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    Not in my house. You would find yourself with...

    Not in my house.

    You would find yourself with only black socks and still doing the washing.
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    YouTube (https://youtu.be/MEiZvfU_kE4)

    YouTube
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    How many times have you been divorced?

    How many times have you been divorced?
  4. How about those who do pull their fingers out not...

    How about those who do pull their fingers out not being discriminated against due to their names.
    After all it isn't their fault their parents called them something like "Mohammed." Why your name...
  5. Thread: Sue Ellen

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    It is/was.

    It is/was.
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    You are coming out as non-binary ?

    You are coming out as non-binary ?
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    I'm around. Just busy....

    I'm around.

    Just busy....
  8. Thread: Vegans

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    I like Vegans if they are not from the UK and...

    I like Vegans if they are not from the UK and North America as they treat their lifestyle and/or religious choice as a matter of fact and don't preach to you about animals.
  9. Thread: Javid resigns

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    TMI

    TMI
  10. She needs to apply for Bangladeshi citizenship. ...

    She needs to apply for Bangladeshi citizenship.

    Now if you were the Bangladeshi government would you give it to her? Or would you be ensuring your laws meant she definitely can't have it? After...
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    "The list of the damned" is more appropriate

    "The list of the damned" is more appropriate
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    Gordon's reveal all?

    Gordon's reveal all?
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    Screams.... (Or whatever women stereotypically...

    Screams....

    (Or whatever women stereotypically do.)
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    Are you 20? Or Italian?

    Are you 20? Or Italian?
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    They would be too busy laughing - ever seen Boris...

    They would be too busy laughing - ever seen Boris dressed for his daily run? :sick
  16. Oh and you need to do the multiple phone calls...

    Oh and you need to do the multiple phone calls not leave it to your accountant.
  17. It takes many months to claim any maternity...

    It takes many months to claim any maternity payments of HMRC. In the case of limited companies the money is credited to your company's NI account then if you are still in credit at the end of the tax...
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    Only if we are lucky....

    Only if we are lucky....
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    :eek

    :eek
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    Not everyone is a druggie drunk like you. ...

    Not everyone is a druggie drunk like you.

    Some people never were and others grew tired of it.
  21. Mine wasn't but they are now blocked. Especially...

    Mine wasn't but they are now blocked. Especially as they do not understand the word "No"
  22. Ahh yours is a Corbynite. Mine is...

    Ahh yours is a Corbynite.<swear word>

    Mine is a minister under this shambles of a government so no point writing to him.
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    Poll: Racist!

    Racist!
  24. Poll: I'm so glad I'm not Northern Irish, a politician...

    I'm so glad I'm not Northern Irish, a politician or in the armed forces....


    Bomb Bomb Bomb....
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    Poll: Just avoid London, Slough, Birmingham,...

    Just avoid London, Slough, Birmingham, Manchester....
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    Poll: I can get "delightful boisterous" children to...

    I can get "delightful boisterous" children to behave without smacking them. Though I have lost a few....
  27. Thread: Gender

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    Not all cis-females are paid less as it's an...

    Not all cis-females are paid less as it's an average. (It's the median)

    So as a cis-man the person would be on the average wage for a male. As a cis-woman the same person would be on above average...
  28. Only if you are a guy...

    Only if you are a guy...
  29. Most babies aren't born by C-section.

    Most babies aren't born by C-section.
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    Nah completely clean...

    Nah completely clean...
  31. BJ is full of tulip. The Germans are still...

    BJ is full of tulip.

    The Germans are still waiting for his alternative plan for the UK/Irish Border.
  32. Corbyn has been advised to sit and wait for the...

    Corbyn has been advised to sit and wait for the Conservatives to implode...
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    May you live in interesting times...

    May you live in interesting times...
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    Gosh that food is making me hungry and I'm not...

    Gosh that food is making me hungry and I'm not even hungover...
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    What is your client base? I had a role where...

    What is your client base?

    I had a role where the organisation decided to save money by ensuring contractors didn't have desks and that included hot desks. On the couple of days per month I went...
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    I was suppose to have all mine removed at 20. ...

    I was suppose to have all mine removed at 20.

    They were suppose to remove all 4 but in the end they just removed the impacted one causing all the trouble on the bottom.

    Had it done under local...
  37. Did the would-be mugger live?

    Did the would-be mugger live?
  38. But then you wouldn't have had such an...

    But then you wouldn't have had such an interesting life...
  39. Nope. PAY YOUR TAXES !

    Nope.

    PAY YOUR TAXES !
  40. To be fair the British do quite a good job of...

    To be fair the British do quite a good job of selling the country to foreign nationals from afar.
  41. Don't confuse him with current immigration laws.

    Don't confuse him with current immigration laws.
  42. :violin:

    :violin:
  43. Not his fault his partners prefer to live in...

    Not his fault his partners prefer to live in trees.
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    Depends what you want it for as previously said....

    Depends what you want it for as previously said.

    If you want to listen to music around the house then Google's monthly subscription apparently works out cheaper.
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    That's probably because you are. (I've...

    That's probably because you are.



    (I've heard you are a nice person in real life though. )
  46. LSE = university so must be lefty...

    LSE = university so must be lefty...
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    Thank his chancellor's knowledge of history...

    Thank his chancellor's knowledge of history...
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    Stop drinking beer - it will make you fat(ter)

    Stop drinking beer - it will make you fat(ter)
  49. The courts are lenient because the prisons are...

    The courts are lenient because the prisons are full.

    As long as you are intelligent enough to grove to the judiciary so showing remorse when brought before them there is no need to bang you up.
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    That's cos you are inbred.

    That's cos you are inbred.
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