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  1. Investing in socks when contracting for a bank

    These?

    https://img.fruugo.com/product/6/68/94143686_max.jpg
  2. The openly laughing at the stupidity of DimPrawn thread

    Just think of all the guff that comes out this one person's mind is pure comic relief.

    So I thank you Dim, you insights, musing and "advice" are pure comedy gold.

    ...
  3. I've heard drinking the spunk of wealthy...

    I've heard drinking the spunk of wealthy Swindonians gives some protection.

    Form an orderly queue please (2m apart).
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    He has obviously never worked for a trading firm...

    He has obviously never worked for a trading firm or investment bank, and saw the teams of analysts, market data, decision support, embedded IT, front office, back office and traders all trying to...
  5. Thread: Boris is dead

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    Hopefully he will outlive you. :smile

    Hopefully he will outlive you.

    :smile
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    If you believe that drawing a line predicts the...

    If you believe that drawing a line predicts the future, does this means everything is preordained in the chart? For example, if I draw a similar downward line at the far left of that chart, it would...
  7. Thread: Boris is dead

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    Boris is dead

    lucky to get that ventilator do you not think?
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    UK's coronavirus death toll jumps by record-high...

    UK's coronavirus death toll jumps by record-high 854 in a day with 6,227 known victims | Daily Mail Online




    So, in a typically British fashion, we are slowing the stats due to slower...
  9. I got 5 off ebay before they gouged the price. ...

    I got 5 off ebay before they gouged the price. Interested?
  10. You're gonna get spanked by Cojak for that one. ...

    You're gonna get spanked by Cojak for that one.

    :spank:
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    You got the lottery numbers for Wednesday guv?

    You got the lottery numbers for Wednesday guv?
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    UK phone masts attacked amid 5G-coronavirus...

    UK phone masts attacked amid 5G-coronavirus conspiracy theory | UK news | The Guardian

    :cretin:
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    Funny how Putin hasn't got it, or Trump for that...

    Funny how Putin hasn't got it, or Trump for that matter....

    Also odd I haven't got it....hang on there's a delivery man at the door with a mask on and what looks like an aerosol spray in his hand.
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    https://www.dukascopy.com/imageserver/img/9bee8c7b...

    https://www.dukascopy.com/imageserver/img/9bee8c7bf9a06548d6089d440ee19da7/500_2/image.jpg



    :laugh

    Technical Analysis Fallacy: Part 1 - Article contest - Dukascopy Community
  15. If you buy into an area with good schools, you...

    If you buy into an area with good schools, you will pay a premium, but as long as the surrounding schools remain good, you will get that premium back when you sell up when the blighters go to...
  16. I'm struggling to get fresh oysters, foie gras,...

    I'm struggling to get fresh oysters, foie gras, whole fresh lobster and black truffle.

    Did the govt think about the effects on normal people like myself of this stupid lockdown?
  17. My cleaner died of covid-19 but I didn't pursue...

    My cleaner died of covid-19 but I didn't pursue for breach of contract you'll be pleased to hear.
  18. What next, staff are a luxury, second homes in...

    What next, staff are a luxury, second homes in the Dordogne are a luxury, owning a yacht is a luxury?

    Fecking green-eyed socialist w@nkers.
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    :tantrum:

    :tantrum:
  20. Thread: Project Fear

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    Fook me, this must rank as THE most idiotic...

    Fook me, this must rank as THE most idiotic thread yet by the remoaner rabble....
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    I think they are back on b****t bandwagon...

    I think they are back on b****t bandwagon spreading fear and loathing.
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    Noticed less Covid related threads

    Does this mean we are near peak Covid?
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tbobaz8nn4

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tbobaz8nn4
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    Buy buy buy! Bye bye :wave:

    Buy buy buy!

    Bye bye :wave:
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    This time it's different

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh9Gn58r9Fw

    I reckon we will recover in about 70 years.
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    Victim of Thatcher 'innit?

    Victim of Thatcher 'innit?
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    Yah can't let go of the brexit thing can ya?

    Yah can't let go of the brexit thing can ya?
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    Everybody out! Sorry I mean in. :o

    Everybody out!

    Sorry I mean in. :o
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    Covid thought for the day

    If you think Britain is fooked now, imagine the next generation, home schooled by day drinkers.
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    Did you sell your bedsit in Croydon sassy? Or...

    Did you sell your bedsit in Croydon sassy? Or only your leafy pile in Surrey / Portugal?

    :laugh
  31. Thread: Not a member

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZTvMYQSl_w

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZTvMYQSl_w
  32. https://66.media.tumblr.com/1631fa2dbb8c696b62b7f1...

    https://66.media.tumblr.com/1631fa2dbb8c696b62b7f10ede378e50/tumblr_otq4slxrq71u0rj72o1_250.gifv
  33. Thread: Boomed

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    https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2020/03/bananas_cov...

    https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2020/03/bananas_covid19_false.jpg
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    You say that like it makes me a bad person. ...

    You say that like it makes me a bad person.

    :eyes
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    I'm more concerned about the lack of hot tubs and...

    I'm more concerned about the lack of hot tubs and pole dancing facilities. And a panic room for the coke stash.
  36. If you feel dog rough, it might be caninovirus. ...

    If you feel dog rough, it might be caninovirus.

    HTH BIDI
  37. Coronavirus:covid: Do you think your dog is safe?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jw47bKQfw
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    I've been making things too. YouTube...

    I've been making things too.

    YouTube
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    You believe all these internet gurus don't you? ...

    You believe all these internet gurus don't you?

    Dollar to collapse!
    USA to collapse!
    China to collapse!
    Bitcoin to go to $1M!

    etc
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    I'm glad people like him exist and also glad they...

    I'm glad people like him exist and also glad they don't work in IT.

    I wouldn't want to compete with people who love their work more than their own lives, or even people who love their work more...
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    Man hit by bus in Reading, gets up and walks...

    Man hit by bus in Reading, gets up and walks casually into Purple Turtle pub | Metro News
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    I predict houses will lose 100% of their value. ...

    I predict houses will lose 100% of their value.

    Therefore I am bagging this one for free very soon.

    9 bedroom house for sale in Marley Heights, Haslemere, GU27


    :rolleyes:
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    :grey
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    For anyone still thinking this is just a bad cold...

    For anyone still thinking this is just a bad cold that just kills the seriously ill or old...

    Mother-of-three NHS nurse, 36, who caught coronavirus while treating patients in hospital has died |...
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    MF has been rumbled by the Feds

    Feds Give Seized Masks, Gloves to N.Y., N.J. Health Workers
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    Nothing to add, but my god IT is dull especially...

    Nothing to add, but my god IT is dull especially sleep inducing when I hear the term stakeholders....
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    Covid-19 - cause of death?

    If you get hit by a bus, and after your death they test you and you have Covid-19, is this classed as Covid-19 death?

    I'm wondering how they attribute death to the virus vs underlying health issue?
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    Oil price goes up a litle bit.

    https://www.bloomberg.com/energy

    :eek:
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    Breakfast, lunch and dinner in a Chinese market.

    Breakfast, lunch and dinner in a Chinese market.
  50. :winker:

    :winker:
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