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  1. Thread: My Lunch

    by ravenshaw
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    Yikes! I sure hope one of your sides looked at...

    Yikes! I sure hope one of your sides looked at least something like this:

    https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0482/3233/files/Ribeye_grande.jpg
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    I hope you're always prepared....

    I hope you're always prepared.
    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71ixM99HdbL._SL600_.jpg
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    Because his mouth was always full? ...

    Because his mouth was always full?

    https://d2gg9evh47fn9z.cloudfront.net/800px_COLOURBOX42114544.jpg

    :rollin:
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    RIP Arecibo Observatory. NSF begins planning...

    RIP Arecibo Observatory.

    NSF begins planning for decommissioning of Arecibo Observatory’s 305-meter telescope due to safety concerns | NSF - National Science Foundation


    ...
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    Free Porsche 911 Turbo S

    Buy a private jet, get a matching Porsche 911 Turbo S

    But wait, there's more! Act now, and they'll throw in a custom watch and luggage set!
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    https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1365/2497/produc...

    https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1365/2497/products/Finger-Squirrels-1_b21a72d7-f633-4cb6-9761-89ba5773366d_720x.png
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    I find them to be a bit too messy to eat. :laugh...

    I find them to be a bit too messy to eat. :laugh

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AfdnFfmCIAAwjkM.jpg
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    I highly recommend Crompton's Veggie Burgers. :D...

    I highly recommend Crompton's Veggie Burgers. :D

    https://pics.onsizzle.com/at-last-a-veggie-burger-that-contains-real-beef-great-25385255.png
  9. Thread: Sockie Purge

    by ravenshaw
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    Well, you do brew a nice cuppa. :tongue ...

    Well, you do brew a nice cuppa. :tongue

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXpK3YaXcAAllWC.jpg
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    https://i.redd.it/m23shtx73mm31.jpg

    https://i.redd.it/m23shtx73mm31.jpg
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    Gotta get your daily dose of vitamin D. :D ...

    Gotta get your daily dose of vitamin D. :D

    https://memeguy.com/photos/images/vitamin-d-251641.jpg
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    It definitely helps when guidelines are provided!...

    sounds scarily like the voice of experience.[/QUOTE]

    It definitely helps when guidelines are provided!

    https://i.imgur.com/mCBIel.jpg

    :rollin:
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    It's probably okay. ...

    It's probably okay.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eg-9zabXkAAdsdM.jpg
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    Probably more like this Dr Doom. :rollin: ...

    Probably more like this Dr Doom. :rollin:

    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/85/0e/a9/850ea90cc6d0c9fca776c1a58e015f9a.jpg
  15. https://pics.me.me/my-thai-girlfriend-saysa-small-...

    https://pics.me.me/my-thai-girlfriend-saysa-small-penis-shouldnt-bea-problem-in-26463800.png
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    How on earth could you not notice one of these...

    How on earth could you not notice one of these buggers going up your nose?

    https://i.imgur.com/XOwmuZy.jpg

    :rollin:
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    http://cf.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2012/05...

    http://cf.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Catholic-meeting-e1338206373886.jpg
  18. Thread: Yuck

    by ravenshaw
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    How about a nice dress? :laugh ...

    How about a nice dress? :laugh

    https://www.plymouthart.ac.uk/images/uploads/legacy/images/CC%20Design%202.jpg
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    https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/7963242149618...

    https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/796324214961827841/Kna8Fk-g.jpg
  20. https://img.memecdn.com/pu-amp-039-tea-amp-039-n-n...

    https://img.memecdn.com/pu-amp-039-tea-amp-039-n-novichok-iced-tea_o_3377699726001339.jpg
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    Of course! That's his Plan B. :tongue ...

    Of course! That's his Plan B. :tongue
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  22. Thread: Sofa boom

    by ravenshaw
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    Now THIS is a sofa boom! :D ...

    Now THIS is a sofa boom! :D

    https://i.imgur.com/OKl0HFv.gif
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    Sticky: Apart from jainnode, only one other user has...

    Apart from jainnode, only one other user has consistently used "bolloks".



    Do a search, and you'll have your answer. :nerd
  24. Thread: Locusts

    by ravenshaw
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    Just one of these bad boys could feed a family of...

    Just one of these bad boys could feed a family of four for a whole week! :eek
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  25. Good luck. Hope you know what you're doing. ...

