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    Stop drinking beer - it will make you fat(ter)

    Stop drinking beer - it will make you fat(ter)
  2. The courts are lenient because the prisons are...

    The courts are lenient because the prisons are full.

    As long as you are intelligent enough to grove to the judiciary so showing remorse when brought before them there is no need to bang you up.
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    That's cos you are inbred.

    That's cos you are inbred.
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    Not true. Oral, cervical and anal cancers can...

    Not true.

    Oral, cervical and anal cancers can be caused by sex.
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    Everything causes cancer. The secret us...

    Everything causes cancer.

    The secret us everything in moderation.
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    That's probably safer all round.

    That's probably safer all round.
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    You can have your heterosexual civil partnership...

    You can have your heterosexual civil partnership in May next year.

    Though she can still split from you and takes all your monies.
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    Piss off

    Piss off
  9. They can't check so say "Yes".

    They can't check so say "Yes".
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    Some agents are immature. Instead of blocking...

    Some agents are immature.

    Instead of blocking the agency block the individual agent, as when they move companies - which loads do frequently - they take their attitude with them.
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    They don't expire but they encourage you gently...

    They don't expire but they encourage you gently to get a new one as it isn't photo ID.
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    Don't know why I nearly threw up in my mouth...

    Don't know why I nearly threw up in my mouth...
  13. Thread: Corbyn as PM?

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    He would renationalise Water Companies as well so...

    He would renationalise Water Companies as well so either bills would go down or they would waste more on infrastructure.

    Though renationalising telecoms, gas and electricity would be a *******...
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    Most female contractors don't tend to frequent...

    Most female contractors don't tend to frequent such establishments.
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    They can ask but there is no proof you have been...

    They can ask but there is no proof you have been on one. This was found out as some people have managed to do a couple in 3 years.
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    Agents frequently cut old roles of your CV so I...

    Agents frequently cut old roles of your CV so I wouldn't worry about having one liners.

    Oh and I've experienced age discrimination the opposite way - I was told I was too young for some roles so I...
  17. Thread: Cv porkies

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    I find it's half a dozen of one and half a dozen...

    I find it's half a dozen of one and half a dozen of the other.

    Lots of roles I do don't exist in the traditional sense and I find older recruitment agents and clients are aware they won't get an...
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    A song thrush. Instead you get some squawking...

    A song thrush.

    Instead you get some squawking species native to the Himalayas.
  19. My eyes hurt! Oh well least such "interesting"...

    My eyes hurt!

    Oh well least such "interesting" sites get noticed...
  20. How often will you have to work in Europe? And...

    How often will you have to work in Europe? And for what periods?
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    Who cares, he's like Ian Beale. I'm just...

    Who cares, he's like Ian Beale.

    I'm just loving it how all the papers have been turning on thus tulip government. The Telegraph normally goes after HMRC while The Sun is going after the DWP and...
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    Actually you do have bench time worries. If...

    Actually you do have bench time worries.

    If you aren't making money for the company particularly if you are in a senior role then they give you X weeks then make you redundant.

    This is why...
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    He wasn't an idiot. He was highly functioning...

    He wasn't an idiot. He was highly functioning autistic so socially inept.
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    Wasn't St Lucia a British colony? Lots of...

    Wasn't St Lucia a British colony? Lots of anti-gay laws are colonial left overs, which haven't been repealed as the British did a good job at "educating" the local population.
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    HMRC trying it on with self-assessment

    Homeless man fined by HMRC for filing his tax return late

    A judge branded HMRC behaviour "ridiculous" and "a scandal" after the tax office attempted to fine a homeless man £1600 for filing his tax...
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    He may have to go there in person 30-45 minutes...

    He may have to go there in person 30-45 minutes before appointments are released and line up to get one.

    Had to do this at my old GP practice.

    Current GP practice in the same area I just phone...
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    Buried News - Public Health Grant Cuts

    Government buried this on the last working day before Christmas - Government slammed for public health grant cuts | Public Finance

    Just don't get an STI now will you....
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    Uber lose appeal

    They ain't self-employed Uber loses appeal over driver employment rights

    Uber loses appeal over driver employment rights | Technology | The Guardian
  29. The problem she had is that she hadn't learnt...

    The problem she had is that she hadn't learnt when to call it a day. One reason I get my contracts properly reviewed is if any client, regardless of sector, tries to pull those stunts I can walk out...
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    Bloody fix!

    Bloody fix!
  31. Thread: SW rail...

    by SueEllen
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    Don't worry Virgin will give you back the cost of...

    Don't worry Virgin will give you back the cost of a days internet connection if you complain and you are on a business plan...
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    If you cannot go send a representative with id....

    If you cannot go send a representative with id. Just email the accountant before hand that your named representative is coming to get your receipts.
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    X factor and football clearly aren't working.

    X factor and football clearly aren't working.
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    Unfair - I worked in one team in 10 years with a...

    Unfair - I worked in one team in 10 years with a customer representative. So that's about 10% of the teams I've worked on who are doing "agile".
  35. Thread: Ir35 2020

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    LOL

    LOL
  36. Thread: Ir35 2020

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    Seriously do people not realise: 1. IR35 already...

    Seriously do people not realise:
    1. IR35 already exists in the private sector
    2. You cannot opt-out
    3. The chancellor has given agencies, large enterprises and medium sized companies time to put...
  37. Thread: Ir35 2020

    by SueEllen
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    Oh dear!!

    Oh dear!!
  38. Only if you have a few 100k to spend on a court...

    Only if you have a few 100k to spend on a court case.
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    Have you asked then nicely if you could pay fully...

    Have you asked then nicely if you could pay fully for fencing and any associated work so the fencing could be a straight line? Also explain why it is a good idea from their point of view to have a...
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    So that's the problem...

    So that's the problem...
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    WTF?

    WTF?
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    OP I had someone go into the back of me when...

    OP I had someone go into the back of me when doing a journey like yours a few years ago. The insurer paid out as I had class 1 business insurance. They even allowed me to get a larger rental car...
  43. Squirrel and cute don't fit in the same sentence....

    Squirrel and cute don't fit in the same sentence. Bloody vermin...

    Sent from my ONEPLUS A3003 using Contractor UK Forum mobile app
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    He will be killed first

    He will be killed first
  45. No insurance company will cover you for a...

    No insurance company will cover you for a blantant criminal act.

    Oh and OP posting things on the internet using your real name while under a criminal investigation is bloody stupid, but then you...
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    They don't like her in America...

    They don't like her in America...
  47. If you do one thing dodgy they will look into...

    If you do one thing dodgy they will look into other things and claim that things you have done perfectly correctly are done wrong causing you a much bigger headache.
  48. Like they are allowed to tell us what they used...

    Like they are allowed to tell us what they used to come in.
  49. If you plan on climbing the corporate ladder get...

    If you plan on climbing the corporate ladder get a perm job first then do your MBA otherwise don't bother.
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    But your company has the insurance to cover the...

    But your company has the insurance to cover the £x millions owed not you. The pimp is presuming everyone has £x million in assets which is stupid. I've pointed this out to many a pimp. There are...
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