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Sorry, thought you meant CUK members about to cark it. :igmc:

ITAR - that's a drawback.

Why does it make perfect sense? You point a gun at a policeman, suicide by cop.

If you're too stupid to understand that fact then you're too stupid to live, be you black, white, yellow or red -...

The man is a prize twunt but to my knowledge he's not used his "respectable family man image" to gain advantage. YEMD.

Does an MP have to disclose his/her sexual preference to the electorate?
...

The hiding?

FFS, is it any of your business?

So, don't supply your services to the Public Sector!

Simples!

Given the generous Civil Service pensions, you soft twats should go permy!

Spod - In "supplying military services via a private...

Ftfy

15 plate E220 - £30 Road Tax and easily does 60+mpg.

7 Speed auto box, loads of toys.

Bought it when it was 9 months old and saved ~£15k on the new price.

Very comfy and keeps me out of...

He's shown more self control than you have. :winker:

Buy land, they're not making any more.

Apart from the Chinese...

I usually find that a bottle of Whisky or a couple of bottles of wine in a nice presentation box go down well.

If they're T-Total, F*** 'em!

And not in the biblical sense, the self righteous...

If the odour offends thy nostrils my dear, there's always the option to exit stage left.

We haven't left yet, and my bet is that something will happen between now and 2019 that will stop us from leaving.

The Government isn't hedging its bets, it's plotting a scheme!

Expect an...

Affected?

I'm afflicted, how much do I get?

'king foreigner! :ladybags:

OK, It's no secret that NAT and I have history but let's put this aside.

Over the past 12 months, I've self moderated my postings, that doesn't mean that I've not been looking around the forum in...

Oh goody!

If only we all had something more interesting to do.

Maybe this site could be starved.

Note to admin...
Sorry old chap but it's got to be said.

You too! :happy

Maybe as a now "old codger" I don't like change.

It doesn't help when one of your moderators appears to be openly goading members so that he can ban them.

It's no secret that...

It's about time we threw off the yokes of oppression.

This forum used to be brilliant before it went all PC and more tarts joined. Inclusion doesn't enrich, it dilutes.

Hopefully you'll get the birch.

Are we assuming her marriage wasn't fruitful?

Black lives matter no more than that of any one else.

If you choose to live by the attitude problem then be prepared to die by the same.

I assume you're being ironic.

Actually I'm just going to keep the above statement as a record.

What I really meant to say was... now is the time we learn to keep our eyes open and our risk...

FTFY :p

National Trust - Formby
https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/formby

Extended for another 6 months - Been here at a company that's notorious for ditching contractors after 2 years; for soon to be 4 years.

Just thought I'd rub Wilmslow and Suity's nose in the sh!t....

FTFY - pro-bono

Your cynicism demonstrates your lack of flexibility, drive and ambition. You're obsolete.

I'm good, just been extended for another 6 months. Been here the best part of 4 years now.

This company started as a 2 man consultancy, in a garage, in what became known as Silicon Valley. :wink

Another contract about to go titsup? Quelle surprise!

You do have some very impressive public conveniences in Rothesay. Those and a very nice "Pay & Display" Marina that I've used many times in the past. :wave:

Wrap it round an oak tree.

His two autobiography's are a good read/listen on Audible.

Another autobiography that I would commend to the audience is that of Sidney Poitier - The Measure of a Man.

His parents wanted him to have a challenging life but shied away from calling him "Sue"?

With respect, you've your own tulip to sort out. Surely there's a "grassy knoll" or a "book repository" overlooking Ms Sturgeon's journey to or from Holyrood or Bute House!

Nope.

Actually, on reflection yes, SueEllen, she scares the beejeezus out of me. How can someone that insane still remain free to wander the planet?

So, you always were a "red".

Come the Revolution mate, you're 2nd or 3rd against the wall.

See you in court. :nerd

It's already been stated widely that although we welcome the (very plentiful) trade offers from the rest of the world, we can't do anything until we've "shed our current...

John 8:7
Matthew 7:1
Romans 2:1

Bloody hell, this is like chess!

Just because I'm not a Christian it doesn't mean that I haven't read your comic.

Follow the Gourd!

How about "growing the f**k up and getting a real life?"

Am I permitted to respond to this post?

Just asking, like.

'coz if I could respond I'd say... "Doesn't matter what you may promise the blinkered lefty twats, you'll never get your opinion past...

And there in lies the problem...

Elton John, the only tart with more angst than Adele...

Oh, sorry, I was under the impression that this was an open forum.

My bad.

So your answer although you believe it to be definitive, is merely obfuscation.

Maybe you should've kept your mouth shut lest you confirm your ignorance.

No one knows yet.

Just make sure we've got plenty of bullets.

She'll be our equivalent of Christine Lagarde, and yes, I would, both of 'em.

Until it fell off!

Only one person worse than Boris for the Foreign Secretary role, HRH The Duke of Edinburgh :laugh :laugh :laugh

Recently read his Autobiography - very interesting!

Certainly a better name than "Boaty McBoatyFace"!