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  1. Thread: O2

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    Iv'e got one of those little nitrous oxide...

    Iv'e got one of those little nitrous oxide cylinders I picked up while walking a while ago. Maybe that might do if I get it.
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    If they expect reciprocal trade arrangements, yes.

    If they expect reciprocal trade arrangements, yes.
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    Certainly fake products from China are a big...

    Certainly fake products from China are a big problem, can't be a*d to check latest figures but was about 40% of all counterfeit goods to EU. Hard to believe the state is taking it seriously enough....
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    You're seriously saying anything on the internet...

    You're seriously saying anything on the internet is not true? Rubbish!
  5. To be fair to the dimwitted bobbies it isn't...

    To be fair to the dimwitted bobbies it isn't always simple. As I said earlier, may be safer to drive a few miles to a rural area with few people than go to a more crowded park near town. However, is...
  6. Thread: Panic buying

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    Don't like whisky but got a nearly full bottle...

    Don't like whisky but got a nearly full bottle that I bought for lady next door's Sunday visits. Unused since she started inviting me round her place after me and her hubby were no longer enemies....
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    Funny, yesterday I set up a list in Excel almost...

    Funny, yesterday I set up a list in Excel almost exactly like that to log when I last bothered to clean.
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    Ditto what lm said. I got it right this time!

    Ditto what lm said.

    I got it right this time!
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    Started going through all my Old Moody Blues DVDs

    Started going through all my Old Moody Blues DVDs
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    aTW's secretly paid to do it by Putin. What else...

    aTW's secretly paid to do it by Putin. What else explains the fact that he criticises Putin yet has still not been hit by a nerve agent?
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    That's how to get rid of it. Plug it in to charge...

    That's how to get rid of it. Plug it in to charge and it will probably explode.
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    What is this GittinsGal thing? Can't remember...

    What is this GittinsGal thing? Can't remember details now but she was a real contractor.

    PS How do I know? Us creepy old gits always stalk CUK ladies.
  13. Don't be sad NAT, gives us a chance to repeat our...

    Don't be sad NAT, gives us a chance to repeat our bum related posts.

    Aaaagh It was MS who made the 1st bum related post. I'm getting mud and muck mixed up again!
  14. Thread: PING: Lost It

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    Poor bloke sounds in bad way. Not sure how more...

    Poor bloke sounds in bad way. Not sure how more interaction with most CUK piss takers will be much help but maybe there are some on here who could spend some spare time.
  15. Quite. There is actually nothing in the law that...

    Quite. There is actually nothing in the law that defines what local means or that bans driving:

    ‘Stay local’ during the pandemic message strengthened

    It really makes no sense to stop people...
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    Sticky: Finally got clocks done. Had to add two watches...

    Finally got clocks done. Had to add two watches and call logger to long list. Fortunately, the PC and central heating controller do it themselves.

    Mind you, knowing correct time hardly matters at...
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    They haven't chucked out us retired contractor...

    They haven't chucked out us retired contractor old farts yet.
  18. Thread: Panic buying

    by xoggoth
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    You lot must have the talent. Hack into the Ocado...

    You lot must have the talent. Hack into the Ocado account of that lonely old lady down the road and change her address to yours.
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    Sticky: May be names - muck and mud bit similar.

    May be names - muck and mud bit similar.
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    Just fart on them. That's what I'd do.

    Just fart on them. That's what I'd do.
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    Still wondering if I can sneak to Homebase for...

    Still wondering if I can sneak to Homebase for DIY stuff. Why are hardware stores still allowed to open if not? DIY is an essential way to cope with isolation. If I go mad and run around shooting...
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    Sticky: Sorry, getting my favourite CUK ladies mixed up.

    Sorry, getting my favourite CUK ladies mixed up.
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    Sounds like fun, tho prefer carrots meself.

    Sounds like fun, tho prefer carrots meself.
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    Sticky: Ah! That Venus thing reminds me. I've forgotten...

    Ah! That Venus thing reminds me. I've forgotten to put the clocks forward. Let's see, cooker, 2 microwaves and 1 clock in kitchen, 1 clock in front room, 4 in bedroom, 1 in spare room, 1 by front...
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    Sticky: Cheers MS. Has a look at that but don't think it...

    Cheers MS. Has a look at that but don't think it can work as my (cheap, typical!) Android phone as it hasn't got a compass.

    Ah! There's a PC sky map here. Set your observing location -...
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    Sticky: Funny the things you occupy your mind with when...

    Funny the things you occupy your mind with when you're stuck indoors on yer tod.

    Never been into astronomy and always assumed the bright spot I could always see out my bedroom window was Venus or...
  27. Thread: Panic buying

    by xoggoth
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    I'm fairly lucky at mo. Have an unmotivated son...

