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    I was salivating at the SC bikes on there. Never...

    I was salivating at the SC bikes on there. Never done any downhill racing in my life but I'd love to do it however I know I would also break many bones doing this.

    Best I stick to Chess. :eyes
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    There's some cracking Santa Cruz downhill MBs on...

    There's some cracking Santa Cruz downhill MBs on eBay that I am having trouble stopping myself from pull the trigger on.

    Dangerous being on the bench. :wink

    qh
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    Sticky: What a cracking day out there, a rare treat so in...

    What a cracking day out there, a rare treat so in honour of this I have spent it indoors playing BattleFront 2.

    qh
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    See link I posted, I think you had be to be one...

    See link I posted, I think you had be to be one of the customers that were supposed to move to Williams & Glyn (at least I was).

    Then when that was panned they needed us off the books.

    Edit,...
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    Discussed here originally....

    Discussed here originally.

    qh
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    Sticky: Playing lots of Chess. Getting heavier...

    Playing lots of Chess. Getting heavier regardless of my 4 mile runs.

    I hope you are all well and safe.

    Hedges to trim and grass to cut today, so as long as the sun shines I'll be happy.

    qh
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    Lockdown Lite

    I see groups of teenagers all together, no 2m SD.

    People in shops, supermarket isles packed.

    WTF? More of a Lockdown Lite now.

    Sod this, I'm off on holiday.

    qh
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    I was initially given 3k for moving away, however...

    I was initially given 3k for moving away, however upon checking my statement last month, there was another 1k from RBS.

    Hadn't a clue about this as I'd moved from them a year ago. :grin

    qh
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    Epidemiologist role

    Help us* in the fight against Covid-19.

    Epidemiologist

    *It's Inside IR35 so we're gonna shaft you on tax. :ohwell

    qh
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    In other words he wants the brown nosers to suck...

    In other words he wants the brown nosers to suck up to him, probably plays them off one another.

    We have all worked for tossers like this, part of the reason we are freelance/contract. :wave:
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    Not reading but listening to Andy Serkis read...

    Not reading but listening to Andy Serkis read aloud The Hobbit.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QOF_r_Y5-A

    qh
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    Sticky: Rained solidly here all day in the Shire. Did...

    Rained solidly here all day in the Shire.

    Did a four mile run in it at lunchtime, I like running in the rain.

    Protein shake post run to try and stay off the biscuits. I lasted 30 mins. :frown...
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    There's that Taking Back Control. :ohwell qh

    There's that Taking Back Control. :ohwell

    qh
  14. I've been watching the Penguin cam at San Diego...

    I've been watching the Penguin cam at San Diego Zoo with the kids (home schooling doncha know?)

    Penguin Cam | San Diego Zoo

    qh
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    Stalin sent his people to the Gulags. We...

    Stalin sent his people to the Gulags.


    We have simply cut out the middle man.


    qh
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    What they all said. :wink qh

    What they all said.

    :wink

    qh
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    Still not a patch on Blue Lines or Mezzanine. ...

    Still not a patch on Blue Lines or Mezzanine.

    qh
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    Sticky: I like the look of those, very handy. Thanks ...

    I like the look of those, very handy.

    Thanks

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    Sticky: A fine day in Gotham City out there. Loving this...

    A fine day in Gotham City out there. Loving this weather.

    Bought a garden roller so need some sand to fill it, but that seems to have gone the way of hand sanitizer and toilet roll a few weeks...
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    I may have one going spare, really, really tiny...

    I may have one going spare, really, really tiny scratch on the screen, hardly noticeable. Like new really. :wink

    Good price?

    qh
  21. My father-in-law has FTD however thankfully not...

    My father-in-law has FTD however thankfully not as bad as Lee, and the docs have said his body will give up before his mind does.

    "However diminished, a person lingers in the shattered roadways of...
  22. eek? That was me who sent you that one. The...

    eek? That was me who sent you that one. The ch-eek of it. :wink

    qh
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    Okay, putting my AndyW head on, how can you have...

    Okay, putting my AndyW head on, how can you have a negative price for something? (guessing it is because it is a commodity or summat).

    qh
  24. Thread: China lies

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    All about the C-TIT factors then? Plenty of them...

    All about the C-TIT factors then? Plenty of them on here. :wink

    qh
  25. I asked my parents to go (on my own, without a...

    I asked my parents to go (on my own, without a ticket) to Spike Island. I was 2 months shy of being 15.

    Bizarrely they said no. :frown

    qh
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    Man ejects himself from fighter jet...

