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    Probably became a racist after reading the Daily...

    Probably became a racist after reading the Daily Mail...
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    There's only one correct point of view, and if it...

    There's only one correct point of view, and if it doesn't correspond with the Mods' own view, any other opinion must therefore belong to a twat. :laugh
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    A nice use of the old 'mention SY-L whenever...

    A nice use of the old 'mention SY-L whenever anyone mentions Farage' tactic.



    He presents a radio show. Go away and think about that for a moment.
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    Would it help if I used shorter words?

    Would it help if I used shorter words?
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    As a journalist (stop sniggering at the back)...

    As a journalist (stop sniggering at the back) he's free to report on the many boats which are depositing illegal immigrants on a daily basis (and flouting social-distancing guidelines) along the...
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    Allowing themselves to be filmed (although I...

    Allowing themselves to be filmed (although I haven't seen it) presumably wasn't part of the 'process'.
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    She is in the Media, and as we saw from the...

    She is in the Media, and as we saw from the scenes outside a house in Islington last week, the Media are definitely NOT covered by any of the lockdown guidelines.
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    I've never taken much notice of the Bible - I...

    I've never taken much notice of the Bible - I mean I don't take it as Gospel...

    :igmc:
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    Good. Long live the lock-down...:smokin

    Good. Long live the lock-down...:smokin
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    Being under 18 didn't stop me in the mid-late...

    Being under 18 didn't stop me in the mid-late 80's when there wasn't a lockdown we could use as a convenient excuse. :eyes
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    Depends where you live. I'd be more worried about...

    Depends where you live. I'd be more worried about what the fook happens if someone decides they're not going to pay you. IR35 is likely to be the least of your worries.
  12. It can happen, especially on the back nine... ...

    It can happen, especially on the back nine...

    :igmc:
  13. It's by no means obvious, because he just can't...

    It's by no means obvious, because he just can't do 'funny'. He should leave comedy to those better qualified*, and crawl back under a stone of his choosing...

    *I don't mean Nish Kumar, he's just...
  14. He's still bitter that he didn't win one for his...

    He's still bitter that he didn't win one for his Iraq campaign...
  15. Remember to wear gloves. And don't call the brown...

    Remember to wear gloves. And don't call the brown smelly stuff "tulip", they'll think you're a nutter...
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    Believe that, if it makes you feel better. ...

    Believe that, if it makes you feel better.



    I can't believe you actually believe that. We don't have 'a veto' - those are now opt-outs, and we only had two of any significance; the Euro and...
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    Classy, as always...:wink

    Classy, as always...:wink
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    Boris didn't know the 'evidence' was actually a...

    Boris didn't know the 'evidence' was actually a 6th Former's homework, at the time, did he...:tumble:
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    Only if you're a complete Orpe...:wink

    Only if you're a complete Orpe...:wink
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    Will I be OK to drive back to London after...

    Will I be OK to drive back to London after drinking that lot?
  21. So when are you going to ban him then? Or is...

    So when are you going to ban him then?

    Or is this one allowed to stay for sporting purposes? :wink
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    But if you want a 'fact', don't bother with...

    But if you want a 'fact', don't bother with Twatter, you're unlikely to find one.
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    If that was genuinely in the Graun, I doff my cap...

    If that was genuinely in the Graun, I doff my cap Sir.
    Now, I must put Google to work proving its authenticity and then hastily delete my internet history (again)...:emb
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    It's the closest you'll get to a 'Sun-style'...

    It's the closest you'll get to a 'Sun-style' headline in the Graun. :yay:
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    You would need to exercise common sense, which...

    You would need to exercise common sense, which would seem to be out of the reach of the vast majority.

    It's fairly obvious to an amoeba that this storm has nothing to do with what he did in March...
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    The obvious headline, and you're the first (that...

    The obvious headline, and you're the first (that I've seen) to use it. :music:
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    Fried celery? No wonder he turned out to be a...

    Fried celery? No wonder he turned out to be a wrong 'un...
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    Picnic. :wink

    Picnic.

    :wink
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    If you want a proper petrol car, rather than a...

    If you want a proper petrol car, rather than a silly electric appliance, soon you'll have no choice but to go second hand.
  30. I had to google that one, it's not part of my...

    I had to google that one, it's not part of my Genesis collection (and with very good reason, it's pretty terrible). In future, I will listen to it less often, or on fewer occasions. :D
  31. It still does in my house...:wink

    It still does in my house...:wink
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    Note to Boris, try to do more for the lady next...

    Note to Boris, try to do more for the lady next time...
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    Based on the state of her Lady-Garden, I doubt...

    Based on the state of her Lady-Garden, I doubt it...
  34. The contemporary meaning is, not to put too fine...

    The contemporary meaning is, not to put too fine a point on it, wrong.
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    They're approaching Winter. Did you bunk off the...

    They're approaching Winter. Did you bunk off the day they tried to teach you Geography?
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    Quite. As oversights go, it's a biggie...

    Quite. As oversights go, it's a biggie...
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    Razzle, March 1992. :smokin

    Razzle, March 1992. :smokin
  38. Will someone teach those Americanists English,...

    Will someone teach those Americanists English, please. Decimate means 'remove every tenth individual, or reduce by a tenth'.
    And while we're being pedantic, a 'rabbit' is something a lady uses when...
  39. The shock will only kill you if you have the...

    The shock will only kill you if you have the vulnerability.
  40. Are you volunteering yourself?

    Are you volunteering yourself?
  41. If they are in the same sector, and subject to...

    If they are in the same sector, and subject to the same 'shocks', those which go under must have 'underlying health conditions'.
  42. Unfortunately the local council don't agree. New...

    Unfortunately the local council don't agree. New restaurants are effectively banned (I'm not making this up) because they won't allow any change of use. All we'd get would be the big chains though,...
  43. Banks? They are closing faster than pubs. I'm 10...

    Banks? They are closing faster than pubs. I'm 10 mins walk away from 4 empty banks, and they will remain empty probably forever, because they were built as banks, and won't work as shops.
  44. Yes, it did, but that would apply to every food...

    Yes, it did, but that would apply to every food importer. So why are some coping better than others? As we have discussed widely, badly run companies are quick to blame Brexit, because it deflects...
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    Even though we all know a small child would be...

    Even though we all know a small child would be capable of 'creatively editing' a pdf? :wink
  46. You haven't missed anything.

    You haven't missed anything.
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    Really? I thought they went AWOL years ago...

    Really? I thought they went AWOL years ago...
  48. Nothing to do with Brexit*, everything to do with...

    Nothing to do with Brexit*, everything to do with their overpriced, underwhelming offerings, high rents and business rates, and generally crap service. The chaff won't survive, because they don't...
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    9 million Easyjet customer details hacked

    I know this is a Contractor forum, so most of you won't be affected.

    EasyJet: Nine million customers' details 'accessed' by hackers | Business News | Sky News

    :eek

    Sadly I might be, we have...
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