race horse ...

    Back in the day I expensed a company race horse

    Ohhh the good old days


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  18. Point this out to them, they may have overlooked...

    Point this out to them, they may have overlooked this vital information and assume bau need no support


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    Replay here YouTube...

    Replay here


    YouTube


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    Fat bastards Sent from my iPhone using...

    Fat bastards


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    My Maserati filters the air - anyone know if this...

    My Maserati filters the air - anyone know if this includes virus???


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    You need to go to your dad tonight and tell him...

    You need to go to your dad tonight and tell him to stop working - you will cover his salary

    Long time deed people


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    The good thing about coronavirus is that we won’t...

    The good thing about coronavirus is that we won’t have every old person telling us about how they survived it


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    It’s legal


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  25. Hancock just promised 100K per day by end of...

    Hancock just promised 100K per day by end of April

    Holding post for 25K


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    It’s for key workers (like me) I will shake all...

    It’s for key workers (like me) I will shake all my neighbours hands for doing so


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    Indeed I would have binned him already Sent...

    Indeed I would have binned him already


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    Not in the same systems It’s all tokenised...

    Not in the same systems

    It’s all tokenised these days anyhoo


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    How on earth are the markets not in free fall?...

    How on earth are the markets not in free fall? They have only dropped 20% from peak




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    Banana


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    Working on IR35 Contracts

    Oo
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    Working on IR35 Contracts

    They should have been paying into your personal account not your business account. You were an employee of the 3rd party company

    Can the 3rd party not furlough you?



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  33. Does it need to be your finger ? Sent from...

    Does it need to be your finger ?


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    Some hero’s don’t wear capes

    I’ve been designated a key worker :)


    No more Queuing at Asda for wine and gin - front of the queue
    Mr policeman - let me pass (arrest these plebs)
    Children go to school
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  35. I think they are doing a tulipty job Sent...

    I think they are doing a tulipty job


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    Ask for a rise Sent from my iPhone using...

    Ask for a rise


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    I hear “tide” might have issues having so many...

    I hear “tide” might have issues having so many small companies and giving them big overdrafts (with big fees) - now panicking as lots of there customers are going under


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    Remember also to get your tax code changed pronto...

    Remember also to get your tax code changed pronto (if 40% taxpayer band) otherwise nasty shock further down the line


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    Cheers dude Sent from my iPhone using...

    Cheers dude


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    Slacker Sent from my iPhone using...

    Slacker


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    Ipse - webinar 2nd April

    Get your questions answered


    Coronavirus support: what can you get? | IPSE


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  42. Apologies if you thought I was accusing you of...

    Apologies if you thought I was accusing you of making up this “shaggy Dog story” I was meaning the payroller was giving you a “shaggy dog story” as we have seen many times in the past from agents and...
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    Depends on your working practices Sent from...

    Depends on your working practices


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    MVL ASAP - then in about 6-8 weeks time invest...

    MVL ASAP - then in about 6-8 weeks time invest lot into the stock market for 20% short term gain


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    I would switch back in a heartbeat Sent...

    I would switch back in a heartbeat


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  46. Shaggy dog story Sent from my iPhone using...

    Shaggy dog story


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    I see the FTSE 100 hitting 3800 in 5 weeks time -...

    I see the FTSE 100 hitting 3800 in 5 weeks time - get back in then


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  48. The midget one gathers pace Sent from my...

    The midget one gathers pace


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  49. Eeeeerrr I think it is clear The umbrella...

    Eeeeerrr I think it is clear

    The umbrella won’t fourlough him as they might never see say money back from GOV and god if they do it will be on his salary at very best


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    Nay the midget one had over 20K signs Sent...

    Nay the midget one had over 20K signs


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