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    I hope it's less than they paid for them. Not...

    I hope it's less than they paid for them.

    Not sure how they'll work a fair market price out for the 100k plastic sledges though.
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    I was out between Sept and Feb. If I had a single...

    I was out between Sept and Feb. If I had a single week in all that time with 7 roles that were true fits, not chancers, I would have danced naked on the town hall steps.

    0 roles IMO will be the...
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    Totally this.... Who in their right mind would go...

    Totally this.... Who in their right mind would go contracting right now. Just asking that question alone makes me think they really don't have a clue what contracting is.
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    And birds of a feather flock together.

    And birds of a feather flock together.
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    I've a feeling we are going to finding new...

    I've a feeling we are going to finding new infromation out for the next 20 posts as we try unravel this one.
  6. I think they will be OK with you bending the...

    I think they will be OK with you bending the rules a little to get you back in to paid work so you aren't being supported by handouts TBH
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    simplistic but could be.

    simplistic but could be.
  8. No it's not. . Print, sign, scan, send back....

    No it's not.
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    Print, sign, scan, send back. Difficult that.

    Where do you think people carried this task out before Covid?? I have been carrying the same steps as above for the last 10 years....
  9. Sticky: Mail them back and correct advise, bare, and...

    Mail them back and correct advise, bare, and asap, bold it and put FTFY at the bottom.
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    Sticky: You could get an apology for a heavy handed...

    You could get an apology for a heavy handed infraction from a mod. That's worth a million negative infraction points.
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    Doing what?

    Doing what?
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    Oi.. You two... I'm still here you know.

    Oi.. You two... I'm still here you know.
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    20% more of nothing is....

    20% more of nothing is....
  14. Isn't this off topic as well?

    Isn't this off topic as well?
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    Which is done by the sales and/or marketing...

    Which is done by the sales and/or marketing department which is one of the work hats a contractor wears. It's not statutory or administrative. This can be done by someone without a director but it...
  16. I'm miserable. I'm making my family miserable. I...

    I'm miserable. I'm making my family miserable. I can't stand anyone on this god forsaken forum. All these social media posts of people doing exciting things piss me off. It's grey and chucking it own...
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    Interesting one that but yes it appears it is. In...

    Interesting one that but yes it appears it is. In the article it says



    The only activities a director can do is in the second paragraph which says


    Still leaves a grey area but going job...
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    Isn't updating software licenses similar enough...

    Isn't updating software licenses similar enough to applying security patches to be construed as work? I don't see updating licenses as part of any directors responsibilities.
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    A nice full overview of what we know is here. ...

    A nice full overview of what we know is here.

    The Coronavirus Job Retention Scheme: furlough guidance | ICAEW

    And in particular



    Looking at the last paragraph the accountants are going...
  20. His gig evaporated and I think he had the...

    His gig evaporated and I think he had the opportunity for an outside gig. We do temp gigs so I don't really understand why some people think moving to a brolly is a long term thing. It's just another...
  21. Well tested...

    Well tested...
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    Easily fixed. Can we move to General please?

    Easily fixed. Can we move to General please?
  23. I'll just leave this here.... You Are What...

    I'll just leave this here....



    You Are What You Sell



    :laugh:laugh:laugh
  24. Why wouldn't you be getting the max money out of...

    Why wouldn't you be getting the max money out of the company in the most efficient way? That's the whole point of contracting through a LTD company.

    Speak to your accountant. They should be giving...
  25. Three posts up from yours up gives you Maslins...

    Three posts up from yours up gives you Maslins take on that.
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    You are allowed to carry out your director...

    You are allowed to carry out your director responsibilities. You aren't allowed to do work as an 'employee'. Only you will really know the distinction between them for your purposes but shouldn't be...
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    Nope. Yorkshire is. It's where God works from...

    Nope. Yorkshire is.

    It's where God works from home.
  28. If you get tax relief shutting down the company...

    If you get tax relief shutting down the company you won't be able to open another one for two years.

    Are you sure you are going to be with a brolly for the next two years? At least one person on...
  29. Well the forums got much better at one point and...

    Well the forums got much better at one point and then went down hill again in the last few days :wink

    Good to see you again. Everything well at your end?
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    He can't forget something he doesn't know...

    He can't forget something he doesn't know anything about.
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    Or alternatively .. Just ring them and ask them...

    Or alternatively .. Just ring them and ask them Wtf is going on.

    We assume it's a reputable FCSA approved one that the agent recommended?
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    But back to on on a more serious note, with a...

    But back to on on a more serious note, with a liberal smattering of abuse and ridicule.

    How difficult is it to do the following?

    Search for an umbrella calculator such as this one.
    Contractor...
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    You can't claim your parking back anymore. ...

    You can't claim your parking back anymore.

    /thread
  34. I don't think being a peeping Tom is the same...

    I don't think being a peeping Tom is the same trade as IT consultant so probably need a new company.
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    You've used the word assume twice. Not a...

    You've used the word assume twice. Not a something you'd expect from someone capable of doing their accounts.

    Get an accountant.
  36. Where is that guy that does his own accounts?

    Where is that guy that does his own accounts?
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    Famous last words....

    Famous last words....
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    Ohh it's that guy. Christ.. he can't even work...

    Ohh it's that guy. Christ.. he can't even work this one out? I have a feeling we are going to be seeing a hell of a lot of this poster :D
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    I went with Lucy via a public sector gig where...

    I went with Lucy via a public sector gig where agency said exactly the same thing. No issues onboarding or anything.
  40. Kids animal drawings in to reality..

    So many grim threads so I thought I'd share this one which made I larf.

    Daddy's little monsters: Father uses computer wizardry to produce animal drawings in real life | Daily Mail Online
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    Because they aren't profits, just for clarity.

    Because they aren't profits, just for clarity.
  42. Errr. I would have said healthy discussion to be...

    Errr. I would have said healthy discussion to be fair :emb
  43. Because it's not for them to advise you how to...

    Because it's not for them to advise you how to run your business. If they tell you to do the wrong thing and you lose out you could come after them. They can tell you how the finances work. The rest...
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    Another thread on it here. ...

    Another thread on it here.

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/accounting-legal/99188-opting-out-umbrella.html

    Personally I haven't seen the Opt in/out status make one iota of difference in any...
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    Demand a refund of the money you've paid this...

    Demand a refund of the money you've paid this year to see if their financial systems are in the same state.
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    https://www.ipse.co.uk/uploads/assets/uploaded/fc7...

    https://www.ipse.co.uk/uploads/assets/uploaded/fc70731d-755f-4cd0-8f822e90df4e002c.pdf
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    Possibly but don't dress up this as anything less...

    Possibly but don't dress up this as anything less than fraud by way of omission. You know why the system exists and what it's meant to do. To try stuff something through the back door because you can...
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    Why? . You weren't doing work for the Ltd so you...

    Why? . You weren't doing work for the Ltd so you work hasn't stopped for covid.
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    I assume you are talking about a situation where...

    I assume you are talking about a situation where both are bringing income in. Not the paid wife who does nothing set up. I think we've touched on it on one thread but I expect we will start having...
  50. It might be worth asking if they will do a...

    It might be worth asking if they will do a Confirmation of Arrangements letter to make absolutely sure nothing falls through the cracks.

    Your contract might say substitution is allowed but we've...
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