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  1. Thread: Vogons

    by Zigenare
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    You're JohnTheBike in drag, aren't you?

    You're JohnTheBike in drag, aren't you?
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    Shine

    Shine
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    Rising

    Rising
  4. Why not? Your net rate would still be higher...

    Why not? Your net rate would still be higher than a permies gross.
  5. Thread: Vegans

    by Zigenare
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    When there's a vegan substitute for this...

    When there's a vegan substitute for this, then I'll contemplate going vegan!
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    hit!

    hit!
  7. Die protestantische Ethik und der Geist des...

    Die protestantische Ethik und der Geist des Kapitalismus!

    FTW!
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    Sticky: Morning all! Daily Report ######## ...

    Morning all!

    Daily Report
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    Location - Bolton sur les Collines

    Weather - Dark, moderately warm breeze

    Mood - Dark, moderately warm
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    I had the hots for her when I was young and...

    I had the hots for her when I was young and impressionable.

    "If something blew up, I would think, 'Oh Christ! What wire goes where?'" :laugh
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    Sticky: Homemade Pea and Ham! Would be my suggestion...

    Homemade Pea and Ham! Would be my suggestion...
  11. Thread: Sue Ellen

    by Zigenare
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    Never mind Sue Ellen, where's L*cy?

    Never mind Sue Ellen, where's L*cy?
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    Surprised you left there with your wallet, never...

    Surprised you left there with your wallet, never mind your wheels...
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    Indeed, and as we're now doing a Groucho they can...

    Indeed, and as we're now doing a Groucho they can 'eff off!
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    So, Spain want Gibraltar, the French want fishing...

    So, Spain want Gibraltar, the French want fishing rights, the Greeks want the Elgin Marbles, Germany doesn't want competition. What else is on the EU shopping list?
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    Well done Spesh!

    Well done Spesh!
  16. Thread: Who was this?

    by Zigenare
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    Our building is next to Amazon in Bolton. We...

    Our building is next to Amazon in Bolton.

    We watch the AmaZombies shuffling in to work in the morning...
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    Sticky: cartoon truck

    cartoon truck
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    Next they'll be after an 'effin' shrubbery!

    Next they'll be after an 'effin' shrubbery!
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    Send 'em back as a pile of sand!

    Send 'em back as a pile of sand!
  20. Thread: Storm Ellen

    by Zigenare
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    "Francis" when his mother catches him doing...

    "Francis" when his mother catches him doing something wrong...
  21. Thread: Who was this?

    by Zigenare
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    Me too!

    Me too!
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    Sticky: Morning all! Daily report ####### Location...

    Morning all!

    Daily report
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    Location - Bolton sur les Collines

    Visibility - Dark

    Humidity - Not Raining
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    Nice Dike!

    Nice Dike!
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    Missed you too!

    Missed you too!
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    https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/172/2...

    https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/172/247/9212388.jpg?1315594117
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    Where's the section on the economics of leaving...

    Where's the section on the economics of leaving EUgene's Apple Collective?
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    :yay::yay::yay::yay::moon:

    :yay::yay::yay::yay::moon:
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    Sticky: Yeah but come on, they're not very tomatoie

    Yeah but come on, they're not very tomatoie <-- wtf? is that a word?
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    You reap what you sow.

    You reap what you sow.
  30. Thread: Asking for it

    by Zigenare
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    Yeah, about that, your last cheque bounced!

    Yeah, about that, your last cheque bounced!
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    Gratis.

    Gratis.
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    Set up a WhatsApp group just for your family...

    Set up a WhatsApp group just for your family members - that's what my Mrs has done and I stay the hell away from it!
  33. Thread: Asking for it

    by Zigenare
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    As ever, you haven't a ******* clue, have you?

    As ever, you haven't a ******* clue, have you?
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    Ok, let's say average size bath, average size...

    Ok, let's say average size bath, average size bloobs, below average size human being.

    How many bloobs?
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    How many bloobs does he need for a bath full?

    How many bloobs does he need for a bath full?
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    What's that, then?

    What's that, then?
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    Yeah mate, if they were your parents I'd leave...

    Yeah mate, if they were your parents I'd leave 'em to rot.
  38. Mods, please move this to General, please? ...

    Mods, please move this to General, please? Pretty please? I promise I won't ask for anything else, ever...
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    So you haven't got an answer then?

    So you haven't got an answer then?
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    Sticky: Little boy has surfaced, consumed his porridge...

    Little boy has surfaced, consumed his porridge and is now nattering!

    Should've drugged his porridge... :grin
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    May as well use bottle caps as a method of...

    May as well use bottle caps as a method of exchange...
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    Is "drug taking" listed as a "Serious Drug...

    Is "drug taking" listed as a "Serious Drug Offence that warrants a custodial sentence of 12 months or more"?

    Thought not.
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    Sticky: Morning all! Another day WFH - dropping wife an...

    Morning all! Another day WFH - dropping wife an offspring at the airport for a half-term visit to dear olde Oirland!

    Weather - dull.

    Prospect of getting any work done - fair to high.

    Office...
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    Corona have changed their name to Ebola, not sure...

    Corona have changed their name to Ebola, not sure it's such a good idea...
    ...
  45. Womansplaining, much? :grin

    Womansplaining, much? :grin
  46. Brillo has a copy of "Janet leads John by the...

    Brillo has a copy of "Janet leads John by the balls and gets a free house!".
  47. Referee! Will no-one think of the *******...

    Referee! Will no-one think of the ******* ironing for **** sake?
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    You'd be better moving to the States, not because...

    You'd be better moving to the States, not because it's easier to get your paws on a .50 cal, it is, but because less people over there know you :laugh
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    How long did it take before you needed your...

    How long did it take before you needed your glasses. Or are you talking out of your arse?
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    Sticky: Glad you're Ok. Got some piccies of Worcester...

    Glad you're Ok. Got some piccies of Worcester flooding from a colleague. The Severn has burst its banks. Bridges closed...
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