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    CNN crew released from police custody after they...

    CNN crew released from police custody after they were arrested live on air in Minneapolis - CNN

    Incredible. They were even explaining what a good job the police had done in dispersing the crowd...
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    It's a regularly asked question on the Swiss...

    It's a regularly asked question on the Swiss expat forums, so while not common, it does happen. Some of those employers are British. Once they know the rules, they're happy.

    By foreign based, I...
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    Obviously, tax and social contributions are due...

    Obviously, tax and social contributions are due where you work, regardless of client location - although there are some wrinkles in this in some countries.

    How you set ip varies from country to...
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    Classic minestrone! Tries feebly to make a point,...

    Classic minestrone! Tries feebly to make a point, is thoroughly rebutted, doesn't engage further but tries to deflect with more drooling nonsense.
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    Maybe. Do you have a better suggestion for...

    Maybe. Do you have a better suggestion for procedures when armed police are deployed?
  6. Don't do it. You'll be eternally in debt....

    Don't do it. You'll be eternally in debt. Proctologists are always in arrears.
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    He didn't do what he was told. "Stop, armed...

    He didn't do what he was told. "Stop, armed police". He didn't stop. If you do not follow the commands of armed police, you are in extreme risk of being shot dead. It was a tragedy. He'd done nothing...
  8. Not when I worked through them. :glasses

    Not when I worked through them. :glasses
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    The trick is, when armed UK police tell you to do...

    The trick is, when armed UK police tell you to do something, you do it and argue about your rights afterwards. In fact, as soon as you're the target of armed police, your life is in real danger. It's...
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    Wonderful. I can't help with more stanzas, but...

    Wonderful. I can't help with more stanzas, but feel it should end:

    And that was the end of man-snake-bat-flu.
  11. Don't be a wartime gynaecologist - they send you...

    Don't be a wartime gynaecologist - they send you straight to the front.
  12. Depends. If it's hand cleanser it clearly isn't...

    Depends. If it's hand cleanser it clearly isn't filthy.
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    In the end it comes to who blinks first. It they...

    In the end it comes to who blinks first. It they see you as a valuable asset, then it will be them. If they don't, then you've lost the work.

    If they have a markup of 50% and they put pressure on...
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    And one of those is the administrator and...

    And one of those is the administrator and moderators.
  15. So, you feel you want to abuse a purple cow in...

    So, you feel you want to abuse a purple cow in Leiderhosen? How was your relationship with your mother?
  16. You could probably make a little cash sending the...

    You could probably make a little cash sending the stories of your life.... sorry, these "newspaper stories" into Private Eye. They really do have a page for people like you.
  17. Not really. The advertising of £400 a day, when...

    Not really. The advertising of £400 a day, when it's "really" equivalent to a salary of ~£300 a day is misleading. Perhaps roles should be published with a nominal salary equivalence - but I can't...
  18. Judgement here Mr P Weldon v 6CATS UK Ltd:...

    Judgement here
    Mr P Weldon v 6CATS UK Ltd: 2410288/2019 - GOV.UK

    But it doesn't detail any of the facts of the case. It would be nice to know the exact circumstances.
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    But the US attitudes to race are markedly...

    But the US attitudes to race are markedly different from those in the UK.
  20. Can cause mutation in human DNA does not mean...

    Can cause mutation in human DNA does not mean that it is too dangerous to use. What matters is risk. If the drug causes harm in 1 in a million, but covid-19 causes harm in 1 in a hundred, then it...
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    Said a brexiter, desperately. I think you'll...

    Said a brexiter, desperately.

    I think you'll find there are plenty of people who voted leave who despise Mr Cummings. It's a point of unity. Don't be divisive - you won, get over it. :ohwell
  22. There was a lot of fuss about it in the 70s....

    There was a lot of fuss about it in the 70s. Genesis wrote a song about it.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4q7-wZmn-Q

    I remember my grandfather taking me to see some giant hogweed. Nasty...
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    Sticky: S0C4 A BR14 by any other name smells as sweet....