    I'm fairly lucky at mo. Have an unmotivated son who never bothered to move on from being a shelf stacker at Sainsburies, so he can shop for me at discount rate. Also have a milkman who can deliver a...
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    Most people seem to be acting sensibly round...

    Most people seem to be acting sensibly round here, staying well apart from others, observing the queuing rules at shops. Not going out much as very quiet. Seen a few younger people in groups but they...
  29. Yeh, keep spending a fortune so you can deal with...

    Yeh, keep spending a fortune so you can deal with something that happens once in a generation, if at all. Typical lefty "logic"
  30. Thread: Weekend plans

    by xoggoth
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    Go for walks, work me way down garden, tidying...

    Go for walks, work me way down garden, tidying up. Lots of DIY things to do in house but without being able to go shopping for paint etc not much more I can do.
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    Maybe woooooooooooohooo (& Trump) has a point....

    Maybe woooooooooooohooo (& Trump) has a point. There's a few sensible people, including previous UK government advisors, saying the same thing. The adverse effects of this lock down on the economy,...
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    Used to like Poe but not read any for decades....

    Used to like Poe but not read any for decades. Reading "Spike, an Intimate Memoir" - Biography of Spike Milligan. Shows what an old fart I am.
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    Got a Reebok cross trainer and a Men's Gym in my...

    Got a Reebok cross trainer and a Men's Gym in my garage. Just try and do 3 shortish things a day, easier to keep to than long sessions.
  34. Some weirdos will probably be turned on by having...

    Some weirdos will probably be turned on by having a bonk while wearing face masks.
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    Sticky: Yeh, should be included in "essential shopping"....

    Yeh, should be included in "essential shopping". And DIY bits and pieces from Homebase, else my house decorating will have to come to a stop.

    Updatipoo: Ah, I'm ok.



    Coronavirus: UK brings...
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    Overweight females exercising certainly attract...

    Overweight females exercising certainly attract me. Wobble, wobble, mmmmmm!
  37. Considering the police don't have resources to...

    Considering the police don't have resources to take action on so many crimes normally, doubt they'll manage it.
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    Depressing!

    Depressing!
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    Sticky: Another scam email from "TV Licencing" saying...

    Another scam email from "TV Licencing" saying there was a problem with my direct debit payment and inviting me to pay by card. From email address was ytgqwvj@telenet.be Yeh! Must be genuine!
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    I LIKE that idea!

    I LIKE that idea!
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    Yeh, but can we realistically apply an extensive...

    Yeh, but can we realistically apply an extensive study into everybody's background before making a decision?

    One thing that always pisses me off about articles in the Guardian or Independent,...
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    Indeed. Although I suppose it's difficult to be...

    Indeed. Although I suppose it's difficult to be quite so sensible/rational when the choice is not seeing family or close friends. Going to my son's for lunch tomorrow, he's not a high risk AFAIK but,...
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    Eeeeh, getting closer. Just phoned a lady friend...

    Eeeeh, getting closer. Just phoned a lady friend to see if she was ok. She said her son had been to visit her and was feeling very low, because his wife is in hospital with this damn virus! She said...
  44. Thread: Panic buying

    by xoggoth
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    Same here. Mind you, don't find a big problem...

    Same here. Mind you, don't find a big problem with bigger supermarkets, despite the empty shelves, most people obviously have different tastes to me.

    I do find, now that the major outdoor places,...
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    Checked website of my local and it says "DUE TO...

    Checked website of my local and it says "DUE TO COVID 19 coronavirus - WE WILL BE CLOSED FOR NORMAL BUSINESS FROM SATURDAY 21ST MARCH"

    However, also says "WE ARE OFFERING A COLLECTION/DELIVERY...
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    I'd sooner be eating toilet paper.

    I'd sooner be eating toilet paper.
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    686% Bleedin' eck! Saturday night and posting...

    686%

    Bleedin' eck! Saturday night and posting this sh*t.
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    Mostly not goings in my life too now, but am...

    Mostly not goings in my life too now, but am going for a walk with loony lady friend soon. She won't let me go within 2m of her.

    I suppose a plus side of this thing is that it's not happening at...
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    Mostly listen to radio when I'm driving or...

    Mostly listen to radio when I'm driving or sitting down in my greenhouse. BBC channels ought to be better as no adverts, but all the wittering on about trivia, what somebody had for lunch etc, is...
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    Lots of things better off people don't really...

    Lots of things better off people don't really need for sure, but loss of jobs and businesses, big drops in pensions for those retiring shortly, social isolation and failure to address medical...
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