    Nearly a Darwin Award this:

    Man accidentally ejects himself from fighter jet during surprise flight

    qh
  27. I need to read Sumner's book. I like Hooky's...

    I need to read Sumner's book. I like Hooky's disclaimer: "It's the truth, as I saw it." :D

    qh
  28. Hooky's book describing what you mentioned (and...

    Hooky's book describing what you mentioned (and more besides!) is a good read. The amount of money New Order just pi$$ed away to keep the Hac open is crackers. :freaky:

    qh
  29. Well I am bopping along to K-Klass at the moment,...

    Well I am bopping along to K-Klass at the moment, I may have a baileys later and see where the night takes me.
    :music: :music: :music:
    :bluelight :bluelight :bluelight

    qh
  30. Big fan of Manchester music and House music in...

    Big fan of Manchester music and House music in general.

    I never got to the Hac, despite being only 20 odd miles down the East Lancs, and Liverpool did have Cream.

    (Even that was toppy for a...
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    How's yer powershell? dbatools.io...

    How's yer powershell?

    dbatools.io

    dbachecks.io


    Although you may already be aware of these using SQL Server. They are very helpful.
  32. Who are ya and what you on? (Frontroom Haçienda)

    If you want to relive yer yoot, then here's the place to go:

    https://unitedwestream.co.uk

    You can still get in if you're wearing trainers. :yay:

    qh
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    I've booked to go and stand in an area of the...

    I've booked to go and stand in an area of the rear garden I've not been.

    The brochure said there were three daffodils, some brambles and and upturned wheelbarrow with punctured wheel.

    Booked a...
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    You know what, after rolling the bugger out for...

    You know what, after rolling the bugger out for an hour or six, it tasted divine. Kids had seconds and thirds. Its a lot of faff, but it is very nice to eat.

    I'll do the same when Covid-24...
  35. Thread: Disney+

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    Yes, I'm bored. :wink qh

    Yes, I'm bored. :wink

    qh
  36. Thread: Disney+

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    Sounds like a perfect day that. qh

    Sounds like a perfect day that.

    qh
  37. Thread: Disney+

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    Watched the four episodes of the Mandalorian,...

    Watched the four episodes of the Mandalorian, rather good so far.

    There are 8 in total for Season 1, where are the others Disney+?

    qh fist wave
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    :laugh:laugh:laugh ...

    :laugh:laugh:laugh


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYcfIrI5CEc


    qh
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    Samsung Screen repair

    Twenty or so years of owning mobile phones and I had never smashed a screen on any of them... until last week. :mad


    Galaxy S8. Looked at samsungrepair.com to see what price it would be to...
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    Made my first pasta dough yesterday with mixed...

    Made my first pasta dough yesterday with mixed results as most of the egg mixture went over my flour well and onto the floor.

    Note to self: using the dining room table.

    Then I dropped more eggs...
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    I was watching Goldfinger t'other week and...

    I was watching Goldfinger t'other week and thinking she was a fine looking woman.

    RIP Pussy. :frown

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    It's finally caught up with Lord Bath: ...

    It's finally caught up with Lord Bath: Coronavirus: Lord Bath dies after contracting Covid-19 - BBC News

    RIP The loony, bright jumper wearing, animal loving, randy bugger.

    qh
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    Gordon Taylor has been on the take for the last...

    Gordon Taylor has been on the take for the last 40 years.

    Said he would step down from the PFA, still there I see. :eyes

    qh
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    Sad that he is no longer with us. Too soon? ...

    Sad that he is no longer with us.

    Too soon?

    RIB Bill

    qh
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    Sticky: No they all move around. Star above the Moon...

    No they all move around. Star above the Moon this week is Venus.

    qh
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    Sticky: Waitrose today, and another nice shopping...

    Waitrose today, and another nice shopping experience, all people 2m apart, only letting so many into the shop, so fingers crossed none of the covidots can't panic/hoard buy anymore. Managed to get...
  47. Thread: Spread

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    I was reading on twatter, (so take with a pinch...

    I was reading on twatter, (so take with a pinch of salt) about flights still coming into London with none of the passengers being checked for CV19.

    If so makes it pointless the police telling...
  48. Thread: Disney+

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    I can watch on my laptop fine, but really it is...

    I can watch on my laptop fine, but really it is for kids during these no school times.

    I've bought a 2019 Samsung 43' 4K model for 320 notes, so should be fine.

    qh
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    Well quite, hence I asked about sensible. qh

    Well quite, hence I asked about sensible.

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    Ha! Been a while since I saw that. I always...

    Ha! Been a while since I saw that. I always preferred The Meaning Of Life.

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