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    EMI Publications say "chicks". ...

    EMI Publications say "chicks".

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  2. How many hours actual work would you do if you...

    How many hours actual work would you do if you were in the office? Hint - it won't be 8.5 hours. If you spend 50% of your time on task A, 50% on task B, then it's 4 hours on each.

    You have to...
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    I take it back. They've exceeded your reasoning...

    I take it back. They've exceeded your reasoning skills.
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    Poll: Staying at a hotel within taxi distance. I'm...

    Staying at a hotel within taxi distance. I'm arriving late Thursday, so I'll probably do some shopping Friday morning. Then afternoon nap... :oldgit:
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    It's chicks.

    It's chicks.
  6. Well, it's so good you shouldn't miss it. ...

    Well, it's so good you shouldn't miss it.

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  7. Thread: Boris

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    DId you enjoy your party?

    DId you enjoy your party?
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    We cannot accept this deal that only benefits the...

    We cannot accept this deal that only benefits the EU. After 3+years the young remoaners say they could not vote three years ago ?????? these dim wits.....you could not vote then but we won the vote...
  9. Thread: Boris

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    Course we do sweetie. :popcorn::rollin:

    Course we do sweetie.

    :popcorn::rollin:
  10. Only for him. He is incapable of learning. Hang...

    Only for him. He is incapable of learning. Hang on a minute, I'll just go an merge some of his sequential posts. That'll larn him.
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    He has two chips, one on each, so equally...

    He has two chips, one on each, so equally balanced and unlikely to cause spinal trouble.
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    Yes, it's enforceable. Yes, as a contractor you...

    Yes, it's enforceable. Yes, as a contractor you must contest it - you may have another client for whom you do work, so it clearly conflicts with your business model.
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    You made it through another night. I'm happy for...

    You made it through another night. I'm happy for you.
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    Follow the money. If you have another reason to...

    Follow the money. If you have another reason to explain the military and political support given by the West, I'd be glad to hear it.

    FTFY. (Clue, GhostOfTarbera isn't banned).
  15. Thread: Boris

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    Projecting again?

    Projecting again?
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    Keep telling yourself that, princess. :D

    Keep telling yourself that, princess. :D
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    Of my kids four grandparents (~80 years old),...

    Of my kids four grandparents (~80 years old), only one voted for Brexit.

    It's like the stats show that the uneducated were more likely to vote brexit. That doesn't mean that some intelligent,...
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    It's ok. You can continue to use the services, so...

    It's ok. You can continue to use the services, so long as it's not to avoid the charge.
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    "Contributes to the safety of the UK" would be...

    "Contributes to the safety of the UK" would be more accurate. But I'm surprised you have to ask - or is that a fetching tin-foil hat you're wearing?
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    Funny video ok? ...

    Funny video ok?


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j006TZGrwW4
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    Aw, bless. I'm coming to London from...

    Aw, bless.


    I'm coming to London from Yorkshire on the 31st October any referendum run again is the spark to a civil war and we wont abide by the Geneva convention we are not troops just...
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    TFA. My son, his wife and the sprog came back...

    TFA.

    My son, his wife and the sprog came back yesterday from three weeks touring Scotland. They are come over tonight, bringing whisky and haggis. But we're having raclette at my Swiss...
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    If there isn't brown sauce, I'm cancelling my...

    If there isn't brown sauce, I'm cancelling my flights.
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    Poll: Too close to call. I watch with :popcorn:

    Too close to call. I watch with :popcorn:
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    I'm not sure, but I think the Speaker gets the...

    I'm not sure, but I think the Speaker gets the casting vote. :rollin::rollin::rollin:
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    Not if they're on fire.

    Not if they're on fire.
  27. FTFTFY

    FTFY[/QUOTE]FTFTFY
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    It's definitely an upside for most of us I think.

    It's definitely an upside for most of us I think.
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    Admin of the Brexit Party Supporters group It's...