    S0C4
    A BR14 by any other name smells as sweet. Permaban. But I've let his TPD posts remain. I'm nice like that.
  24. http://whitebored.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/03...

    http://whitebored.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/parrotybits.jpg
    £800 pd? INKSPE.
  25. This is my approach.

    This is my approach.
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    Both variants of apium graveolens. Celeriac is...

    Both variants of apium graveolens. Celeriac is also known as knob celery, so it could be named Hitler's Knob Schnitzel.
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    Well, you'll only be wearing a mask to protect...

    Well, you'll only be wearing a mask to protect them, so if they're not bothered, it's their call. You could ask whether the interviewers will wear masks to protect you. Or whether the interview will...
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    Not as dangerous as in the nude.

    Not as dangerous as in the nude.
  30. I'm stuck with Eclipse as I'm writing a plugin...

    I'm stuck with Eclipse as I'm writing a plugin for ABAP Development Tools.

    It's strange - it was all working fine. No updates, not even a reboot - and then suddenly stopped working. (I didn't...
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    Well, in your eyes, perhaps.

    Well, in your eyes, perhaps.
  32. Yes. And make money from it. lol :ohwell

    Yes. And make money from it. lol :ohwell
  33. Java debugger stopped working in Eclipse 2020-03

    I'm busy writing a plug-in for Eclipse, when all of a sudden, Java debugging stops. The log shows the error:

    !MESSAGE Unable to find location of java.lang.Thread.setName() in debuggee JVM, for...
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    I know. That's why I wrote: Do try to keep up.

    I know. That's why I wrote:
    Do try to keep up.
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    Hitler Schnitzel

    According to Hitler's cook, when everyone else had schnitzel, he had celery fried in breadcrumbs.

    "Hitler Schnitzel". I wonder if it would catch on.
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    Sticky: gigo0 permaban. This is not contractorkorea.com

    gigo0 permaban. This is not contractorkorea.com
  37. I'm vaguely interested in the versions without...

    I'm vaguely interested in the versions without strings. You can hear the beginnings of the Genesis sound, so for completeness, it's worth it.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfk24hozV9Q
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    I'd agree with you, but you spouted crap about...

    I'd agree with you, but you spouted crap about Big Pharma, so I'm going to say - stick to poetry. You're really good at that.
  39. Racist round-eyed git.

    Racist round-eyed git.
  40. I was thinking of making a joke concerning the...

    I was thinking of making a joke concerning the second song on Genesis' first album. But it turns out it's called "In The Beginning". :ohwell

    On a more important subject, do you use less and fewer...
  41. X https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/x.png

    X

    https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/x.png
  42. Who is this "ya"?

    Who is this "ya"?
  43. Clojure

    Clojure
  44. The contemporary meaning is, not to put too fine...

    The contemporary meaning is, not to put too fine a point, right, literally by definition. Word meanings change over time. It's usage now that matters.

    Nice used to mean silly.
    Silly used to mean...
  45. Please stop posting such rubbish. The client...

    Please stop posting such rubbish.

    The client pays the fee to the agency. The agency deducts their percentage, leaving the notional fee. They then make all the PAYE deductions, including erNIC,...
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    That's true for every five minutes of your life.

    That's true for every five minutes of your life.
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    QED.

    QED.
  48. Of course he isn't. Such cretins never follow the...

    Of course he isn't. Such cretins never follow the logical conclusion. They just whine a lot.
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    Yes. No. It's tax avoidance. And, regardless of...

    Yes.
    No. It's tax avoidance. And, regardless of what the scheme promoters say their tame QC says it doesn't work.
    They will come and shaft you in the future. After you've made the scheme providers...
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    He hasn't met me. So far as I know... :rolleyes:

    He hasn't met me. So far as I know... :rolleyes:
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