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    Are you guys drinking early today? Do a quick...

    Are you guys drinking early today? Do a quick search, you'll find who. I can't be @rsed.
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    Am i sure I was being sarcastic? Yep, pretty sure!

    Am i sure I was being sarcastic? Yep, pretty sure!
  3. So you're choosing to switch from umbrella...

    So you're choosing to switch from umbrella (inside IR35) to LTD (outside IR35) but the work you're doing, and the client you're working for, remains the same?

    Seems a bit risky particularly if...
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    I was being sarcastic towards those who keep...

    I was being sarcastic towards those who keep claiming it is only those in London ignoring the lockdown
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    Londoners just don't get it!!!!

    Nyone know which borough in London these 660 house and street parties were being held?

    Coronavirus: Greater Manchester Police warning after 660 parties shut down - BBC News
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    I'm surprised you sleep at night. You seem to be...

    I'm surprised you sleep at night. You seem to be in a constant state of panic. Stress and tension are the lasts things you want at the moment fella ..... they will lower your immunity and open the...
  7. Bye :wave:

    Bye :wave:
  8. Coal mines used to employ under age kids and...

    Coal mines used to employ under age kids and treated donkeys atrociously, so who would want to save an industry like that? Airlines have never mistreated donkeys :cool:
  9. AS NLUK said, you posted in General; General is a...

    AS NLUK said, you posted in General; General is a free for all where manners and sensitivities are left at the door on the way in.

    Saying that, you have pretty much been given fair advice and,...
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    Well, if he didn't have covid-19 when he was...

    Well, if he didn't have covid-19 when he was admitted to hospital, he will pretty soon. Hospitals are not the place to be at the moment unless you have this virus already!
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    Fine by me ... I didn't clap last week and I...

    Fine by me ... I didn't clap last week and I won't be clapping this week. I'll be following advice and staying at home :D

    Oh, and you've referenced 2 separate unrelated points and tried to join...
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    You learn something new every day ....

    .... today it's that Jimmy Greaves is still alive! I could have sworn he died years ago.

    Jimmy Greaves: Former England, Spurs, Chelsea & West Ham striker admitted to hospital - BBC Sport
  13. Because he wants complete strangers, who have no...

    Because he wants complete strangers, who have no skin in the game, to tell him it's OK to ignore the bank's policies and he won't get caught and fired (and then presumably black listed from a whole...
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    Assuming this is real and not a fake internet...

    Assuming this is real and not a fake internet post (there are lots about!) it reads like the anger of a man suffering from grief and loss who needs someone to blame. Boris is an easy target.
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    He'd look better though if he didn't wear them on...

    He'd look better though if he didn't wear them on his head :happy
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    Just say you can't then, and that you're a fool...

    Just say you can't then, and that you're a fool who used the term incorrectly and have, again, been called out on here. No one will think any less of you :grin (as if we could)
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    Ok, well done, you've used Google to find a...

    Ok, well done, you've used Google to find a definition ... now explain how that definition relates to me on this thread?
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    Do you even know what that means?

    Do you even know what that means?
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    Of course there is :rolleyes:

    Of course there is :rolleyes:
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    To be fair to him .... he makes every...

    To be fair to him .... he makes every conceivable prediction ... up, down, stay the same, zig-zag left and right .... when one of them hits the mark he calls a success (whilst hoping no one spots...
  21. FTFY :igmc:

    FTFY :igmc:
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    Why would that wind up remainers?

    Why would that wind up remainers?
  23. I've worked for fund managers (as a contractor)...

    I've worked for fund managers (as a contractor) and always had to declare what shares, bonds etc I hold (also had to declare wife's holdings ..... and she had to declare mine to her company). It's to...
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    Here's another shock stat for you mate, house...

    Here's another shock stat for you mate, house sales are down 70% since lockdown. Wow, who would have expected that to be the case?

    Coronavirus: Property sales down 70% since lockdown, says Zoopla...
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    I'd not argue with you that you've produced a...

