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    No need. Most islanders haven't even noticed the...

    No need. Most islanders haven't even noticed the lockdown. They're still in the cellars f**king their sisters.
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    I live on an island myself (and one that requires...

    I live on an island myself (and one that requires a ferry to get to, unlike him). When the lockdown was introduced, ferry travel was restricted more heavily than most other forms of transport and...
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    You do understand the bit about him travelling to...

    You do understand the bit about him travelling to his own home and staying there, don't you ?
  5. Thread: nice PPE!

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    Something a bit fishy about this story......

    Something a bit fishy about this story......
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    Were you test driving your eyesight when you...

    Were you test driving your eyesight when you wrecked your car ?
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    At times like these, Boris always thinks back to...

    At times like these, Boris always thinks back to something Dominic once said to him....

    "If you try to sack me, I'll take you down with me, you useless fat c**t"
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    Poll: There's already support in place for Company...

    There's already support in place for Company Directors based on their PAYE income.

    HTH.
  9. yeah, sorry, that was razy lacism.......

    yeah, sorry, that was razy lacism.......
  10. Umblerra Company ?

    Umblerra Company ?
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    :rollin: You Yorkshire people LOL.

    :rollin: You Yorkshire people LOL.
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    You've got a Cricut in your house ? C'mon...

    You've got a Cricut in your house ? C'mon man.....you're a bloke......you're from Yorkshire........get it in't bin and get a laser cutter in there instead.
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    Why ? Are you fed up being the forum's object of...

    Why ? Are you fed up being the forum's object of ridicule ?
  14. You're the :winker: here. You can get 80% of...

    You're the :winker: here.

    You can get 80% of your salary up to £2800 per month. That's not bad for **** all. Unless of course, you had a salary of £6800 per year and that was your choice to pay...
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    Was just about to post that but you beat me to...

    Was just about to post that but you beat me to it. Innovators !!!
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    Aye, but could you burn pirate software cds on...

    Aye, but could you burn pirate software cds on them :-)
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    I hope you were using ELEP2 for that and not some...

    I hope you were using ELEP2 for that and not some crappy 16 bit Windows equivalent running in compatibility :laugh
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    In the early to mid 90's I was one of the few...

    In the early to mid 90's I was one of the few people daft enough to be certified in OS/2 and later, Warp. Might seem laughable now, but it was out there in every bank and insurance co in the country...
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    OS/2 Warp Server ??

    OS/2 Warp Server ??
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    Go on......'net use' a shared resource, you know...

    Go on......'net use' a shared resource, you know you want to......
  21. -97% Wow........it's almost like almost every car...

    -97% Wow........it's almost like almost every car dealership in the country is closed
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    FFS, I'm going to have to agree with you twice in...

    FFS, I'm going to have to agree with you twice in the one day :tantrum:
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    If only it was still like the old days when you...

    If only it was still like the old days when you waited for the postman to bring your Freelance Informer and then faxed CVs off to agents.
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    And may he rust in piss

    And may he rust in piss
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    I actually told that joke to Johnny Dumfries in...

    I actually told that joke to Johnny Dumfries in person (had to leave him out of the gag cause that's not his real name). It's more of a spoken gag than a written one
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    It would only have cost like 33p at that time....

    It would only have cost like 33p at that time. Bargain !!
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    The singer bloke from the band Steps....... ...

    The singer bloke from the band Steps.......

    https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/steps.jpg
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    I wish I'd listened when my mate told me to buy...

    I wish I'd listened when my mate told me to buy Bitcoin when it was 65p and mostly used for buying class As online.
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    How long did you spend looking that up, you...

    How long did you spend looking that up, you ******* idiot :facepalm:

    http://www.sportfishingmag.com/sites/sportfishingmag.com/files/images/2016/09/beware-the-dumb-fish-deficit.png
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    Why should China have to pay when it was America...

    Why should China have to pay when it was America that released this man made virus at the 2019 Military Olympics ?
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    Boris, was faking your infection for publicity...

    Boris, was faking your infection for publicity not a waste of NHS resources ?
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    :rollin:

    :rollin:
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    Second Wife

    “ There’s a possibility that the second wife will actually be even more difficult and financially disastrous than the one we just got rid of ,” CDC Director Robert Redfield said in an interview with...
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    Pretty much anyone could have pointed you the The...

    Pretty much anyone could have pointed you the The Huns Yellow Pages Archive, so why single out Simon mac for praise ??
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    :laugh :laugh :laugh We probably agree on...

    :laugh :laugh :laugh

    We probably agree on loads of things, because there's no f**king way you actually believe 90% of what you post. No one could be that cretinous.

    Surely you're just a PhD...
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    You don't have talk some amount of tulipe. Slow...

    You don't have talk some amount of tulipe.

    Slow year in SEO world ?
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    Even Ozzy knew the importance of a war chest ! ...

    Even Ozzy knew the importance of a war chest !

    Day of judgement, God is calling
    On their knees, the war chests crawling
    Begging mercy for their sins
    Satan laughing, spreads his wings
    Oh lord,...
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    Would be 'Our tits' Shirley ??

    Would be 'Our tits' Shirley ??
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    You still buying Huddersfield one chunk at a time...

    You still buying Huddersfield one chunk at a time with yours ???
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    Only question we need answered about Boris'...

    Only question we need answered about Boris' funeral is whether or not to wait until he's dead to have it.
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    #clapforboris

    Clap for Boris.....or aids or ebola or Covid 19. Don't really mind which.
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    I was staying 'high level'. Sub-genres are not...

    I was staying 'high level'. Sub-genres are not required here !
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    Anyone who lives south of Watford Gap Services is...

    Anyone who lives south of Watford Gap Services is a F**kin' Cockney, anyone between Watford Gap Services and Carlisle is a 'Southern Fairy'.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4uivPpzCGo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4uivPpzCGo
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    I do hope the hospital staff give him the same...

    I do hope the hospital staff give him the same level of care and respect that he and his colleagues have given the health service over the last ten years or so,
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    My old man ended up on one of the Dyson...

    My old man ended up on one of the Dyson ventilators. He's picking up nicely now.
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    So, she's to blame for Hancock considering...

    So, she's to blame for Hancock considering further lock down and not the 10s of 1000s of cockney c**ts that were out in parks and beaches at the weekend having barbecues and sunbathing. Put the...
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    Why ? Cause the c**t is still alive ??

    Why ? Cause the c**t is still alive ??
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    Lucky you don't live anywhere near me :laugh ...

    Lucky you don't live anywhere near me :laugh

    I've got a 1.1KW PA system, several synths and a load of guitars and amps set up in my front room. The neighbours are lovin' it :ohwell
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    Stolen from Anthony Jeslnik, but the principle...

    Stolen from Anthony Jeslnik, but the principle still applies. It's like these people who post 'thoughts and prayers with the families' when there's a massacre or an atrocity that claims multiple...
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