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  1. So right. I caught H whooping Cough ten years...

    So right. I caught H
    whooping Cough ten years ago from Jonny Foreigner IT person working on a FTV. I blacked out several times trying to breath. X-ray of my lungs were yuck. It took two years to...
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    And from personal experience I can say the EU...

    And from personal experience I can say the EU emigrants that I have come across working in coffee shops and as cleaners are very hard working compared with most Brits and others.
  3. Your are obviously totally ignorant about medical...

    Your are obviously totally ignorant about medical matters yet you believe you know better than qualified medics and chemists with decades of experience. Conversely, you would no doubt criticize IT...
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    The cheaper inkjet printers have the head built...

    The cheaper inkjet printers have the head built in the ink cartridge; they will always dry out. The more expensive inkjets have a separate head. The printer with wakeup every so often and clean the...
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    Primark is throw-away quality rather than wash...

    Primark is throw-away quality rather than wash and reuse hence the queue to replace soiled clothes.
  6. The biggest misconception is the work on the...

    The biggest misconception is the work on the vaccine started when the pandemic began.
    Before Covid, 330 people had been given ChAdOx1 based-vaccines for diseases ranging from flu to Zika virus, and...
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    Make yourself comfy, sit down and have a cup of...

    Make yourself comfy, sit down and have a cup of tea. Do you want the telly on? The telly! The telly! do you want it on? Look there... do you want it on?
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    He's a failed comedian and friend of Farrage, he...

    He's a failed comedian and friend of Farrage, he is now added to the other idiots at Talk Sport but it seems he has real madness.
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    It's a result of Brexit

    It's a result of Brexit
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    If it's a B2B, the Bank will have first charge on...

    If it's a B2B, the Bank will have first charge on the property and no doubt they will want a director's guarantee and a huge deposit. Offshore is out unless its 100% cash.

    You could try...
  11. Thread: Debenhams

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UIuIxjtyrY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UIuIxjtyrY
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    French Residency update

    Can't be bothered to copy and paste.


    https://www.thelocal.fr/20201130/france-publishes-income-guide-for-british-people-after-brexit
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    More likely you are having general wifi issues....

    More likely you are having general wifi issues. Have you tried downloading wifi scanning software and troubleshooting?

    One way out is to connect the printer via an RJ45 on the router. It will then...
  14. Thread: Debenhams

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    That reminds me, John Lewis was rather good last...

    That reminds me, John Lewis was rather good last Christmas with free drinks and snacks. I got thoroughly pi$$ed for free and bought nothing.
  15. Thread: Debenhams

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    Debenhams, a department store made up of...

    Debenhams, a department store made up of concessions and franchises that has lost its way. It has zero attractiveness.
    Department stores used to be about shopping with service in comfortable...
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    Laser colour costs a fortune to run and the cheap...

    Laser colour costs a fortune to run and the cheap ones are rather rubbish therefore I get my important colour work done
    professionally. My home office colour work is done on inkjet with an old...
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    Bollox as usual

    Bollox as usual
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    The UK's New Open Door Immigration Policy

    It appears that immigration to the UK will be easier after 1st January.

    Visa applications will be on line and all that is needed is , to be proficient in English, and earn at least £25,600....
  19. Thread: #metoo $$$

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    #metoo $$$

    #metoo $$$ Loads of money



    Time's Up organization raised $3.6m in 2018 but most of the cash went on salaries not victims | Daily Mail Online
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    He's already ate the turkey and left the bones...

    He's already ate the turkey and left the bones for the creditors.
  21. You would pay a lot of council tax

    You would pay a lot of council tax
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    It's the EU's fault, they stole all the cards

    It's the EU's fault, they stole all the cards
  23. And some people believed the Brexit lies

    And some people believed the Brexit lies

    Reasons to leave the EU, objections answered and alternatives |
  24. And some people believed the Brexit lies

    And some people believed the Brexit lies

    Reasons to leave the EU, objections answered and alternatives |
  25. Thread: The jabs...

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    It's not injected in the arm. It only works on...