    Admin of the Brexit Party Supporters group It's nice to see a bit of true belief.

    I have said before no polls as this is a leave group so pointless and most of them are rigged by remainers
    ...
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    They should be queueing up to volunteer.

    They should be queueing up to volunteer.
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    Nope. The Benn Act specifically says that Bojo...

    Nope. The Benn Act specifically says that Bojo must ask for an extension if the HoC do not vote in favour of his deal.
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    This is more serious than I thought. Won't...

    This is more serious than I thought. Won't someone think of the children?

    Yes, global warming is happening, yes it's going to cause problems, no, enough is probably not being done. No, the world...
  33. Thread: Tw*T

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    Then no Disability Benefit for you!

    Then no Disability Benefit for you!
  34. Just one. Government incompetence.

    Just one. Government incompetence.
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    Following the EU invasion, post Brexit, a letter...

    Following the EU invasion, post Brexit, a letter from our own correspondent, on the subject of gratitude.

    I'm filled with gratitude for the fighting spirit of the Yorkshire Republican Army, who...
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    Yeah. My parents used to argue this too. Yes....

    Yeah. My parents used to argue this too. Yes. Back in the 50s and 60s it was all just pop music. Now the meaning has drifted to indicate a particular type of music that's popular. Get with the kids,...
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    In Switzerland you can keep you mortgage going so...

    In Switzerland you can keep you mortgage going so long as your income allows, right up to death. If your heirs can pay the mortgage, then they can just keep going. It's unwise to pay off all your...
  38. Did something similar once. Developed an...

    Did something similar once. Developed an application for a share of the sales profits (so, (price - salesman's commission) * x%). for five years Bit of a punt - wasn't expecting it to pan out, but I...
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    :yay: :rollin: Also, what Fidot said. New...

    :yay: :rollin:

    Also, what Fidot said. New contract to do the training.
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    Bit of a boom

    Re-org at client means that although my contract runs until end of the year, there's not much work to do (all new work is supposed to go through Accidenture :puke:). That's ok, because I made my...
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    If the mp’s continue to undermine democracy, I...

    If the mp’s continue to undermine democracy, I think the only way we the majority will make them listen is to hit them where it hurts... in the wallet! If 17.4 million people stopped paying council...
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    Well, he claims he has B1 German. Another fantasy...

    Well, he claims he has B1 German. Another fantasy I guess.
    Be fair, it's extremely hard to tell the difference between your normal stupidity and when you're putting it on.
  43. Theft. Not surprised. It is not lawful to...

    Theft.

    Not surprised. It is not lawful to offset one payment against another without agreement of the creditor. If they really owed you the money, then your accountant could have got it back for...
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    Which literally means "Am I a citizen now?", with...

    Which literally means "Am I a citizen now?", with a hint of the feminine. Sometimes the verb does come first in statements, but only in the second phrase.

    Correct German would be: Ich bin jetzt...
  45. You pay them back the money that's owed, less...

    You pay them back the money that's owed, less your costs. So they paid you £74,000. Of which £7,400 is yours, the rest belongs to them. Overpayment is £66,600. You transfer that back to their account...
  46. In some countries, dividends are taxable as...

    In some countries, dividends are taxable as income. So you may have to pay tax in your country of residence. See here for example: How does it work with taxes already paid in UK? - English Forum...
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    Poll: No excuse. It's fun to explore the barbarian...

    No excuse. It's fun to explore the barbarian hinterlands once in a while. I'm going and it's the wrong side of t'Pennines.
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    According to The Brexit Party UK Supporters FB...

    According to The Brexit Party UK Supporters FB group, the majority of British people want a no-deal Brexit.
  49. Just send them a bottle of meths.

    Just send them a bottle of meths.
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    It's looking to be warm and sunny. I'll work in...

    It's looking to be warm and sunny. I'll work in the garden, planting some more hedge plants to replace those that didn't make it through the drought. Then down south to visits some friends and go to...
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