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    Bloody hell - you check up the poster and forget...

    Bloody hell - you check up the poster and forget to check the thread...
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    Oh yes - even down to the Samaritans... DOR...

    Oh yes - even down to the Samaritans... DOR resolutions
    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/hmrc-scheme-enquiries/133267-dor-resolutions.html
  3. Thread: DOR resolutions

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    Yeah, that’s a new one. :laugh:

    Yeah, that’s a new one. :laugh:
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    Be aware that I missed these shenanigans when...

    Be aware that I missed these shenanigans when allowing these new posters through. I am annoyed with myself for this and so I will be mean-spirited and petty when moderating this thread in future.
    ...
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    Not the BBC this time? I’m amazed...:rolleyes:

    Not the BBC this time?

    I’m amazed...:rolleyes:
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    Then it’s a bit unfortunate that they’re using...

    Then it’s a bit unfortunate that they’re using the same name, isn’t it?
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    One of the newest threads...

    One of the newest threads
    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/hmrc-scheme-enquiries/128809-kinsella-keypay-solutions.html?highlight=Kinsella

    And one of the oldest...
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    This board receives no sponsorship from Webberg...

    This board receives no sponsorship from Webberg or WTT.

    I will not be pulling your posts up to now, so your opinion remains.

    However you've made your point and so I don't know what more you...
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    Oh, I'm with you on the pandemic. That Val...

    Oh, I'm with you on the pandemic.

    That Val McDermid radio drama is still with me...
  10. Thread: FCSA

    by cojak
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    Try here.... FCSA • Members Directory •...

    Try here....

    FCSA • Members Directory • Accredited Members FCSA
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    Yep, and who knows if we'll all still be alive in...

    Yep, and who knows if we'll all still be alive in 100 years time.

    Dangers of the Victorian Era - Geri Walton

    It was a jolly good thing when I ditched the crinoline.
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    Ah, so Robert Venables (QC)'s name has cropped up...

    Ah, so Robert Venables (QC)'s name has cropped up again, has it? I did wonder how long before he made a (re)appearance...
    ...
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    Hardcore Brexiteers don't trust him as far as...

    Hardcore Brexiteers don't trust him as far as they could throw him, and with good reason.

    They reckon that he'll turn as soon as he becomes PM and go for a soft Brexit.

    So interesting times...
  14. Well she won't be introducing me into her...

    Well she won't be introducing me into her 'network' - I'm not daft enough to join...
  15. Thread: Dash cam footage

    by cojak
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    What camera do you have?

    What camera do you have?
  16. You are an employee now, you don’t have ‘staff’....

    You are an employee now, you don’t have ‘staff’. It’s no different from you paying a cleaner or a child minder.

    You’ll just have to go back to calling your office admin your wife (aka Jack’s...
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    The reason that no-one has answered is because...

    The reason that no-one has answered is because no-one can answer that for you.

    Only you know whether you can afford the small chance of winning vs the large chance of picking up penalties if you...
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    Oh my. Oh my oh my... Now, you are not...

    Oh my.

    Oh my oh my...

    Now, you are not going to see this too often, and I will decide when to restrain this thread, but until then...

    :popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:
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    Note - I have allowed the above post through as I...

    Note - I have allowed the above post through as I suspect that this question will be asked if/when people see the name in (re)use.

    This is the only time it will be allowed in this form. The poster...
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    If your agency advises that it’s because your...

    If your agency advises that it’s because your contract is probably inside IR35 and you shouldn’t be paying yourself expenses.

    But the books and websites will tell you all about this I’m sure...
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    Stay with method A. Actually, leave the...

    Stay with method A.

    Actually, leave the umbrella as you can be sure that they’ll close the company down the moment HMRC comes sniffing around method B.
  22. And don't spam threads asking the same question...

    And don't spam threads asking the same question or the Mods will give you the same answer that the interviewers gave you...
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    *Sucks teeth* And wait for that HMRC knock on...

    *Sucks teeth*

    And wait for that HMRC knock on the door when they ask why the contract wasn't always inside IR35...
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    I'm now torn between cleaning up this thread and...

    I'm now torn between cleaning up this thread and just letting it run.

    I'll think about it a while longer but anything outrageous and I'll remove it all...