    It's not injected in the arm. It only works on the buttocks.
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    It's not about a viewpoint, it's about...

    It's not about a viewpoint, it's about anti-vaxers and anti-maskers spreading misinformation to dissuade others from having a vaccination and wearing masks.
  27. Thread: Got in car crash

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFULP7UKxUA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFULP7UKxUA
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    Hello stranger, you may like this remix. NB:...

    Hello stranger, you may like this remix.

    NB: Lyrics tongue in cheek are NSFW!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMUfg75kZwk
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    Does anyone have the latest Apple?

    New apple variety discovered by Wiltshire jogger - BBC News

    New apple variety discovered by Wiltshire jogger
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    It's free insurance. If there is a God then OK...

    It's free insurance. If there is a God then OK Paradise or Hell will be the outcome. If there is no God, then the big red button on the side (IBM PC) is switched off and the hard disk smashed up; he...
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    Camera lenses are normally on both sides of the...

    Camera lenses are normally on both sides of the phone.
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    If you set up your camera-phone on a mount and...

    If you set up your camera-phone on a mount and use a voice command to take the photo it would be done legally.

    Case dismissed.
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    In retaliation the UK will impose a 2% tax on...

    In retaliation the UK will impose a 2% tax on lederhosen.
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    LOL, this looks similar to clip from a school...

    LOL, this looks similar to clip from a school movie I made in the early 60s, I thought the showing would be just a one-off school treat but it was shown for the next 30 years. The original is now...
  35. Israel & USA would not do it themselves but they...

    Israel & USA would not do it themselves but they would pay locals to do it.
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    How was Exeter?

    How was Exeter?
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    Fair Cop II "The Sausage"

    PC had sex with woman in Launceston police station toilet

    PC had sex with woman in Launceston police station toilet - BBC News
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    He was obviously having a bad day

    He was obviously having a bad day
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    As an atheist, I still think the life or legend...

    As an atheist, I still think the life or legend of JC was pretty good compared with other religions.
    JC enjoyed life, and enjoyed food and wine. It spoke with fallen women and he did not preach...
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    Religion is often used as a get-out clause for a...

    Religion is often used as a get-out clause for a person's own responsibility. An example close to home is a business man who is grossly incompetent blames all of his misfortunes on being punished for...
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    It's looking like a no-deal thus leaving January...

    It's looking like a no-deal thus leaving January 2021 which will go down in history as the month of catastrophe. During January BoJo's team will be panicked into making an interim deal; indeed a...
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    Virgin births in history pre-date Christian Jesus...

    Virgin births in history pre-date Christian Jesus Christmas story
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    Interestingly, the virgin birth seems to have...

    Interestingly, the virgin birth seems to have been added on to the story sometime after the death of Christ; the reason being, historically gods were traditionally born of virgins.

    You may be...
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    Some are more b*llux than others. The most...

    Some are more b*llux than others. The most laughable one is the Koran says that a fly has poison in one wing and the antidote in the other wing, so if a fly falls in your drink you must push the...
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    By faith we understand that the worlds were...

    By faith we understand that the worlds were prepared by the word of God, so that what is seen was not made out of things which are visible” (Hebrews 11:3). ‘

    :confused:


    Cosmologist Alexander...
  46. Going bankrupt ...

    Going bankrupt

    https://www.duncancamping.co.uk/ekmps/shops/duncancamping/images/gb-sticker-large-oval-6075-p.png
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    18 months in the same roll is too long ...

    18 months in the same roll is too long

    https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/mouldy-and-rotten-old-ham-roll-picture-id475034318
  48. And the usual issues with queues of trucks. ...

    And the usual issues with queues of trucks.


    https://www.kentonline.co.uk/_media/img/750x0/Q4C94MJJ55B0MV2G1TV0.jpg
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    Rule one; anyone disobeying an order will be...

    Rule one; anyone disobeying an order will be shot.
    Rule two. See rule one
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    Supervisor Lidl £25,000

    Supervisor Lidl £25,000
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