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  1. Thread: Dark Days...

    by SimonMac
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    If you’re laughing, you’re not crying!

    If you’re laughing, you’re not crying!
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    Johnson

    Johnson
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    Bean

    Bean
  4. Thread: Dark Days...

    by SimonMac
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    Glad you're back, can we now berate you for being...

    Glad you're back, can we now berate you for being so irresponsible by scaring and putting us through that, don't ever do that again or so help me god I will kill you!

    ;)
  5. I'm stuck in an internal loop

    I'm stuck in an internal loop[/QUOTE]

    I'm stuck in an internal loop[/QUOTE]

    I'm stuck in an internal loop[/QUOTE]

    I'm stuck in an internal loop
  6. I'm stuck in an internal loop

    I'm stuck in an internal loop[/QUOTE]

    I'm stuck in an internal loop[/QUOTE]

    I'm stuck in an internal loop
  7. I'm stuck in an internal loop

    I'm stuck in an internal loop[/QUOTE]

    I'm stuck in an internal loop
  8. I'm stuck in an internal loop

    I'm stuck in an internal loop
  9. Thread: Dark Days...

    by SimonMac
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    Dark Days...

    Bit more info to narrow down the location

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/135552-who-should-i-vote-post2707314.html#post2707314
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    I paid zero to set up the SIPP with HL, but I...

    I paid zero to set up the SIPP with HL, but I needed a IFA as I wanted to transfer my civil service pension into it. Went with HLs recommendation was about £600 a few years ago, seemed a waste as...
  11. Thread: Dark Days...

    by SimonMac
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    I’ve been where you are, literally after downing...

    I’ve been where you are, literally after downing a bottle of pills and some cheap vodka, it took me a long tome to realise how big a mistake I nearly made.

    I’ve PM’d you my number, reach out to...
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
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    Is the drive encrypted? Most OS turn that on be...

    Is the drive encrypted? Most OS turn that on be default, if so it's going to be a lot more difficult than you hope
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    Sticky: On the plus side, my pension is doing well today!

    On the plus side, my pension is doing well today!
  15. Knock him as much as you want, but tonight has...

    Knock him as much as you want, but tonight has shown the “people” are behind him
  16. How about we give Scotland a referendum but let...

    How about we give Scotland a referendum but let the whole of the UK vote? After all a split in the union affects everyone in the country
  17. Wee Jimmy Krankie will bleat on about...

    Wee Jimmy Krankie will bleat on about independence, but BoJo has said out right he won't sanction it
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    Labour having the (expected) worse result since...

    Labour having the (expected) worse result since 1935, I think Corbyn has that honour of all the leaders!
  19. First exit poll: Taxi for Corbyn!

    First exit poll:



    Taxi for Corbyn!
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    We went with Metro back via CMME

    We went with Metro back via CMME
  21. I'm stuck in an internal loop

    I'm stuck in an internal loop
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    With electric blankets and hot chocolate I hope

    With electric blankets and hot chocolate I hope
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    I'd agree but I don't know what that means

    I'd agree but I don't know what that means
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    #dogsatpollingstations

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELkOkDlX0AARDUq.jpg
    ...
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    Sticky: Lady muck! I don’t need you to steal me...

    Lady muck!

    I don’t need you to steal me glasses anymore


    Silent Pool Gin Gift Pack with 2x Glasses - Master of Malt
  26. tulip! It's gone down on me again

    tulip! It's gone down on me again
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    Poll: :hug:

    :hug:
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    Has anything you've seen so far led you to...

    Has anything you've seen so far led you to believe either sides idea is well thought out?
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    The elephant in the room is that just throwing...

    The elephant in the room is that just throwing more money at the NHS will not solve the problem.

    Scotland and Wales have devolved health and their per head spending is higher, but their care is...
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    Poll: I hope the Tories get an overall majority, but...

    I hope the Tories get an overall majority, but it's slim enough that they need to be kept in check by some of their more centrist MP's
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    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:AN...

    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSG4EakQ2R25VxUtD2ZDdG7gpcX-F-hHHqk1WjuGWvnmabc7V7U&s
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    I think you missed the well done to the OP by the...

    I think you missed the well done to the OP by the way ;)

    #MeMeMeMeMe
  33. Show him this thread.... ...

    Show him this thread....

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/135454-whats-something-you-can-say-when-programming-you-can-also-say-during-sex.html
  34. Women are massively under represented here

    Women are massively under represented here
  35. Thread: Blackcurrants

    by SimonMac
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    Corbyn effect innit Jeremy Corbyn shared his...

    Corbyn effect innit

    Jeremy Corbyn shared his jam recipe in honour of The Great British Bake Off and fans can'''t cope
  36. My hand has gone to sleep

    My hand has gone to sleep
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    Does your accountant use Freeagent? If so they...

    Does your accountant use Freeagent? If so they can be created in there.

    Otherwise just use a word template

    invoice template - Google Search
  38. I'm trying to work out how I can get Clippy from...

    I'm trying to work out how I can get Clippy from Microsoft Word into this tread but can't manage it

    Edit:

    Best I can come up with for now

    https://i.imgflip.com/3ivbcy.jpg
  39. All change! Dave Chaplin on LinkedIn:...

    All change!

    Dave Chaplin on LinkedIn: OFF-PAYROLL - LABOUR POLICY LEAK: They appear to now support the Off-Payroll
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    I didn't realise he played Fr. Mulcahy in the...

    I didn't realise he played Fr. Mulcahy in the M*A*S*H Film :(
  41. Christ is this still going on? I thought it would...

    Christ is this still going on? I thought it would have ended by now
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    Caroll Spinney: Sesame Street's Big Bird...

    Caroll Spinney: Sesame Street's Big Bird puppeteer dies

    Caroll Spinney: Sesame Street's Big Bird puppeteer dies - BBC News
  43. You can have it good, quick or cheap, pick any...

    You can have it good, quick or cheap, pick any two and only two!
  44. You will also regularly get tulip faced and...

    You will also regularly get tulip faced and provide countless entertainment for the contractors you work with while you fall in and out of love with a fellow cohort
  45. Stick it in the backlog

    Stick it in the backlog
  46. Skip University and go for an apprenticeship

    Skip University and go for an apprenticeship
  47. Labour Commit to scrapping April 2020 roll out of IR35 reforms to the private sector

    Dave Chaplin on LinkedIn: BREAKING NEWS: Labour Commit to scrapping April 2020 roll out of IR35 | 87 comments
  48. If we throw more men at it would we be able to...

    If we throw more men at it would we be able to finish sooner?
  49. Don't you just hate it when the guy before you...

    Don't you just hate it when the guy before you was sloppy
  50. I need to invoke my right of substitution!

    I need to invoke my right of substitution!
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