    HTH.
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    There's work out there for you, but these days...

    There's work out there for you, but these days you need to hustle for it. Gone are the days when you throw out your CV into the murky waters of jobsites and expect agents to bite.

    You need to work...
  26. Sticky: You know, I think that I might sticky this for a...

    You know, I think that I might sticky this for a couple of weeks...
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    Welcome to the forum. :) We don’t encourage...

    Welcome to the forum. :)

    We don’t encourage that kind of thing anymore (it all got a bit messy) but we missed this thread so I’m locking it.

    Look forward to seeing you around. :)
  28. Thread: Forum Names

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    I shouldn’t have laughed quite so hard at that...

    I shouldn’t have laughed quite so hard at that one... :o
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    Ah, but are they already running around like a...

    Ah, but are they already running around like a headless chicken, or is this a new role?
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    Sorted.

    Sorted.
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    I don't bother as it's only Brillo gaming the...

    I don't bother as it's only Brillo gaming the system.

    You wouldn't have known the system was there before the forum upgrade when notifications were turned on.
  32. Thread: Metro bank

    by cojak
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    OK, I was listening Radio 5 Live’s Wake up to...

    OK, I was listening Radio 5 Live’s Wake up to Money and they said that businesses were leaving in droves leaving only retail accounts.

    And on here... Metro Bank shares tumble again amid fresh...
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    They can’t force you to stay. You haven’t signed...

    They can’t force you to stay. You haven’t signed the new contract so you finish when the old one ends. If you don’t want to continue on the current rate, inform HR and the director via email.

    Then...
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    Yes it is.

    Yes it is.
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    Very kind, I would have banned their sorry ass......

    Very kind, I would have banned their sorry ass...

    (Missed this thread in my last warning and they obviously noticed.)
  36. Thread: Metro bank

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    But only retail accounts. If you have a...

    But only retail accounts.

    If you have a business account, get your company money out of there fast.
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    They won’t be able to PM you lot until they post...

    They won’t be able to PM you lot until they post a few more times.

    Because I’ve asked Admin not to give them advanced PM rights.
  38. Thread: BIG GROUP

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    Sticky: WPBS.

    WPBS.
  39. No need to second-guess the reasons for dipping...

    No need to second-guess the reasons for dipping into company money (other than pointing out that it's a very bad idea) I would have thought...
  40. I suppose you could if you wrote such a contract...

    I suppose you could if you wrote such a contract and both parties agreed to it. But 1 contract or separate contracts, you would definitely be inside IR35 because of it.

    I hope the rate is worth...
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    These thread may help: ...

    These thread may help:

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/business-contracts/132114-working-usa.html
    ...
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    No. But if you’ve already settled with HMRC...

    No.

    But if you’ve already settled with HMRC and just want shot of it all, tell them you can’t afford £1000 and offer them £200.

    See how quickly they bite your hand off.
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    Fair enough, but as we’ve seen in other fora,...

    Fair enough, but as we’ve seen in other fora, signing anything resembling a legal contract can get you into all sorts of problems if you don’t extricate yourself from them properly.
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    Walk away legally. Take advice from a...

    Walk away legally.

    Take advice from a solicitor on how to get out of this mess without your tulip of a brother clinging to you like a leech (I suspect you’ll be surprised how quickly he’ll...
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    Sticky: Good idea.

    Good idea.
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    Ask Scruff to change the title. As the owner I’m...

    Ask Scruff to change the title. As the owner I’m sure he’ll oblige...
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    Sticky: Done (but more in sadness TT). Hope it works...

    Done (but more in sadness TT).

    Hope it works out for you.
  48. Thread: MTD & VAT

    by cojak
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    Just to let you know that I've stopped 1st time...

    Just to let you know that I've stopped 1st time posters from promoting any more MTD software.

    We've got enough for anyone to make a decision regarding this from now on.
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    Just to let you know that I've stopped 1st time...

    Just to let you know that I've stopped 1st time posters from promoting any more MTD software.

    We've got enough for anyone to make a decision regarding this from now on.
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    I agree. I think that well-skilled, confident and...

    I agree. I think that well-skilled, confident and clued-up contractors will continue, but they'll be in a constant battle to prove that they are outside IR35. Or even find clients prepared to take...
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