    Good luck. Hope you know what you're doing. :eek

    http://i.giphy.com/Ls1Diuj2A61uE.gif
  26. Thread: Ocado

    by ravenshaw
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    Champagne taste on a beer budget? Don't be...

    Champagne taste on a beer budget? Don't be surprised when your lumpfish eggs are substituted with these:

    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/44/e9/93/44e993f5b25505c8c8af7fcd094d9236.jpg

    :rollin:
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    Here you go - one big Dutch twat: ...

    Pictures or it didn't happen[/QUOTE]

    Here you go - one big Dutch twat:

    https://i.redd.it/zgl02fs13it31.jpg

    :D
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    NLUK is so smart, he doesn't need an accountant....

    NLUK is so smart, he doesn't need an accountant.

    https://i.imgur.com/rvVzqxM.jpg

    :rollin:
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    https://media1.tenor.com/images/7b459e54b8fcb7f4fa...

    https://media1.tenor.com/images/7b459e54b8fcb7f4faaba225a7f09893/tenor.gif
  30. Thread: Xmas Do 2020

    by ravenshaw
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    Poll: In the meantime, this will have to do: ...

    In the meantime, this will have to do:

    https://beveragedynamics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Both-COVIDS.-Single-Cans-in-Landscape-Orientation-696x522.jpg

    :cheers:
  31. Go big or go home. :laugh ...

    Go big or go home. :laugh

    http://creoflick.net/images/Skip-conversions-3498.jpg
  32. Enjoy your coronaburger! :puke:...

    Enjoy your coronaburger!
    :puke:
    https://im-media.voltron.voanews.com/Drupal/01live-166/styles/892x501/s3/reuters-pictures/2020/03/RTS375WH.jpg
  33. https://scontent-yyz1-1.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.288...

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    I'm sure you can find something at home that can...

    I'm sure you can find something at home that can be repurposed.

    https://img.mobygeek.com/crop/1200x628/2020/03/31/diy-facemasks-are-basically-useless-against-corona-6947.jpg
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    Press: Trump's final presidential pardon: himself...

    Press: Trump's final presidential pardon: himself | TheHill
  36. There will always be plenty of opportunities for...

    There will always be plenty of opportunities for someone with your skills. :laugh

    https://assets.amuniversal.com/8c150450a9f10130d6ea001dd8b71c47
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    Uh oh. The Rise of The Machines is finally...

    Uh oh. The Rise of The Machines is finally happening. Judgement Day is upon us. :eek:

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lu4FYpohI70/UEX1mvFo5nI/AAAAAAADquo/ukRvhoGH26Q/s1600/41df9_0000733a_medium_.jpeg
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    Who could you possibly mean? :eek ...

    Who could you possibly mean? :eek


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_O60m2wj7Y
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    You have my sympathies. :laugh ...

    You have my sympathies. :laugh

    https://i.imgur.com/mOTmMZ3.jpg
  40. Thread: Ocado

    by ravenshaw
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    Hopefully, your delivery driver will be skilled...

    Hopefully, your delivery driver will be skilled enough to manouevre his Mercedes around obstacles like walls and trees. :laugh
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  41. https://pics.me.me/thumb_good-luck-im-behind-sock-...

    https://pics.me.me/thumb_good-luck-im-behind-sock-puppet-accounts-edmin-25984329.png

    :rollin:
  42. https://www.northeastern.edu/clic/wp-content/uploa...

    https://www.northeastern.edu/clic/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Oscar-600x949.jpg
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    Meanwhile, in America, California State...

    Meanwhile, in America, California State University students must take an ethnic studies or social justice class to graduate - CNN



    :facepalm:
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    Inneresting. :winker:

    Inneresting. :winker:
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    Here ya go... :happy ...

    Here ya go... :happy
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    Seems like you're keeping track too, AtW! :laugh...

    Seems like you're keeping track too, AtW! :laugh

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/129903-5000-emranio-gillingham-jilly-gricerboy-hugewhale-malcolm-buggeridge-martin-sc.html
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    Yes, something like that. Hopefully, the mods...

    Yes, something like that. Hopefully, the mods will consider this observation, as well as all the previous evidence, and do the needful.
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    Inneresting. :winker:

    Inneresting. :winker:
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    Dullest sockie ever[/QUOTE]
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    Inneresting. :winker:

    Inneresting. :winker:
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