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    How can it be flat with 10 dimensions?

    How can it be flat with 10 dimensions?
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    Triggered? Nope. As for attacking the person,...

    Triggered? Nope. As for attacking the person, you should look a little closer to home for that kind of behaviour.
  3. Quality? You can't even spell the word!

    Quality? You can't even spell the word!
  4. Thread: Racism

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    If you have to ask then you're obviously racist!...

    If you have to ask then you're obviously racist!

    Do keep up!
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    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNTAueUWAAA_Pe5?format...

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNTAueUWAAA_Pe5?format=jpg&name=small
  6. Thread: ContractorUK

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    I've met you, yes, you will always be alone.

    I've met you, yes, you will always be alone.
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    I'm genuinely asking you whether you've a...

    I'm genuinely asking you whether you've a problem. You seem to have been on a downer since the Brexit referendum result. Even more so since January 31st.

    Oh well, **** you loser!
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    I rest my case...

    I rest my case...
  9. Thread: Unemployed

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    Be careful where you shove that thumb!

    Be careful where you shove that thumb!
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    Are you ill? Perhaps you should spend some time...

    Are you ill? Perhaps you should spend some time away from the Brexit forum, it doesn't appear to be doing you any good at all.
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    Where can we deport this one to? Religion and...

    Where can we deport this one to?

    Religion and Terrorism...

    St Paul's bomb plot: IS supporter Safiyya Shaikh pleads guilty!
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    The Red Rose, painted red with the blood of...

    The Red Rose, painted red with the blood of slaughtered Yorkshiremen. I think the term "dislike" might not be strong enough.

    Personally IDGAS - I'm a proud Lancastrian!
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    Aye, right. Is that true or did you hear it on...

    Aye, right. Is that true or did you hear it on the BBC?
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    What do you think the Beatles did before they...

    What do you think the Beatles did before they were famous, half the bloody UK acts from the 50s and 60s toured Europe before they made it big - predominantly Germany! All this before FoM. They...
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    Sticky: Daily Report ######## Location - Bolton sur...

    Daily Report
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    Location - Bolton sur les Collines

    Weather - Grey and inclement

    Parish Notes - Wife and offspring still in Ireland. Finishing work at 13:00, take the cat for a walk -...
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    :yay: Can I molest your wife again while...

    :yay:

    Can I molest your wife again while you're away?

    Lot's of love,

    Brillo.
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    Sticky: Bright and sunny up on't hill! Bloody weather...

    Bright and sunny up on't hill!

    Bloody weather doesn't know what it's doing!

    Never mind, 15:30 finish! :D
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    Because they is too thick to stop. Like...

    Because they is too thick to stop. Like racehorses.
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    You see when you start getting petulant I know...

    You see when you start getting petulant I know you're becoming upset.

    Go and have a lie down in your safe space, you'll feel better.
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    I'll have an insult please Carol! Why restrict...

    I'll have an insult please Carol!

    Why restrict your tulipe to the Brexit forum?
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    By ripping the piss out of people who post in the...

    By ripping the piss out of people who post in the wrong part of the forum.

    :wave:
  22. Thread: Vogons

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    I don't know if it's factual and I certainly...

    I don't know if it's factual and I certainly wasn't changing the subject.

    Also, which part of "Another inneresting fact" did you not understand to be acknowledging your "fact"?

    Just asking so...
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    I answered your question. You asked me if I'd...

    I answered your question. You asked me if I'd like to show you and I said "No". Off you pop fritz.
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    Not really, nope. Off you pop.

    Not really, nope. Off you pop.
  25. Thread: Vogons

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    Very inneresting. Another inneresting fact is...

    Very inneresting.

    Another inneresting fact is that i play HHGTTG under CP/M on my home designed and built Z80 and Z180 computers.

    How's that for a furry analgesic?
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    Indeed. :hug:

    Indeed. :hug:
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    Shirley?

    Shirley?
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    Well if you got a crack on and didn't make such a...

    Well if you got a crack on and didn't make such a song and dance about it...
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    According to Scoots and Barmy-Darmy, Germany *is*...

    According to Scoots and Barmy-Darmy, Germany *is* the new promised land.
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    Sticky: Same up here in Bolton sur les Collines! I blame...

    Same up here in Bolton sur les Collines! I blame the fact that we're "sur les Collines!"...
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    Really? Thanks for that. Tell me why!...

    Really? Thanks for that.

    Tell me why!
    Mittwochs mag ich nicht!
    Tell me why!
    Mittwochs mag ich nicht!
    Ich mag nicht!
    Ich mag nicht!
    Mittwochs mag ich nicht!
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    Surely they don't do that kind of thing in the...

    Surely they don't do that kind of thing in the land of Milk and Honey.
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    "That's the last blind date I'm going on!"

    "That's the last blind date I'm going on!"
  34. Fair enough, YMMV. I wish you luck.

    Fair enough, YMMV. I wish you luck.
  35. Thread: Vogons

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    You're JohnTheBike in drag, aren't you?

    You're JohnTheBike in drag, aren't you?
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    Shine

    Shine
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    Rising

    Rising
  38. Why not? Your net rate would still be higher...

    Why not? Your net rate would still be higher than a permies gross.
  39. Thread: Vegans

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    When there's a vegan substitute for this...

    When there's a vegan substitute for this, then I'll contemplate going vegan!
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    hit!

    hit!
  41. Die protestantische Ethik und der Geist des...

    Die protestantische Ethik und der Geist des Kapitalismus!

    FTW!
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    Sticky: Morning all! Daily Report ######## ...

    Morning all!

    Daily Report
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    Location - Bolton sur les Collines

    Weather - Dark, moderately warm breeze

    Mood - Dark, moderately warm
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    I had the hots for her when I was young and...

    I had the hots for her when I was young and impressionable.

    "If something blew up, I would think, 'Oh Christ! What wire goes where?'" :laugh
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    Sticky: Homemade Pea and Ham! Would be my suggestion...

    Homemade Pea and Ham! Would be my suggestion...
  45. Thread: Sue Ellen

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    Never mind Sue Ellen, where's L*cy?

    Never mind Sue Ellen, where's L*cy?
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    Surprised you left there with your wallet, never...

    Surprised you left there with your wallet, never mind your wheels...
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    Indeed, and as we're now doing a Groucho they can...

    Indeed, and as we're now doing a Groucho they can 'eff off!
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    So, Spain want Gibraltar, the French want fishing...

    So, Spain want Gibraltar, the French want fishing rights, the Greeks want the Elgin Marbles, Germany doesn't want competition. What else is on the EU shopping list?
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    Well done Spesh!

    Well done Spesh!
  50. Thread: Who was this?

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    Our building is next to Amazon in Bolton. We...

    Our building is next to Amazon in Bolton.

    We watch the AmaZombies shuffling in to work in the morning...
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