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    Still not presenting any evidence for the...

    Still not presenting any evidence for the impending collapse of HSBC are you?
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    Sticky: Went to Harrods a few years ago. Those little...

    Went to Harrods a few years ago. Those little string bags of chocolate coins in foil that you hang on the Christmas tree for kids? £9.99!!! Even Dick Turpin wore a mask.
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    Beat me to it. I'd wager DB collapses before HSBC...

    Beat me to it. I'd wager DB collapses before HSBC (unless HSBC heads off back to Hong Kong).
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    Totally agree, but he's one of those who would go...

    Totally agree, but he's one of those who would go sooner, unlike Crohn's sufferers, where the drugs to keep it under control would leave them in a very vulnerable position to C-19 but have little...
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    Sticky: Now she's back as a drug dealer, she's a key...

    Now she's back as a drug dealer, she's a key worker so hasn't got much time. She's going to FINALLY make some more of that fudge this summer. I think she's had enough of the stress of the...
  6. Use a shredder hooked up to a fax to encrypt your...

    Use a shredder hooked up to a fax to encrypt your signature before you send the document.

    Or just photograph your signature and paste it into the document where it's meant to go. :cretin:
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    Question: do you think you are expensive or is...

    Question: do you think you are expensive or is the agent potentially stiffing you both? That is, going rate should be £500, you're getting £400, agent is claiming to the client that you're being...
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    https://media.tenor.com/images/7008f1df5afdb229785...

    https://media.tenor.com/images/7008f1df5afdb2297855dbe105d010ca/tenor.gif
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    Three words: "home schooling"

    Three words: "home schooling"
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    Sounds like heart failure was the big one. Who...

    Sounds like heart failure was the big one. Who knows if he'd have pulled through without contracting it?

    Shows that self-isolation is so important with NHS staff stretched so much.
    Three key...
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    Have a look through this thread for your COVID-19...

    Have a look through this thread for your COVID-19 concerns:
    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/coronavirus-assistance/137561-coronavirus-resources-thread.html

    Have a look through the stickies in...
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    Doesn't matter; as long as the solution fits in...

    Doesn't matter; as long as the solution fits in with AtW's lifestyle, the rest are clearly wrong. Grade A w*nker (him, not you).
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    Death and taxes.

    Death and taxes.
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    Rattler Cyder also beats Wrongbow and other...

    Rattler Cyder also beats Wrongbow and other mainstream garbage too. :)
  15. They didn't get it wrong - they were lied to: ...

    They didn't get it wrong - they were lied to:

    YouTube
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    Camel Valley Cornish sparkling white is some of...

    Camel Valley Cornish sparkling white is some of the best fizz I've ever tasted, including Krug and other fancy champagne.
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    Not possible - that would involve a whack from a...

    Not possible - that would involve a whack from a banning stick. :D
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    Paging Lucy to the thread. If NLUK knows...

    Paging Lucy to the thread.

    If NLUK knows little/nothing about umbrellas, being from Yorkshire will force him to comment anyway.

    I've used Paymatters in the past and ringing them was acceptable...
  19. Free broadband!!!! Terrorist support!!! Marxist...

    Free broadband!!!! Terrorist support!!! Marxist state!!! Diane Abbott dealing with the Coronavirus crisis!!!!
  20. Very much with AtW on this one. You cannot trust...

    Very much with AtW on this one. You cannot trust anything offical that comes out of China. They're funding the WHO so you cannot trust them either. A report back on 21st Jan I think it was stated...
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    At least they don't leak bat virus shizz.

    At least they don't leak bat virus shizz.
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    I was coming more from the point of a lack of...

    I was coming more from the point of a lack of ill-will against them from a world point of view (apart from Pakistan obviously!)
  23. Looking forward to them. Did not miss being...

    Looking forward to them. Did not miss being pocket-dialled by you at 4am a few times like on your previous Far East trip. :tongue
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    This is a massive opportunity for India imho. If...

