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  1. Thread: Boomed

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    https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/banana-sunglases-h...

    https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/banana-sunglases-have-vacation-rest-thumb-up-vector-illustration-banana-sunglases-have-vacation-rest-thumb-up-126990475.jpg
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    "there ARE enough"

    "there ARE enough"
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    You give me that false dichotomy crap, you can...

    You give me that false dichotomy crap, you can cram it up your ass.
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    "sad, lonely, MISERABLE excuse for a life."

    "sad, lonely, MISERABLE excuse for a life."
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    There was an old abbess of Bicester, Who...

    There was an old abbess of Bicester,
    Who strapped a courgette on a Sister,
    Who buggered a Brother,
    While felching the Mother
    And getting the Bishop to fist 'er.
  7. Thread: Transport

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    https://i.imgflip.com/120ags.jpg

    https://i.imgflip.com/120ags.jpg
  8. Thread: Transport

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    At least the doner kebab smell from below will...

    At least the doner kebab smell from below will overwhelm the stench of fetid squirrel jizz.
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    For those of you who like arranging things alphabetically (you know who you are)

    The Siege of Belgrade


    AN Austrian army, awfully arrayed,
    Boldly by battery besieged Belgrade.
    Cossack commanders cannonading come,
    Dealing destruction's devastating doom.
    Every endeavor...
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    Stick.

    Stick.
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    You wouldn't want to compete with a vertebrate.

    You wouldn't want to compete with a vertebrate.
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    Only time I went to the Purple Turtle was a...

    Only time I went to the Purple Turtle was a Tuesday night in the '90s. I went for a pint after work (in London) on the Tuesday, don't remember getting to the PT, got home (in London) at 8:30 a.m....
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    So sorry to hear that. :(

    So sorry to hear that. :(
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    If it's you, 'cretinism' will be listed somewhere.

    If it's you, 'cretinism' will be listed somewhere.
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    But he's making a noise with his hands.

    But he's making a noise with his hands.
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    doogie's Christian milk of human kindness has...

    doogie's Christian milk of human kindness has turned sour.
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    Interim COVID-19 related governemnt stuff I saw...

    Interim COVID-19 related governemnt stuff I saw on LinkedIn if anyone is interested. Joe Pace posted on LinkedIn
  18. PC's never worked a day in his life.

    PC's never worked a day in his life.
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    It's fine.

    It's fine.
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    The NHS is in enough trouble with healthcare...

    The NHS is in enough trouble with healthcare workers contracting COVID-19, let alone the clap.
  21. He can reinvent himself as a keyboard sanitiser.

    He can reinvent himself as a keyboard sanitiser.
  22. https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/6...

    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61eG4P8sSAL._SX425_.jpg
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    The sentence you quote is grammatically correct,...

    The sentence you quote is grammatically correct, although stylistically clunky, I grant you.
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    Shauny knows how to haul a sack of spuds.

    Shauny knows how to haul a sack of spuds.
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    That made perfect grammatical sense. He has just...

    That made perfect grammatical sense. He has just spelled 'were' incorrectly.
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    That would make Bean sad and cross.

    That would make Bean sad and cross.
  27. 'Scheme' is such an ugly word.

    'Scheme' is such an ugly word.
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    Queue discipline must be critical for a NAAFI...

    Queue discipline must be critical for a NAAFI server during a public health emergency.
  29. I'm designing and implementing an IT solution to...

    I'm designing and implementing an IT solution to manage patients with COVID-19.
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    Somebody needs their Safe Space!

    Somebody needs their Safe Space!
  31. Don't upset them with facts.

    Don't upset them with facts.
  32. I have done some contract work around withdrawal...

    I have done some contract work around withdrawal of treatment clinical pathways. Current guidance is that the decision is made when ongoing treatment is not of overall benefit to the patient. I...
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    I have a letter that allows me to travel to...

    I have a letter that allows me to travel to healthcare facilities. Not a great benefit really.
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    That's the spirit! Ignore the proof that you are...

    That's the spirit! Ignore the proof that you are wrong and plough on regardless.

    I bet you think that the Western media has ignored the WHO's treatment of the Republic of China.
  35. That is bad.

    That is bad.
  36. Has Khan been telling lies?

    Has Khan been telling lies?
  37. FTFY

    FTFY
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    No doubt unixman will now revise his views on...

    No doubt unixman will now revise his views on Western media.
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    2 articles in March. 5 in February. 2 in January....

    2 articles in March. 5 in February. 2 in January.

    And here is the BBC: Uighurs - BBC News

    And the Telegraph: Uighurs - The Telegraph

    NYT: Uighurs - The New York Times
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    And an essential worker letter permitting travel.

    And an essential worker letter permitting travel.
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    It is patently untrue that the Western media...

    It is patently untrue that the Western media hasn't a bad word to say about PRC. See: Uighurs | World | The Guardian
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    I save my outrage for blue passports.

    I save my outrage for blue passports.
  43. Doesn't manage need for intubation. Doesn't...

    Doesn't manage need for intubation.
    Doesn't manage need for higher fractional inspired oxygen%.
    Fire risk?
    Engineering challenge.
    Oxygen supply chain?
  44. It's people like you who are talking the country...

    It's people like you who are talking the country into a public health crisis. IF everyone showed some stiff upper lip and dosed up with Lemsip, it would all be fine.
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    All of your stuff isn't currently made...

    All of your stuff isn't currently made exclusively in China.
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    Absolutely contact Safe Collections. And invoice...

    Absolutely contact Safe Collections. And invoice the agency today.
  47. Nobody has the right to complain. That is...

    Nobody has the right to complain. That is democracy. They won. Get over it.
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    griped BR14.

    griped BR14.
  49. Thread: Panic buying

    by Old Greg
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    A wise whisky drinker has a high shelf and a...

    A wise whisky drinker has a high shelf and a short wife.
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    Is this when you knock on his door and say, 'Ive...

    Is this when you knock on his door and say, 'Ive come to mend your cooker?'
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