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  1. Thread: Vegans

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    Vegan - ancient term for the village idiot that...

    Vegan - ancient term for the village idiot that could not hunt, fish or practice animal husbandry
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    Calling it "pay" doesn't help

    Calling it "pay" doesn't help
  3. Thread: Economy

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    Worth remembering this virus is about 1/10th the...

    Worth remembering this virus is about 1/10th the strength of normal seasonal flu
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    Some cracking comments on that.

    Some cracking comments on that.
  5. Thread: Greta Thunberg

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    Nout queerer than folk, especially when it comes...

    Nout queerer than folk, especially when it comes to cars.

    XJ8s make a great Contractors motor.
  6. Degree = bottom rung of academic career ladder...

    Degree = bottom rung of academic career ladder
    BTec = " " " technical career
  7. Thread: Doomed

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    Just don't go to the restaurant tomorrow to...

    Just don't go to the restaurant tomorrow to celebrate the new year and order a Corona.
  8. That was actually Dr R V Jones. Our own NickFitz...

    That was actually Dr R V Jones. Our own NickFitz put me on to his excellent 'Most Secret War'. Many more examples of this kind of thing in it.
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    For those missing the pics try picdumps.com

    For those missing the pics try picdumps.com
  10. I'm pretty sure that if we do that again it will...

    I'm pretty sure that if we do that again it will work this time.
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    I think he just called you an elephant.

    I think he just called you an elephant.
  12. Thread: Crimbo Wishes

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    Now, that handle needs to go in the 'other'...

    Now, that handle needs to go in the 'other' thread.
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    Rookie mistake to expect anything more than a...

    Rookie mistake to expect anything more than a panto in General.
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    https://i.imgur.com/Kp4ie1V.png Warm beer all...

    https://i.imgur.com/Kp4ie1V.png

    Warm beer all round!
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    That might come in useful for them given the...

    That might come in useful for them given the untracability facet.
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    Or more likely supporting the introduction of the...

    Or more likely supporting the introduction of the 'Islamic State'
  17. Thread: Fuse lit...

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    You sure that is not the last gasp of those that...

    You sure that is not the last gasp of those that favour shorting the pound?
  18. My 2003 XJ8 cruise works from 30kph

    My 2003 XJ8 cruise works from 30kph
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    If I were a Scottish farmer I'd be very worried...

    If I were a Scottish farmer I'd be very worried about the tariff on their goods coming over the border.
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    we got a massive red cock womble, as expected....

    we got a massive red cock womble, as expected. Already making the 'Torys have taken millions off us' speech.
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    :rollin: Snigger

    :rollin: Snigger
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    Why would the Tories implement the reds plan?

    Why would the Tories implement the reds plan?
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    That's the spirit.

    That's the spirit.
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    I miss GreenLake

    I miss GreenLake
  25. Thread: Bridgwater

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    Fracking surely.

    Fracking surely.
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    Ducks. The biology is fascinating and appears to...

    Ducks. The biology is fascinating and appears to have evolved due to the *ahem* nature of the drakes tactics. If it's true that avians are descended from the dinosaurs then it will have had enough...
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    Not so well known is the the female can chose to...

    Not so well known is the the female can chose to allow a fertilisation or not to.
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    Poll: Li-on batteries 'die' if you let them go fully...

    Li-on batteries 'die' if you let them go fully flat.
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    For those inerrested Steven Baxter (who happens...

    For those inerrested Steven Baxter (who happens to be the current president of the HG Wells Society) has written a sequel to WotW, 'The massacre of Mankind', good in places with a very 21st Century...
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    He had nothing to lose.

    He had nothing to lose.
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    You could call them 'Tax Credits'

    You could call them 'Tax Credits'
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    Apparently this is quite popular. Going...

    Apparently this is quite popular.
    Going underground
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    I'm wondering if I'll get one that believes in...

    I'm wondering if I'll get one that believes in all this voting malarkey.
  34. Been saying that for years. Most governments are...

    Been saying that for years. Most governments are reactive, they would take some time to legislate. The difficulty is coming up with a contract both sides are happy with. This is how ltds got going in...
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    Don't remember BT calls being 'free' when it was...

    Don't remember BT calls being 'free' when it was nationalised, in fact they are still the most expensive provider.
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    For those that don't know. CS rating are...

    For those that don't know. CS rating are AA->AO->EO->HEO->SEO then into the numbers.
    So an AO is equivalent to a junior programmer with a couple of years real experience.
    Don't know how that...
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    Nervous newbie give away that.

    Nervous newbie give away that.
  38. What it won't be is needed as much as a cross...

    What it won't be is needed as much as a cross Pennines express.
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    Can you define that? Given the amount of...

    Can you define that? Given the amount of taxpayers cash that goes into ensuring that doesn't happen.
    If it's the 60% of average income as a marker for 'poverty' then I suggest we will never be rid...
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    You can only do that (efficiently) if you leave...

    You can only do that (efficiently) if you leave the EU
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    Say what you want about Eddie, but the funniest...

    Say what you want about Eddie, but the funniest moment on PM was him interviewing the Circus clown taking his employer to a tribunal as he was made redundant when he switched to being a human...
  42. When I see threads like this one I always wonder...

    When I see threads like this one I always wonder how the inhabitants of these locations expect things to change. If you are willing to risk death to leave, why not have a civil war to get change?
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    I think it was Logans Run which had a fresh take...

    I think it was Logans Run which had a fresh take on it.
  44. The operative word is 'Defining'. I would take...

    The operative word is 'Defining'. I would take that to mean the first that uses the method used by all other since. The prize goes to :
    Matthew K. Gray produces the first known web robot, the...
  45. Where my Compo?

    Where my Compo?
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    Last series was too green for me. Have seen...

    Last series was too green for me. Have seen reruns of the earlier series on More 4 where Kev still has hair. Much more interesting.

    Good to see his co did their sums and will definitely be on...
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    Now all the diodes on my left side are aching.

    Now all the diodes on my left side are aching.
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    Not to mention the Virgin Mary.

    Not to mention the Virgin Mary.
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    Although thinking about it you could be saving...

    Although thinking about it you could be saving yourself for DXVII
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    Surprised you missed the opportunity for...

    Surprised you missed the opportunity for something like this:
    DX 7
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