    This is a massive opportunity for India imho. If they can get their manufacturing ramped up, they can concentrate on that and we can be free of their IT consultants, all in one move. :)
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    Or at best losing out on thousands of pounds by...

    Or at best losing out on thousands of pounds by making the wrong, albeit legal, decisions.
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    If you don't show a profit, you don't make Corp...

    If you don't show a profit, you don't make Corp Tax payments and can offset losses against future periods.

    Basic reading is here: Work out and claim relief from Corporation Tax trading losses -...
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    :rollin: I always felt that it was in my...

    :rollin:

    I always felt that it was in my company's best interest to engage an accountant, just because they're paid to minimise my tax bill in ways that I'm not aware of and shouldn't care about...
  28. Welcome back!!!

    Welcome back!!!
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    You can take out more salary and record a loss...

    You can take out more salary and record a loss for the year. Not sure why you'd look at taking a 4k salary and 6k divis from a 10k revenue when you could take 12.5k salary and stand the loss from...
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    Eh up, Anal Dave's in again. And he's not called...

    Eh up, Anal Dave's in again. And he's not called that because he has a blue movie career.
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    Salary and revenue are unrelated. Your monthly...

    Salary and revenue are unrelated.

    Your monthly salary is better continuing because it's a salary and is straight out of company funds, not company profit.

    50k cash in bank at start of year....
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    Heating? Are you some sort of feeble Southerner...

    Heating? Are you some sort of feeble Southerner or something?
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    When did not having an actual role ever stop them...

    When did not having an actual role ever stop them calling you? :ohwell
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    I've stuck around to watch the PC and NLUK show...

    I've stuck around to watch the PC and NLUK show mainly.

    That and to see which way the future goes. FTCs on big bucks means hassle-free freelancing and is a step change from either dealing with...
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    If you read what the chart shows, it simply shows...

    If you read what the chart shows, it simply shows how much more per dollar per calorie restaurant food costs than food consumed at home via a supermarket. Talk about Captain Obvious.
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    No we don't. There are just a considerable...

    No we don't. There are just a considerable proportion inside the London bubble that behave that way. :)
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    300 flights, average 100 on board. 30,000...

    300 flights, average 100 on board. 30,000 untested people straight into the heart of London. :freaky:
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    Heathrow still busy - the hard part will be...

    Heathrow still busy - the hard part will be getting them to the airport in the first place though!
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    You're telling us that you struggle with the...

    You're telling us that you struggle with the English language like it's news.
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    COVID-19 could be bringing office work to an end....

    COVID-19 could be bringing office work to an end. We could all be remote permanently. Equivalent of about a 7% payrise :smokin
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    Carluccio's is as much loss as a dead hedgehog in...

    Carluccio's is as much loss as a dead hedgehog in a condom factory. Massively over-priced food catering to the luvvie brigade who want somewhere cool to be seen. The three establishments I've seen...
  42. FTFY

    FTFY
  43. This. In today's market, umbrellas getting good...

    This. In today's market, umbrellas getting good rep are few and far between. Most are happy with neutral. Neg rep will be seen as a red flag, especially when so many contractors are being pushed...
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    Sticky: Coffee and toast, usual boring Monday breakfast...

    Coffee and toast, usual boring Monday breakfast when you'd rather have a lie-in. WFH isn't cabin fever inducing at the moment though because I've got back into MAME.
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    Who says a man can't pack?

    Who says a man can't pack?
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    Welcome to CUK; where people disagree when...

    Welcome to CUK; where people disagree when there's nothing to disagree on.

    FTC is, potentially, the new way of engagement for contractors. Your costs can still be ringfenced as part of a project,...
  47. As long as it had a happy ending, eh?

    As long as it had a happy ending, eh?
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    Well done. Save up the back tax, though.

    Well done. Save up the back tax, though.
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    Bethnal Green's turned feral. Oh, wait.

    Bethnal Green's turned feral. Oh, wait.
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    Sticky: Really ups the stakes if there are food allergies...

    Really ups the stakes if there are food allergies in the family. Mwuahahaha
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