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    Then things don't bode well for you, do they?

    Then things don't bode well for you, do they?
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    Yes, talk to an accountant.

    Yes, talk to an accountant.
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    I'm quite willing to bury the hatchet... :smokin

    I'm quite willing to bury the hatchet... :smokin
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    Well, Austria does have a teensy bit of history...

    Well, Austria does have a teensy bit of history with regards to psychopaths.

    #JustSaying
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    "With seven employees based in India, he says the...

    "With seven employees based in India, he says the software ensures "there is some level of accountability" and helps plug the time difference."

    I doubt he'd get away with that level of scrutiny in...
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    I'm assuming that definitions of the words are...

    I'm assuming that definitions of the words are provided for the inclusion of Millenials in this "jolly jape"?
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    We're used to you, don't worry about it.

    We're used to you, don't worry about it.
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    You're still a f'kin' leech.

    You're still a f'kin' leech.
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    F'kin leech!

    F'kin leech!
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    "I did not have sexual relations with that pie."...

    "I did not have sexual relations with that pie." - Alex Salmond
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    I used to pay UK National Insurance and German...

    I used to pay UK National Insurance and German Income Tax. Saved me a few bob.
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    I inherited my Dad's shares in BP, he used to...

    I inherited my Dad's shares in BP, he used to reinvest the dividends which is why I ended up with a rather strange amount of shares. I've just changed from payment of dividends to reinvesting too. ...
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    In my defence I was probably banned at that point...

    In my defence I was probably banned at that point in time. It's all a bit of a blur.
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    That lot was funnier last year ...

    That lot was funnier last year when it was first posted. Have you anything more recent?
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    Why would they? Something tells me you're...

    Why would they?

    Something tells me you're going to fail at the telephone interview stage.
  16. Their side-effects appear to be troublesome.

    Their side-effects appear to be troublesome.
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    He hasn't the balls to tell you. My EUA and...

    He hasn't the balls to tell you.

    My EUA and GGP shares are doing quite well btw... Thanks for asking.
  18. Poll: You're telling me, they stink!

    You're telling me, they stink!
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    You saw what you wanted to see, biatch!

    You saw what you wanted to see, biatch!
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    If your Mistress is at your home then you're very...

    If your Mistress is at your home then you're very brave, very stupid or you have a very understanding wife.
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    Because they're crap. Hth.

    Because they're crap.

    Hth.
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    Not just Texas - https://youtu.be/OQ7uq04fEjs

    Not just Texas -
    https://youtu.be/OQ7uq04fEjs
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    Who's been watching "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"? ...

    Who's been watching "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"?



    Isn't that known colloquially as "doing an Elvis"?
  24. Thread: Ocado

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    No it isn't and no you don't. :wink

    No it isn't and no you don't. :wink
  25. Thread: Croydon Again

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    So you didn't really mitigate that specific risk,...

    So you didn't really mitigate that specific risk, did you?
  26. Thread: Croydon Again

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    How did you get to the taxi?

    How did you get to the taxi?
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    Do you mean "Transport For London"?

    Do you mean "Transport For London"?
  28. Thread: Ocado

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    When did *you* join the WI?

    When did *you* join the WI?
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    I blame the fat bastard who ate too much...

    I blame the fat bastard who ate too much liquorice.
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    Just checked my bank account - BP divvies arrived...

    Just checked my bank account - BP divvies arrived today! :music::yay::music::yay::music:
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    Death of the Celtic Tiger... NSFW ...

    Death of the Celtic Tiger... NSFW

    https://youtu.be/uohkzKy_dJc
  32. Thread: Brexit boost

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    NSFW https://youtu.be/tCfv1cUFAug

    NSFW


    https://youtu.be/tCfv1cUFAug
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    Been here for Donkey's years. I've witnessed...

    Been here for Donkey's years.

    I've witnessed the rise of the pond scum. Can't say the site has improved with age.

    FOOG.
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    Don't be jealous. You'll have OG praying for you.

    Don't be jealous. You'll have OG praying for you.
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    Running away to Ireland, now there's failure for...

    Running away to Ireland, now there's failure for you.
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    Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee? ...

    Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee?

    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/t5ppjuXwCgPOeGt7h9QurG4NHV0G0Ln4R-KdoZB85m7om8j653fcslLKPrWNQJp8UOj8CDduXrgg2be4wMMebsfOHB1hZ1JwbIbnfLYAd_iH3bI
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    And that you're AtW in drag....

    And that you're AtW in drag.
    https://media1.tenor.com/images/3a885346b90dee9bcccf70f37611391c/tenor.gif
  38. Babe was obviously an outlier in the educating...

    Babe was obviously an outlier in the educating pork stakes then, eh?
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    Life's too short to waste it on the motorway.

    Life's too short to waste it on the motorway.
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    That make I (and CM) very sad. :hug:

    That make I (and CM) very sad. :hug:
  41. Really?

    Really?
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    Why take any side? Leave 'em to it.

    Why take any side? Leave 'em to it.
  43. Crap Mods.

    Crap Mods.
  44. If she's 20 then she had a bloody tough...

    If she's 20 then she had a bloody tough paper-round!
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    Nitrate

    Nitrate
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    Speaking of which, any tit pics going spare?

    Speaking of which, any tit pics going spare?
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    Will this...

    Will this do?
  48. Did you type that tulipe on your phone?

    Did you type that tulipe on your phone?
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    Severed squirrel paw?

    Severed squirrel paw?
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    Poll: Who moved to Ireland. Did you marry a sex-kitten...

    Who moved to Ireland. Did you marry a sex-kitten just as she turned into a cat?


    https://youtu.be/2wBUYG6_YMI
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