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    Unintentional

    Unintentional
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    Which people? Your generalisation suits your...

    Which people? Your generalisation suits your rhetoric and both are wrong.

    #Sixdaystopartytime
    #FUQURemainers!
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    He didn't say boobs. He said titties! They are...

    He didn't say boobs. He said titties! They are different things altogether. All together!
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    Not in GJABS case, no.

    Not in GJABS case, no.
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    We've recently acquired a "Rag Doll" kitten (6...

    We've recently acquired a "Rag Doll" kitten (6 months old) - it fetches a ball if you throw it. Plays tennis, talks to you, let's you know when its water bowl needs refilling... Our existing...
  6. Gratis.

    Gratis.
  7. Are you feeling Ok?

    Are you feeling Ok?
  8. It's tulip, and no.

    It's tulip, and no.
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    Salary Sacrifice £40k per year into your...

    Salary Sacrifice £40k per year into your pension...

    Get your company to match your contributions.
    (Reducing Employer and Employee NI contributions)

    When you get to 55 draw 25% TAX FREE.
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    Arse

    Arse
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    You're demonstrating your lack of imagination...

    You're demonstrating your lack of imagination there...
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    Eight more days and Party Time!!!! :music: :yay:...

    Eight more days and Party Time!!!! :music: :yay: :banana: :violin: :birthday: :banana2: :cheers:
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    Knob

    Knob
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    Mushroom

    Mushroom
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    Beans

    Beans
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    Nine more days and Party Time!!!! :music: :yay:...

    Nine more days and Party Time!!!! :music: :yay: :banana: :violin: :birthday: :banana2: :cheers:
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    Cheese

    Cheese
  18. Thread: Cats

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    Thank you Mrs Slocum.

    Thank you Mrs Slocum.
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    0.324% to manage my company pension fund -...

    0.324% to manage my company pension fund - including discount :p
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    Have a day off, for ****'s sake!

    Have a day off, for ****'s sake!
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    Wafer

    Wafer
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    I did, along with my son. :nerd

    I did, along with my son. :nerd
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    Add

    Add
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    Theft

    Theft
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    That they treat as their own. How much was...

    That they treat as their own.

    How much was Watkin Gittins paid in compensation after the HMRC debacle on the Isle of Man?
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    Why? If you're about to have an accident, does...

    Why? If you're about to have an accident, does your brain think "If I crash into that cyclist I'll save that bus full of nuns"? Nope, accidents happen - sometimes all the holes in the cheese line...
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    It depends if she's more attractive than my...

    It depends if she's more attractive than my wife...
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    Well she's not dead so that's the first option...

    Well she's not dead so that's the first option discounted.

    Your missus must think you're a clueless fuqwit, everyone else does.
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    Here's a website full of 'em... List of...

    Here's a website full of 'em...

    List of entertainers who died during a performance - Wikipedia
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    :tumble:

    :tumble:
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    Paddy is a fount of knowledge - most of it tulipe.

    Paddy is a fount of knowledge - most of it tulipe.
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    I don't remember that being the referendum...

    I don't remember that being the referendum question.

    As I recall the question was "Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?". It doesn't...
  33. Oh well, tough tulip.

    Oh well, tough tulip.
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    There has to be more to this story...

    There has to be more to this story...
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    Leaf

    Leaf
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    Speedy

    Speedy
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    Hth.

    Hth.
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    Villa

    Villa
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    Tea

    Tea
  40. Nope, certainly not in the case I'm mentioning.

    Nope, certainly not in the case I'm mentioning.
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    Only 7%? My Standard Life fund has gone up 12%...

    Only 7%? My Standard Life fund has gone up 12% in the last 3 months.
  42. I spent nearly 5 years at HP/HPE/DXC in Hook,...

    I spent nearly 5 years at HP/HPE/DXC in Hook, nobody gave a tulip if you were a contractor.
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    This question did the rounds on LinkedIn. The...

    This question did the rounds on LinkedIn.

    The overall conclusion was that the OP was a twat.
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    That'd be a bet you'd lose.

    That'd be a bet you'd lose.
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    Only my right foot.

    Only my right foot. <-- Seriously.
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    A fat trans person? I'd push it off the bridge,...

    A fat trans person? I'd push it off the bridge, train or no train. I am of course joking.
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    Links

    Links
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    Funny that, I've just been reading about the...

    Funny that, I've just been reading about the similarities between Japan and Finland.
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    Flattery

    Flattery
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