    I'd not argue with you that you've produced a pile of something, but it don't smell like profit fella :smokin
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    There are some good old nut cakes on that feed...

    There are some good old nut cakes on that feed :laugh
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    He's not so good when the sun is shining :grey

    He's not so good when the sun is shining :grey
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    Feck, I'm agreeing with Scooty ...... Doctor, I...

    Feck, I'm agreeing with Scooty ...... Doctor, I need some meds NOW :laugh
  29. Was saying to my good wife about a month ago how...

    Was saying to my good wife about a month ago how ill Boris looked - saggy face, palid skin, bags under eyes - stress clearly getting to him, that in addition to being on the rather plump side. He was...
  30. You need to inject it into a big purple vein :wink

    You need to inject it into a big purple vein :wink
  31. And, if you're lucky, you're in a coma and...

    And, if you're lucky, you're in a coma and drugged up to the eyeballs with morphine so you're no longer in pain and your body can peacefully go to sleep.
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    I would have expected it to be worse, for the...

    I would have expected it to be worse, for the reason I gave ... no one can go view/test drive new cars. So yes, I was surprised, but in a good way.

    Was you not expecting this?

    You'll be posting...
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    We live in hope, but there are some pretty stupid...

    We live in hope, but there are some pretty stupid people about :D
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    Yes, it does appear that if you're not strong and...

    Yes, it does appear that if you're not strong and healthy, you don't want to go into a second week with ongoing symptoms.

    I'm guessing he's currently got pneumonia hence why in ICU.

    Not good...
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    Who'd have thunk it ..... new car sales are down...

    Who'd have thunk it ..... new car sales are down at a time when lockdown means people can't go to showrooms to look at cars!!

    You, Sir, are an Oracle :rolleyes:
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    He's just gone into ICU ... not looking good for...

    He's just gone into ICU ... not looking good for him. I'm not his biggest fan, but I hope he pulls through.
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    You forgot number 4. Shoot loads of heroin

    You forgot number 4. Shoot loads of heroin
  38. SAS, Scooty ..... who else?

    SAS, Scooty ..... who else?
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    I am an expert in my field, and in that field I...

    I am an expert in my field, and in that field I expect to be listened to. I charge for this advice; I certainly wouldn't be giving it away free on a forum :smokin
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    Anyone who has ever watched an episode of Chicago...

    Anyone who has ever watched an episode of Chicago Med knows that you don't want to go on a ventilator/ECMO.
  41. As individuals we could have acted differently...

    As individuals we could have acted differently based on what we were seeing. Just because the government didn't enforce a lockdown earlier, it doesn't mean we could have behaved differently, and yet,...
  42. You're complaining that we don't live in a nanny...

    You're complaining that we don't live in a nanny state, with martial law like controls. The government advised what we should be doing, the public chose to ignore that advice. Sometimes you can't...
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    Yep. That's what I'll be doing.

    Yep. That's what I'll be doing.
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    Yep. Zwift 4-5 times a week. Races and longer...

    Yep. Zwift 4-5 times a week. Races and longer multi hour rides (did Mega Pretzel over the weekend, will be attempting PRL Full on Thursday).

    I do real life rides when I can, but struggle to get...
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    As Scoobos says, not liking someone is one thing,...

    As Scoobos says, not liking someone is one thing, wishing them dead is a whole new ball game and not really a nice trait. Bojo is a twunt, but ..... :confused:
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    It was something we had talked about recently; my...

    It was something we had talked about recently; my Wife's Mom works at a solicitors and they always get a rise in divorce calls over the Christmas period (they even get messages left on their phones...
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    This :yay:

    This :yay:
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    Coronavirus - Not so positive side effect

    Domestic abuse calls up since lockdown. Probably not that surprising given there is a rise too during the Christmas break, followed by a rise of divorces. More broken families.

    Domestic Abuse up
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    Stock market up 2.5% so far today .... on the...

    Stock market up 2.5% so far today .... on the news of Bojo in hospital? :tongue
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    I hope he pulls through better than he pulls out...

    I hope he pulls through better than he pulls out :wink
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